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Old 02-20-2009, 05:30 PM
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Default I just bought a phased plasma rifle

In the 40 watt range.
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:31 PM
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A fly zapper?
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:31 PM
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Get slimed as a kid?
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:38 PM
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try it out on your testicles, i hear it tickles good.
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:39 PM
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40 watts, my fucking kettle puts out moar power
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:50 PM
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40 watts, my fucking kettle puts out moar power
What I've always thought. Maybe thats a stun range.
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:52 PM
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A fly zapper?
I wonder if one of those could be converted into a homemade plasma rifle?

Hmmm...
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:55 PM
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You LYING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:18 PM
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Lighting pigeons on fire is a better idea.
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Stick your dick in a vacuum-cleaner.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:24 PM
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Stick your dick in a vacuum-cleaner.
Cant push it inside.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:25 PM
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Cant push it inside.
... Putting it inside is the easy part. It's a vacuum cleaner. It sucks.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:31 PM
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... Putting it inside is the easy part. It's a vacuum cleaner. It sucks.
It wont fit inside the tube.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:42 PM
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It wont fit inside the tube.
Well, that's your own fault for being a nigger.
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