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Old 05-01-2010, 10:28 AM
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So, having had a looooooooooooong week, I wanted to terminate it with some celebration. Knocked back some shots of my finest and smoked a fat rock of hash. The only thing was I hadn't slept in the better part of 36 hours. Then (like 20min after drinking and 5 min after smoking) I was like, "I should lay down" and "I should turn the lights off". And then I woke up 8 hours later with a headache. I was like "what the hell?!?!" but all in all, I probably shouldn't have been drinking and smoking when I was that tired. I mainly made this thread to say DON'T WASTE YOUR DRUGS. If you dose, then pass out or fall asleep, you might as well flush em down the toilet.

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:05 AM
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Hash as well.

Moved to new dorm. Met lots of people in one day. Unfamiliar room.

Smoked.

Improved ability short-circut panic attacks when trapped in foreign rooms.

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:20 AM
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Me and my friend used to do heroin all the time and everytime he would do $20 worth we call em "dubs" here, he would fall asleep until his buzz wore off and wake up wanting another line. I always stayed up and enjoyed my buzz, yes I would nod but I wouldn't fucking sleep and waste my money.
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I have found this to be the reason a stimulant and opiate habit can suck, 9 times out of 10 I end up wasting the opiates at the end of a amp binge.
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:48 PM
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niggers are black.
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your a nigger for thinking all niggers are black..

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Old 05-01-2010, 01:05 PM
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I usually stay awake way after everybody else has passed out, leaving me to jizz in their faces while they sleep

Once, at this camp thing we had to do with school, we had to spend a week in the middle of no-where
Naturally I thought that the only way to survive this week of boredom and being constantly annoyed by the retards of my class would be drugs. And a lot of them. We had this little cabins each, we blacked out windows out and stuff, so people wouldnt look in , was sort of cool.

Anyway, after two nights of being awake and sampling some hash, vodka , salvia, adderall and low dose of shrooms. (I blame being awake on the adderall...) We had quite a lot of hash, some vodka for the girls, salvia for the lulz, adderall for some reason , and I just brought with some left over shrooms.

Were some pretty fun nights. I remember "breaking" into other people's cabins, using a credit card old school
Their windows had those shitty latch thingys, so you just had to swipe your card under. We opened everybody's windows at three in the morning, was lulz when they woke up. Fucked with people, you know generally being assholes . Stole their food, that was good, love the kinder maxi's...

Ya, fun. We had to do some fucking hiking up a mountain and naturally I wasn't in a much of a condition to climb. And, the adderall was in the cabin, so no chemical assistance. I literally passed out when we had the lunch break, people just found me lying on a stone... They then proceeded to cover me in bushes, as an attempt to "avenge" themselves. "oh noes, im in a bush"

The next night, we came across some girls from another school, naturally we organized a late-night rendezvous
When they finally arrived at out cabin, we decided to get fucked up , just that all I got, were some fucking bizarre dreams...

Wasted a bunch of hash, the last of the salvia, and the itty-bitty left of shrooms

And we didn't fuck them, to be honest im not quite sure what happened, all I remember was me rolling a joint. Munched down the last of zoomers. Hit the salvia with my bowl. After, i'm not really sure...

Yeah, got kind of side-tracked, sorry guise. Just I have some really delicious hash right now, fucking gourmet, literally jizz-tastic... And the coke
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Me and my friend used to do heroin all the time and everytime he would do $20 worth we call em "dubs" here, he would fall asleep until his buzz wore off and wake up wanting another line. I always stayed up and enjoyed my buzz, yes I would nod but I wouldn't fucking sleep and waste my money.
I know exactly what you mean.

I got... or I had a buddy (he's a total junkie now and I along with my circle of friends collectively hate him) that I would chip with.

When I would spike myself with him, I would do half of a "difunto" while he would do 3. By the way, 1 difunto (means 'cadaver' in spanish) is a $5 stamp of H.

I would stay awake and occasionally nod but my buddy would just pass the fuck out and wake up wanting more. What a waste of time and money. Not to mention he's totally too far gone now.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:16 PM
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Holy shit, guys. It turns out I didn't fall asleep, but I don't remember anything I did after that. Apparently I walked over to a friend of mine's appartment (he's in the same complex and doesn't lock his door) and started going through his shit. He find's me and is like, dude, what are you doing? and I'm just said a bunch of jibberish at him and he was nice enough to walk me back to my apartment and tell me to go to sleep.

He told me about it this morning and I was like, wait, WHAT?!?! I have NO memory of that. Fuck knows what else I did that night.
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Holy shit, guys. It turns out I didn't fall asleep, but I don't remember anything I did after that. Apparently I walked over to a friend of mine's appartment (he's in the same complex and doesn't lock his door) and started going through his shit. He find's me and is like, dude, what are you doing? and I'm just said a bunch of jibberish at him and he was nice enough to walk me back to my apartment and tell me to go to sleep.

He told me about it this morning and I was like, wait, WHAT?!?! I have NO memory of that. Fuck knows what else I did that night.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:14 PM
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I ate acid with a user on here on bicycle day. I fell asleep shortly after dosing up the second time.
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Holy shit, guys. It turns out I didn't fall asleep, but I don't remember anything I did after that. Apparently I walked over to a friend of mine's appartment (he's in the same complex and doesn't lock his door) and started going through his shit. He find's me and is like, dude, what are you doing? and I'm just said a bunch of jibberish at him and he was nice enough to walk me back to my apartment and tell me to go to sleep.

He told me about it this morning and I was like, wait, WHAT?!?! I have NO memory of that. Fuck knows what else I did that night.
Haha, damn I love(hate) blackouts. Always provide teh lulz, frequently at your own expense, but learn to laugh about it and be glad that your blacked-out self made it home this time, albeit with help from your buddy (which you should thank him for, I sure as fuck wouldn't expect my friends to do that).
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Gee, you sound like fun.
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Gee, you sound like fun.
We ate the acid in san fran, walked around some, drove back to san jose and sat in the hot tub for several hours, redosed, waited about another hour, went up to the room and played some music and ended up passing out. It was fun, and the person I was with was doing it for their first time, so I think the time alone was a good thing for him. He was too grounded in our conversations to let the lsd fully do its job.

He said the next day that the alone time did him good. Things happen for a reason.
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We ate the acid in san fran, walked around some, drove back to san jose and sat in the hot tub for several hours, redosed, waited about another hour, went up to the room and played some music and ended up passing out. It was fun, and the person I was with was doing it for their first time, so I think the time alone was a good thing for him. He was too grounded in our conversations to let the lsd fully do its job.

He said the next day that the alone time did him good. Things happen for a reason.
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Holy shit, guys. It turns out I didn't fall asleep, but I don't remember anything I did after that. Apparently I walked over to a friend of mine's appartment (he's in the same complex and doesn't lock his door) and started going through his shit. He find's me and is like, dude, what are you doing? and I'm just said a bunch of jibberish at him and he was nice enough to walk me back to my apartment and tell me to go to sleep.

He told me about it this morning and I was like, wait, WHAT?!?! I have NO memory of that. Fuck knows what else I did that night.
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