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Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
http://news.msn.co.nz/article/104340...e-for-10-years
A British man lived with the corpse of his dead roommate rotting under a couch for 10 years.
Dennis Pring is believed to have died while drinking on his sofa in 1998 but his fully-clothed skeleton was not found until his roommate Alan Derrick was evicted from their apartment in Bristol, northern England...
Mr Derrick...feared he would be kicked out of his apartment when Mr Pring died because he was not allowed to have lodgers.
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really? lol
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04-23-2010, 02:58 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
I would've so gotten someone to let me babysit their kids and play "boogie-man under the couch."
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04-23-2010, 03:04 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
He must have no nose. Cause that would be horrid.
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04-23-2010, 03:06 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
lol...
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04-23-2010, 03:31 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
that's just creepy...
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04-23-2010, 03:43 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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Originally Posted by Cloudcat
Oh, I got another one!
Couch potato? More like couch vegetable.
No wait, that's gay.
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maybe he choked on a potato. chip! lol
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04-23-2010, 04:06 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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Council officers were called to the unit at least twice to investigate after neighbours reported a foul stench emanating from the property.
But officials failed to find the body underneath piles of rubbish that covered the living room floor and instead blamed the odour on a broken toilet.
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I find it interesting that he had people investigate an odd smell twice, there was enough crap on the floor to hide a decaying body, and it was still years before cleaners found it...
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04-23-2010, 04:09 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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I would've so gotten someone to let me babysit their kids and play "boogie-man under the couch."
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OK as fucked up as that is it actually is the only thing I read all day that made me laugh out loud. 
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04-23-2010, 04:16 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
Hey Dude ! I tol you 10 years ago to clean up your room. Dude ! Dude ! Wake up ! Whoa, dude- you're kinda dead ! Dude !
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04-23-2010, 09:56 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
nasty shit..
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04-23-2010, 10:29 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
That is so fucking awesome its ridiculous!
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04-23-2010, 10:31 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
... why leave it there? Seriously I'm not seeing the logic. 
How could you not try in any way to remove the corpse? Jesus.
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04-23-2010, 10:31 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
I think he fucked the corpse and kept it as his love toy. I bet he preserved the corpse as well.
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04-23-2010, 10:34 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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[QUOTE=niggar hater DELUXE;1159121] but still this is silly, im not even a racists. [/QUOTE]
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04-23-2010, 10:47 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
wow..
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04-23-2010, 11:03 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
They need a picture of this guy, this great man deserves to have his face shown to the world.
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04-23-2010, 11:57 AM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
I know that up there in the great big sky, on a mighty space ship, there's a certain captain ...
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04-23-2010, 12:02 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
This one of those opportunities that we can say "only in UK..." 
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04-23-2010, 12:04 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
Oh hey bru, why didn't you chuck him in the chillybin.
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04-23-2010, 12:18 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?
No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
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04-23-2010, 12:22 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
When you hide a corpse for 10 years, getting kicked out for having lodgers is the least of your worries. 
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04-23-2010, 12:25 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?
No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
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This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.
On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
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04-23-2010, 12:27 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.
On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
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who gives a fuck what it was motivated by...
this mother fucker used a couch with a fucking ROTTING CORPSE under it for ten fucking years. Maybe its epic fail, but its fucking epic in some way or another.
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04-23-2010, 12:29 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?
No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
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The question is how fucked up does someone have to be to endure that horrible smell for so long?!
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04-23-2010, 12:31 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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The question is how fucked up does someone have to be to endure that horrible smell for so long?!
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pretty fucked up, like I cant even imagine how retarded this dude is and I find it incredibly hilarious
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04-23-2010, 12:41 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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who gives a fuck what it was motivated by...
this mother fucker used a couch with a fucking ROTTING CORPSE under it for ten fucking years. Maybe its epic fail, but its fucking epic in some way or another. |
Epic Fail sounds much better
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04-23-2010, 12:46 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
epic comes in all forms my friend 
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04-23-2010, 12:47 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.
On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
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Umm, a fucking retard?
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04-23-2010, 12:56 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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Umm, a fucking retard?
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I guess it would be kind of hard to find another couch that can conceal a grown man's body underneath it.
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04-23-2010, 01:02 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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Umm, a fucking retard?
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retard maybe, but a god among men none the less
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04-23-2010, 01:17 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
maybe the requested to be buried under the couch and his roommate was just honoring that
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04-23-2010, 01:23 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
Since when has Bristol been in the north of England.
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04-23-2010, 02:01 PM
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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I guess it would be kind of hard to find another couch that can conceal a grown man's body underneath it.
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Who the fuck buys a new couch to put it over a rotting body.
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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Who the fuck buys a new couch to put it over a rotting body.
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Probably was kicked out of Leons for trying out the new couches...
On a side note there's easier ways to make jerky.
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
Did anyone else think of Psycho almost immediately after reading this?
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
... And during a moment of what could only be described as pure genius...
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
The guy who let the body rot in his apartment had "learning disabilities" whatever that means.
Still...that smell would be fucking awful.
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
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The guy who let the body rot in his apartment had "learning disabilities" whatever that means.
Still...that smell would be fucking awful.
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Re: Man lived with roommate's rotting corpse for 10 years
Have you ever smelled a british person's mouth?
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