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I'm done now so I'm eating some starburst
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I like to diddle myself while suspended by a meathook chained to my nipples.
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What is a diddle?
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Old 04-19-2010, 01:24 AM
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I'm done now so I'm eating some starburst
I like to diddle you while youre laying on your tummy too brah
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tummy down diddling?

oh my.
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Old 04-19-2010, 01:49 AM
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tummy down diddling?

oh my.
Just one of those days

The sidekick never gets any action
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Old 04-19-2010, 01:53 AM
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Just one of those days

The sidekick never gets any action
Oh.

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Old 04-19-2010, 01:55 AM
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*sigh* My oh my!

You get down, girl! Tummy down. Uhhh, how would you feel if I hide your hubby behind the door, ready to slip up behind you at the critical moment and slip it in or would that just ruin a moment of quality personal time?

"OK, dude, wait, wait wait wait. OK, Hit IT!!!!" (I'd have to be there to watch and make sure his timing was totally correct.)
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*sigh* My oh my!

You get down, girl! Tummy down. Uhhh, how would you feel if I hide your hubby behind the door, ready to slip up behind you at the critical moment and slip it in or would that just ruin a moment of quality personal time?

"OK, dude, wait, wait wait wait. OK, Hit IT!!!!" (I'd have to be there to watch and make sure his timing was totally correct.)
That would be great actually
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That would be great actually
You didn't answer my question. Did you wash your hand before eating the Starbursts?
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You didn't answer my question. Did you wash your hand before eating the Starbursts?
I normally wouldn't but I had to walk past people to get my beloved candy
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I normally wouldn't but I had to walk past people to get my beloved candy
I remember one time I fingered a girl, washed my hands up, made a sandwich, went to take a bite and still got a big whiff of vag.
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I remember one time I fingered a girl, washed my hands up, made a sandwich, went to take a bite and still got a big whiff of vag.
Thats pretty bad man.
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I remember one time I fingered a girl, washed my hands up, made a sandwich, went to take a bite and still got a big whiff of vag.
how is that bad unless her vag smelled?
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how is that bad unless her vag smelled?
It smelled like normal vag, but that's not a smell I enjoy while trying to eat a goddamn sandwich.
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It smelled like normal vag, but that's not a smell I enjoy while trying to eat a goddamn sandwich.
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:28 AM
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I love the smell of vag, unless its unclean of course...it's hauntingly beautiful
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I love the smell of vag, unless its unclean of course...it's hauntingly beautiful
I like it too, but not when it's mingling with the odors of the sandwich I'm about to eat.
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I don't know what it smells like

Usually all I can smell is my cigarette or lemon starburst
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Ooooh, ooooohhhh! Use Batman to do it!
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With Catwoman?
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Scratch that, I'll demonstrate using Little Miss Sunshine.

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With Catwoman?
Batwoman. Much hotter.

Although Halle Berry on that blonde chick WOULD be pretty saucy.
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Batwoman. Much hotter.

Although Halle Berry on that blonde chick WOULD be pretty saucy.
Please.

If we really wanna spice it up, bring in Poison Ivy.
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Dick goes where?
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If we really wanna spice it up, bring in Poison Ivy.
I slept with Poison Ivy once and got a wicked rash. Doc gave me some ointment and it cleared right up.
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Batwoman. Much hotter.

Although Halle Berry on that blonde chick WOULD be pretty saucy.
That was Batgirl (and I can't belive you remembered that movie, nor can I believe that you actually sat through that Catwoman movie). Batwoman, however, is a lesbian.


Batwoman and Catwoman giving the talk would make boys hit puberty at the age of three.

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Did also make you bend over and cough?
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I like it too, but not when it's mingling with the odors of the sandwich I'm about to eat.
So you wouldn't buy a vagina flavored whipped topping?

"You've enjoyed the Vagwich. Now try the new light topping: Pussy Whip! All the the delight you've enjoyed before in a rich creamy dessert."

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So you wouldn't buy a vagina flavored whipped topping?

"You've enjoyed the Vagwich. Now try the new light topping: Pussy Whip! All the the delight you've enjoyed before in a rich creamy dessert."
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That was Batgirl (and I can't belive you remembered that movie, nor can I believe that you actually sat through that Catwoman movie). Batwoman, however, is a lesbian.


Batwoman and Catwoman giving the talk would make boys hit puberty at the age of three.
I thought the Batgirl thing was a joke in the movie cause she was all young, and she was actually supposed to be Batwoman. Don't mess with me!

And which movie were you surprised I rememberd? I had the live-action Batman movie box-set on VHS like every other kid. And now I wanna go watch Batman. If you were talking about the new Halle Berry Catwoman of course I remember. Michelle Pfeiffer looks like a tramp next to Halle Berry and that's the reason.
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lol these guys go on about comic books while the girls talkin about masturbation

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