Japanese Girl Living in my town

[d4veg]

Old and not meaningful.

[Agent 008]

Originally Posted by d4veg

Also, other than me helping her one on one with English... does anyone know a good method (other than a classroom setting) to learn English.

For sure. Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhnib...elated#t=5m05s

[Retard Synrdome]

Tentacle rape.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Help her get her greencard?

[SnowmanJoe]

encourage her to talk more. like when i'm learnin german the only way really is to just keep talkin it. obviously give her like, songs, films and books as well.

[Sookie]

Just the fact that you have some knowledge and background in Japanese culture will make her feel at home with you. Just DON'T act like a creepy otaku and fucking ruin it. White guys are always... crossing that line. DON'T.

And take her out to places to eat that are not: Korean barbeque, hibachi related, Chinese American. Take her to fuckin Olive Garden and tell her that from now on, we speak only English and own that shit. Girls are all into guys who take control.

Just don't be obsessive about Japanese stuff.

[靠rent-a-jew輩]

Originally Posted by Sookie

Just the fact that you have some knowledge and background in Japanese culture will make her feel at home with you. Just DON'T act like a creepy otaku and fucking ruin it. White guys are always... crossing that line. DON'T.

And take her out to places to eat that are not: Korean barbeque, hibachi related, Chinese American. Take her to fuckin Olive Garden and tell her that from now on, we speak only English and own that shit. Girls are all into guys who take control.

Just don't be obsessive about Japanese stuff.

this.

i have a friend who knows a japanese girl. And he is into anime and shit like that and trying to learn japanese.
he's fucking pathetic.

[Clover]

tl;dr...go rape her.

[Method of Madness]

just marry her and then she gets a free pass into the US, she will love you long time for that

[Mxl]

didnt read post but do rape 2 her

[Mordisk]

Originally Posted by d4veg

So I met this Japanese girl through a club at my University. I have family born in Japan (I'm white though) that gave me a baseball jersey that she really liked. She is currently not at University as she graduated from a Japanese university a couple years ago. She has lived in my Canadian city for over 2 years now. She worked the first year, went to school the second year, and is now is not able to work until she passes some English tests or goes back to school so she can extend her work permit. She really wants to stay here. I am helping her study English at the same time I have been studying Japanese for 8 months. Her English is quite good, good enough we can orally communicate without too many problems. We went to a bar/lounge before where we had a few beers (with two other friends). I also invited her to a coffee shop where we talked in simple Japanese conversation. We are going to meet at a park near the downtown of my city in a few days. Does anyone have any other ideas? I'm not completely socially inept but would definitely willing to try some advice. I suppose studying more Japanese language and culture would be helpful to understand her better?

I'm really not good at building relationships. Has anyone had a similar experience or have any ideas for me?

Also, other than me helping her one on one with English... does anyone know a good method (other than a classroom setting) to learn English. All of the courses offered this summer do no suit her level or financial situation.

You have a friend.
You like her, you're going to fuck up one of your only friendships by telling her how you feel. Because she wont feel the same way.
l0l

[a334jv2df]

Are you digging her out?

[DrManhattan]

Yo yo what my man means to say is... is you crackin dat fortune cookie?

[Silver]

Just because you're a weaboo and she's japanese, doesn't mean it'll ever work out.

[uncutdiamond]

I teach English as a profession. PM me and I can set up a course for you.

[Echidna]

Buy a shirt that says "I'm huge in japan" with a arrow pointing downward.

Even your miniature two incher looks like GODDDZZZIRRRAA in japan.

[uncutdiamond]

I now teach Engrish as a profession.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BERONG TO US.

[Echidna]

Originally Posted by uncutdiamond

I teach English as a profession. PM me and I can set up a course for you.

Originally Posted by Godfrey

I also teach english as a profession. You should PM me and I can set up a course for you, instead.

Teaching the Engrish for hobby. Send PM to me I set course.

[Echidna]

Originally Posted by uncutdiamond

I now teach Engrish as a profession.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BERONG TO US.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by d4veg

So I met this Japanese girl through a club at my University. I have family born in Japan (I'm white though) that gave me a baseball jersey that she really liked. She is currently not at University as she graduated from a Japanese university a couple years ago. She has lived in my Canadian city for over 2 years now. She worked the first year, went to school the second year, and is now is not able to work until she passes some English tests or goes back to school so she can extend her work permit. She really wants to stay here. I am helping her study English at the same time I have been studying Japanese for 8 months. Her English is quite good, good enough we can orally communicate without too many problems. We went to a bar/lounge before where we had a few beers (with two other friends). I also invited her to a coffee shop where we talked in simple Japanese conversation. We are going to meet at a park near the downtown of my city in a few days. Does anyone have any other ideas? I'm not completely socially inept but would definitely willing to try some advice. I suppose studying more Japanese language and culture would be helpful to understand her better?

I'm really not good at building relationships. Has anyone had a similar experience or have any ideas for me?

Also, other than me helping her one on one with English... does anyone know a good method (other than a classroom setting) to learn English. All of the courses offered this summer do no suit her level or financial situation.

Take her out dancing. smoke meth before you go. Make incredible moves.

[uncutdiamond]

White boy ret me gib u sum adwice, don ack like a asean boi because ureye is BIG.

Basically, just be who you are. Asian chicks dig white guys.

So suck shit if your black/hispanic/asian.

[Iskalla]

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Learn the words to this, use them.

[d4veg]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

just marry her and then she gets a free pass into the US, she will love you long time for that

lol

[optl]

You have perfect situation. You don't never need to worry about carrying the conversation because of your language barrier. Also asian chicks love white guys. It would be hard to fuck this up.

[SLIM]

If you wanna feel like a man without actually having to be one, then yeah, sure go for it, Asian women are good for that. Just tell her you're going to fuck her, she'll comply like an obedient and pathetic asian woman. They get a kick out of it.

You know you're going to anyway, it won't make a difference if I tell you not to be a race-traitor (pathetic).

Originally Posted by Sookie

Just the fact that you have some knowledge and background in Japanese culture will make her feel at home with you. Just DON'T act like a creepy otaku and fucking ruin it. White guys are always... crossing that line. DON'T.

And take her out to places to eat that are not: Korean barbeque, hibachi related, Chinese American. Take her to fuckin Olive Garden and tell her that from now on, we speak only English and own that shit. Girls are all into guys who take control.

Just don't be obsessive about Japanese stuff.

.....


Here is my case in point;
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=61129

My what would be seen as "over the top" posts (done purposefully) in this thread lead to

Originally Posted by Sookie

Yeah, your abusive nature towards women is strangely... turning me on? Keep on, baby.

That's what you do with asian women. Go on, dip your prawn in some slope cunt, more white women for us true white men.

[Sookie]

^^
Haha motherfucking touche on that, mate.
But it's kind of creepy that you referenced a post I made like last year...

[SLIM]

Originally Posted by Sookie

^^
But it's kind of creepy that you referenced a post I made like last year...

I've got good memory.

[Sookie]

Originally Posted by SLIM

I've got good memory.

Oh yeah, and boo at your racism.

[ZeroMalarki]

Kiss her. Seriously, you're pretty much there. Get physical.

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by d4veg

does anyone know a good method (other than a classroom setting) to learn English. All of the courses offered this summer do no suit her level or financial situation.

Movies and TV shows in english, with frequent discussion in-between scenes.

[WAN]

I dont understand, how can two people with language barriers fall in love/like with each other? You can't even communicate properly.

[a giant pterodactyl]

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these should suffice.

[Marijuanasaurus REX]

I hear that japanese girls have a horizontal pussy

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

lol, reminds me of this one time i was all wasted in a gas station when i saw the finest asian poon ever. i went up and got the number all smooth like knowing she spoke broken ass english. every time i called/texted her she would be "studying." My black friend decided i was full of shit and decided to call her and see if he could get her to put out one night 3 of us were all on a bunch of x pills and kush blunts. he hung up after 10 seconds saying "That bitch sounded like Jackie Chan's sister"

Later I was eating some meal with her at the cafeteria when her also very English challenged boyfriend or whatever came up. It was a weak ass asian, man I was pissed. The end.

[NamelessNom4d]

Ask her to kiss you in Japanese

[Jesus of Nazareth]

Originally Posted by SLIM

That's what you do with asian women. Go on, dip your prawn in some slope cunt, more white women for us true white men.

Chill brah, so what if a WN wants to let off a jizzbomb in some chink cunt? Just don't reproduce with the slut.

[RosettaStoned]

Originally Posted by Echidna

Buy a shirt that says "I'm huge in japan" with a arrow pointing downward.

Even your miniature two incher looks like GODDDZZZIRRRAA in japan.

YES! A friend of mine just stopped by, he was wearing that shirt.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by d4veg

Also, other than me helping her one on one with English... does anyone know a good method (other than a classroom setting) to learn English. All of the courses offered this summer do no suit her level or financial situation.

sex?

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Sorry. I thought I was in BC.

well do you like her?

someone up there said you should ask her to kiss you in Japanese. If you like her you probably should.

Take her studying English to some peaceful place, at some random break ask her if she would help you practice your Japanese and somewhere there go for it.

If all works out you can tell her to marry you which would solve the problem of her stay. As long as youre dating you can keep that going and do a peaceful divorce when you break apart.

That of course is a crazy suggestion, but it will work.