I got laid yesterday.

[CrazyJoe]

Awwww yeah.

While I was going at it, she whispered in my ear and said she'd fantasized about fucking me. Afterwards, she said it was better than in her fantasy. Then I got to stay at her place for the night, smoke her weed, and eat her food (and pussy). It was awesome.

Also, I'm homeless, on food stamps, about to go in for a job interview, and working on the paperwork for a tradeschool. I rock.

[SLIM]

Joe, you're more insane than ever. You're completely off the rails.

[J.P.W]

Good for you.

[Arcade]

haha this is gonna piss the virgins off, homeless gets pussy, you don't.

[Cathy McGee]

Lol way2gojoe.

and you look suspiciously like my friend.

[CrazyJoe]

It must be.

[xian]

You're daft, Joe.

[Dr Z Tream]

So you finally fucked that tranny?

[constantinople]

Hot damn, you aren't fat anymore. Being homeless has done wonders for you.

Also, why are you homeless? Didn't you live with your aunt or grandma or something?

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by constantinople

Hot damn, you aren't fat anymore. Being homeless has done wonders for you.

Indeed. And with food stamps, I'll never starve. And my aunt and uncle will give me money for buying their groceries for them, so whatever I don't spend on food can be spent on drugs. Sweet.

Originally Posted by constantinople

Also, why are you homeless? Didn't you live with your aunt or grandma or something?

My aunt and uncle consider smoking marijuana an unacceptable activity, and kicked me out because I came home one night and smelled like pot (like every other night). My uncle thought I was smoking in the bathroom.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

Indeed. And with food stamps, I'll never starve. And my aunt and uncle will give me money for buying their groceries for them, so whatever I don't spend on food can be spent on drugs. Sweet.


My aunt and uncle consider smoking marijuana an unacceptable activity, and kicked me out because I came home one night and smelled like pot (like every other night). My uncle thought I was smoking in the bathroom.

I thought your parents were cool with it? My dad doesn't like me smoking in the house, but thankfully ours is big enough that I can smoke around up stairs and it will never smell as long as I ghost my hits. I like it this way.

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by constantinople

I thought your parents were cool with it? My dad doesn't like me smoking in the house, but thankfully ours is big enough that I can smoke around up stairs and it will never smell as long as I ghost my hits. I like it this way.

My parents are cool with it, but not my aunt and uncle.

[cosmo]

You're a bum, Joe.

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by cosmo

You're a bum, Joe.

Not for too much longer.

[Clover]

I can see losing your house to meth or heroin, but weed!? You're an addict, joe.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

Lookin' good Joe.

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

It must be.

you know what's fucking cool, and I didn't really realize it till now

the infrared sensitivity of a digital camera is well exhibited in photos of people smoking cigarettes. notice how the cherries are purple as opposed to red. that's cause the heat (infrared light) is overwhelming the actual light given off.

COOL.

[Axiom]

Wait, so you got to tap her ass and her keyboard? *mind blows*

[Axiom]

Originally Posted by Habanero

you know what's fucking cool, and I didn't really realize it till now

the infrared sensitivity of a digital camera is well exhibited in photos of people smoking cigarettes. notice how the cherries are purple as opposed to red. that's cause the heat (infrared light) is overwhelming the actual light given off.

COOL.

oh goddammit, don't tell me you're smart too?...

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by SLIM

Joe, you're more insane than ever. You're completely off the rails.

And forging your own trails.