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Old 02-21-2009, 12:31 AM
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Default It's Official - Obama beats Jesus as American 'hero'

American Citizens name President Obama higher than Christ, Martin Luther King, Ronald Reagan.

When Americans were asked whom they admired enough to call their No. 1 hero, the majority of respondents answered "President Obama."
In the new online Harris poll, citizens chose Jesus Christ as No. 2, followed by Martin Luther King.
Others in the top ten, in descending order, were Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Abraham Lincoln, John McCain, John F. Kennedy, Chesley Sullenberger and Mother Teresa, according to Harris Interactive.

The 2,634 respondents were not provided a list of names. Americans named their heroes spontaneously.

When asked to explain their choice of heroes, most responded with the following:

Doing what's right regardless of personal consequences: 89 percent
Not giving up until the goal is accomplished: 83 percent
Doing more than what other people expect of them: 82 percent
Overcoming adversity: 81 percent
Staying level-headed in a crisis: 81 percent

The same question was also asked in 2001 – except, in that year, Jesus Christ was the No. 1 answer. He was most often followed by Martin Luther King, Colin Powell, John F. Kennedy and Mother Teresa.

The individuals who advanced the most on the list since 2001, apart from Obama, were:

George W. Bush was rated only 19th in July 2001, when he had been president for six months, and is now number 5 on the list.
John McCain, who was not in the top 20 in 2001, is now number 7.
Chesley Sullenberger, the pilot who landed his jet safely in the Hudson River, is ranked number 9.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton now ranks higher on the list, at No. 12, than husband former President Bill Clinton, at No. 16.

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This poll was silly. Everybody knew that Obama would beat Christ, Obama hands out free government checks, Christ does not!

It is unreal. When a self-admitted coke snorting, weed smoking politician can beat Christ in a poll, well the second coming of the Lord may not be too far off.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:39 AM
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American Citizens name President Obama higher than Christ, Martin Luther King, Ronald Reagan.

When Americans were asked whom they admired enough to call their No. 1 hero, the majority of respondents answered "President Obama."
In the new online Harris poll, citizens chose Jesus Christ as No. 2, followed by Martin Luther King.
Others in the top ten, in descending order, were Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Abraham Lincoln, John McCain, John F. Kennedy, Chesley Sullenberger and Mother Teresa, according to Harris Interactive.

The 2,634 respondents were not provided a list of names. Americans named their heroes spontaneously.

When asked to explain their choice of heroes, most responded with the following:

Doing what's right regardless of personal consequences: 89 percent
Not giving up until the goal is accomplished: 83 percent
Doing more than what other people expect of them: 82 percent
Overcoming adversity: 81 percent
Staying level-headed in a crisis: 81 percent

The same question was also asked in 2001 – except, in that year, Jesus Christ was the No. 1 answer. He was most often followed by Martin Luther King, Colin Powell, John F. Kennedy and Mother Teresa.

The individuals who advanced the most on the list since 2001, apart from Obama, were:

George W. Bush was rated only 19th in July 2001, when he had been president for six months, and is now number 5 on the list.
John McCain, who was not in the top 20 in 2001, is now number 7.
Chesley Sullenberger, the pilot who landed his jet safely in the Hudson River, is ranked number 9.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton now ranks higher on the list, at No. 12, than husband former President Bill Clinton, at No. 16.

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This poll was silly. Everybody knew that Obama would beat Christ, Obama hands out free government checks, Christ does not!

It is unreal. When a self-admitted coke snorting, weed smoking politician can beat Christ in a poll, well the second coming of the Lord may not be too far off.
Any links to this poll?
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:31 AM
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Default Re: It's Official - Obama beats Jesus as American 'hero'

Meh, I really don't give a shit about what 90% of the population thinks. The public is a complete looney bin, and if most of them have "heroes" like jesus, and obama, and george w bush, then perhaps their opinions don't deserve a moment of attention.
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Old 02-21-2009, 07:16 AM
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Default Re: It's Official - Obama beats Jesus as American 'hero'

Americans are notoriously short sighted.

I remember some History Channel program where people voted Ronald Reagan as the greatest American ever. Ahead of Lincoln, Washington, MLK Jr, etc.

Was it a coincidence that Ronald Reagan had died about a week earlier? I think not.
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Old 02-21-2009, 07:21 AM
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Wolf in sheep's clothing. Mark my words.
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Old 02-21-2009, 08:43 AM
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The only hero in the OP's post is Chesley Sullenberger.

How the fuck does a skinny ass politician nigga become a hero in anyone's eyes, anyway? Fuck Obama.
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:41 PM
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Americans are notoriously short sighted.

I remember some History Channel program where people voted Ronald Reagan as the greatest American ever. Ahead of Lincoln, Washington, MLK Jr, etc.

Was it a coincidence that Ronald Reagan had died about a week earlier? I think not.
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How the fuck does a skinny ass politician nigga become a hero in anyone's eyes, anyway? Fuck Obama.
Since you ask, you ignorant fucking moron, it is by being brilliant, hard-working, compassionate, eloquent--all qualities notably absent in the hite House the past eight years--and by offering millions of us some hope that this country may yet become something great.
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:33 PM
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Chuck Norris is not going to be happy when he hears he's not #1!

And gray fox grow up the whole world is racist and that's the way it will always be, I would rather have a bunch of people calling others Japs, crackers, spicks, kikes, niggers, wops and Lithuanians on these forums and getting it our here, rather than penning it up and having it spill IRL.
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This is an Obamanation
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:48 AM
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someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck has obama done to make him better than jesus?

im not even religious!
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:11 PM
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someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck has obama done to make him better than jesus?

im not even religious!
Hired a better PR team.
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:39 AM
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Old 02-26-2009, 08:44 AM
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Default Re: It's Official - Obama beats Jesus as American 'hero'

"Heroes" come and go, people will have named someone closer to the front of their minds, not the old (some outdated), if obvious, potentials.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:16 AM
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Since you ask, you ignorant fucking moron, it is by being brilliant, hard-working, compassionate, eloquent--all qualities notably absent in the hite House the past eight years--and by offering millions of us some hope that this country may yet become something great.
He hasn't actually done anything particularly heroic yet though, has he?
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:04 PM
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Poor Obama. You realize that if he fucks up he'll be more hated then Bush because of all the hype he received. What a load to carry.
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:09 PM
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someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck has obama done to make him better than jesus?

im not even religious!

Actually existing is a good start...
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:21 PM
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Anyways, before you people get your panties up in a bunch, please take note that:

1. This was an online poll.

2. "The fact that President Obama is mentioned more often than Jesus Christ should not be misinterpreted. No list was used and nobody was asked to choosebetween them."

The people were asked to name heroes out of the top their heads. It's no surprise they came up with Obama during the date this online poll was conducted - Jan 12 to Jan 19 - since it was so close to Obama's innaguration. Their heads were already primed with Obama on their mind. If there were a list to choose from that included both Jesus and Obama, or if something Jesus-related was in the news at that time instead of Obama-related, you'd get a much different result.

http://www.harrisinteractive.com/har...2009_02_19.pdf


In short, learn to read the fucking poll and its methodology before jumping to conclusions.
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^Thanks for pointing that out.
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Actually existing is a good start...
Touche sir, I tip my hat to you.
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