Missed Opportunities

[Marijuanasaurus]

This thread is for all men or woman who had an opportunity with the opposite sex, and fucked up in one way or another.

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Most of these stories WILL be facepalm worthy, so please refrain from clicking the facepalm button, as its already implied. Any unecessary facepalm posts will be infracted, and possibly banned. Naw jk im not mod i dont make the rules around here lol

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When I was in highschool, I played the bass in my friends band for a couple of months. The band was pretty gay, but i dont wanna talk about that.
Anyways, I was talking to a girl over myspace about us releasing our first cd and having a party for the release date. I invited her, and somehow the topic of us being alone was brought up. I asked what we would do if we were ever alone, and she said 'idk, wed prolly hook up'

Again, please refrain from the facepalms, because I was only young and stupid. I didnt exactly know what the term 'hook up' meant. I didnt know if she wanted to make a long term thing out of this, or bang me. I was going to tell her I just got out of a relationship and just wanted to be single for a while, but instead i just asked her what she meant by that. She said "what do you think it means?" I just replied "idk tell me what you meant it to mean". Something along those lines. It went back and forth like that for a couple of messages, then eventually she just stopped talking to me.

After I finally realized what it meant to "hookup" I felt so stupid. Looking back at her myspace profile, she turned out to be bangin, and i coulda had a chance with that.

Anyways, post your stories of missed opportunities. I have more Ill post later.

[underOATH]

So many times where I could have and SHOULD have done it...and I just didn't...it's enough to myself

[Marijuanasaurus]

This next one was after highschool, when I was heavily into drugs, coke in particular.

My best bud was an up and coming coke dealer, and always had coke on hand, so you can imagine how much powder we had up our noses each weekend. He had a girl coming over one night to pick up an eightball. I met this girl before and talked a bit with her, and could tell she was into me. She agreed to stay and chill with us that night, so it was easy win for me. Except drugs...

We had this saying when doing lines. "Go big or go home," so there were many times when wed get too yakked to even function. I wish this hadnt been one of those nights. I was trying to impress this girl with how much I can take in, but it kind of backfired on me. It was going pretty good throughout the night, until my buddy wanted to smoke some weed with me. Usually weed makes me pretty avoident, but I figured it would balance out the coke. It didnt. I even tried doing a couple of more lines to balance it out, but I just kept getting more fucked up and more incoherent.

There were so many times that night that I was alone with her, but just couldnt make the move. My brain was so fried from how much coke i had done. She even spent the night with us at his house, and I was still too fucked up. She even spent the whole next day with us, and my brain was still numb.

Not only that, we went to a party the next night, where I met ANOTHER girl who was into me, but the fucking drugs... This other girl was giving me all the signals and touching me, but my brain was just too numb...
By this time we had between us at least a quarter ounce of coke up our noses, a few bowls of weed, and we were drinking that night too. The drink made it a little easier on me, but once we passed the bowl around, I couldnt take it anymore. I threw up, then passed out on their couch.

Come to think of it, that summer I missed a lot of opportunities with women due to being on some kind of hallucinogen or benzo. Or just stoned.

Fucking drugs...

[Johnny]

This sexy christian chick with frighteningly big tits wanted me to take her virginity in like 9th grade but i stood her up to go get fucked up

Also I went out for coffee with this smokin' hot girl and she kept bringing up the fact that her boyfriend was gone for the night and she had the place to herself. I totally missed the green light.

jesus christ i suck

[Phlegm!]

You're my hero.

[felonious_monk]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Let's see, the one missed opportunity that stands out in my mind the most was when I was 17.

My good friend Tom and I went to Kings Island (midwest version of disneyland for those who don't know) to see a Weird Al Yankovic concert that evening at the park's outdoor theater.

All day long we rode rollercoasters, ate park food and had a blast. About two hours away from the concert we got to talking to a couple of girls and ended up making out with them awhile. They said they were staying at the park hotel together and invited us to go back with them, saying they wanted to take turns fucking our brains out.

Tom and I looked at eachother and knew this was a difficult decision. We had paid $40 each for those concert tickets, both loved Weird Al at the time and had never been to a concert before... Then again, we were both virgins as well. Lose the V-card in the most awesome way possible, or go see Weird Al...

We chose the concert. The chicks called us fags. We shrugged it off and had a blast, figuring that there would be plenty of time to fuck all the women we wanted in the future, but we most likely wouldn't get around to seeing Weird Al again anytime soon.

I saw Weird Al at a theme park before.

One time I was in high school and this girl I liked kept following me around everywhere. And we hung out just me and her a lot, untill she suggested that we into the theater alone. Then we went in and sat next eachother and I should have made out and stuff with her but I didn't. I was too scared Then when we walked out one of my friends saw us and was like "What were you guys doing in there alone?!" (in a suggestive manner) What an idiot I was. Even everyone else thought we were making out but we actually weren't.
Now, years later she's not really hot. But back then she was one of the hottest. Everyone I knew would have thought I was the greatest for doing stuff with that girl

[Figure-8]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

This next one was after highschool, when I was heavily into drugs, coke in particular.

Fucking drugs...

Neither the first experience or the next experience was due to something outside your own preference.

[thatsMYdog]

I can't think of any. but i can tell you one time a guy missed out. So we were getting down to it and I was about to go down, he was all "okay you can do that for one come and then we can do it"

I was all WTF, Hey I'm not really feeling good can you get the fuck away from me?

[Phlegm!]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

I can't think of any. but i can tell you one time a guy missed out. So we were getting down to it and I was about to go down, he was all "okay you can do that for one come and then we can do it"

I was all WTF, Hey I'm not really feeling good can you get the fuck away from me?

Why the fuck you dating/fooling around with retards for? This is missed opportunities, not Equal Opportunites for Retards.

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Phlegm!

Why the fuck you dating/fooling around with retards for?

This was foreverago, he didn't speak good english

[Mutant Funk Drink]

When I was in junior high school, I was fat, pimply, and I wore glasses.

Around that time, I went to Disney World with my family during the summer. While waiting in line for one of the rides, this really cute blonde girl my age started talking to me out of nowhere and she seemed pretty interested. Although the conversation went pretty well, I seemed to care more about the rides than talking with her. Anyway I get on the ride and we split ways.

Then later on I end up in line for another ride with her again. After we get off the ride, she asked me if I wanted to hang out with her for the day. Fucking stupidly, I said no and I told her that I wanted to hang out with my dad.

Even though I now am no longer as gross as I was back then and I now have a girlfriend that I love, I still look back at that time and facepalm and how much of a fucking idiot moron I was.

That was one of the few opportunities I ever got to talk to a girl and not have her ridicule me, and I just voluntarily passed it up. And that was when I really started jerking off all the time too. I have no idea what I was thinking. If I'd talked to her and kept in touch, I may have not had to wait until the age of 16 to get laid.

[Drox]

Girl who liked me invited me over to her (empty) house. We were there 6+ hours and I didn't make a move.

[SHANE14]

Ah I love threads like this, it makes me feel slightly better about myself.

Sorry I don't have any real stories. I've blown off so many opportunities over the past few years, though most of them I don't really regret, sure it sucks, but I just have wierd priorities. I just always take any other form of good time over women, I always have a hint of regret later but I'm proud of myself as well..

Though some notable missed opportunites include: Fucking hot girls making hitting on me at gigs, and me ending in me ditching them for the music. I remember the first time I took acid, I was at a bush doof in the middle of the dance floor, some chick (and she was a pretty fucking hot half asian chick if I'm correct) started making obvious advances on me, at this point I was pretty far gone, had no idea what was going on whenever she tried talking in to my ear, I think I just ended up shooing her away or something.. One other time at a party, there was a chick there (pretty hot with huge tits) hitting on me all night, by the time she started I was already too drunk to have any form of 'game'. Ended up doing an all nighter with her, sitting out on the porch, party had completely died out. By the time I realised I was completely missing out on an opportunity and started giving her a few hints, the sun was coming up and she felt like shit. Felt like such a dickhead

Pretty much my whole 'sex' life has been pretty facepalm worthy. But the only missed opportunites I actually regret are the last one I mentioned, and a fair few involving me being an antisocial dick and not making a move

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by ate

Neither the first experience or the next experience was due to something outside your own preference.

man. i dont know what that means, but im on about 10 beers right now so ill try to figure this one out in the morinng.

[Jesus Stamos]

I generally don't fuck things up with women because I am not a huge faggot.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by John Stamos

I generally don't fuck things up with women because I am not a huge faggot.

bull fucking shit. Im guessing youre still with your highschool sweetheart. faggot...

[Jesus Stamos]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

bull fucking shit. Im guessing youre still with your highschool sweetheart. faggot...

Nope.
I'm just not a huge faggot. I show women where the dicks at.
Its usually in their vagina.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by John Stamos

Nope. 23.
I'm just not a huge faggot. I show women where the dicks at.
Its usually in their vagina.

lol

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by ate

Neither the first experience or the next experience was due to something outside your own preference.

nvm... yea... pretty much...

[ILTST]

My dog was in heat two weeks ago. I could've tapped that, but I was too busy playing GTA. Now I have to wait 6 months.

[Figure-8]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

nvm... yea... pretty much...

As long as you're in love, you're making it passed all that.

[fuckbiscuit]

I was going to score with some pretty hot blond chick a couple weeks ago but i got hammered and decided to flash my asshole to a couple girls inside a nightclub, long story short i got manhandled by a bouncer and she stayed in the club

[blindbat]

i was in teh 11th grade , last day of school before summer vacation , there was this one Asian chick i wanted to get with , well i asked for her number and she gave it to me, but then i didn't call her .it was because i was broke/ no job and i didn't even have a car. i still got her number but doubt i 'll call her . but if i ever see her again i'll try and maybe get with her.

[Nolte]

Too many! especially from my early, mid teens... I wouldn't even know where to start.

Oh well, they give me with good fantasy material to this day.

[Lollygagger]

When I was around 19 or so, I lived with my 18 yr cousin. She used to come home after working late and would be drunkish and would crawl into bed with me, spooning me, playing footsies, kissing me lighty on my arm and neck,crap like that. I would always face away from her to hide my boner. Plus she would always walk around in her thong and wear low cut shirts with no bra, I saw plenty of nipple. Now that I think back, I was clueless.

Then again, I think she thought I was gay. Haha.

[Lord hang man]

Like last night actually. Two girls, both pretty smokin' and fairly sober (I hate hate hate hate hate drunk girls). Of course one of em was my buddy's gf, or ex, or soemthing lol I donno but she gave me the eyes all night and I could tell it was buggin him, so nothing happened there. The other girl did everything but invite me into the bathroom (actually I think she did, she bumped into my knee on her way in there and looked at me real suggestively) but I'm not the greasy dude that follows girls around; if she wanted to fuck then she'd have to do a lil better than that. Of course, she musta been a hoe becasue me n her hadn't even talked at that point, but she ended up being cool and I ended up fuckin' up my chances cuz I kept smoking weed even tho she didn't toke. Damn it what a shit show..

[calatron]

I've had this thread open for about 45 minutes trying to think of a story. Unfortunately it's a story I've told on here before. It's relevant because I kick still myself(almost every time I see her) and will continue to for a long time.

My best friend here at college... I love her. Well, at least I wish she was mine. During our first week of school as freshmen we were hanging out. We were alone in her dorm watching a movie... in the dark... sitting next to eachother. All I had to do was put my arm around her. All I had to do was put my hand on her hand. All I had to do was lightly touch her cheek and look her in the eye.

I didn't. I just kept watching the movie while my heart rate continued to increase.

Then the movie was over and the lights came on. Shortly after that she starts dating her current boyfriend. Fast forward 4.5 years and they're still together and planning on moving in after she graduates in 3 weeks.

Yeah me.!

[blindbat]

Originally Posted by calatron

planning on moving in after she graduates in 3 weeks.

Yeah me.!

go for it buddy or else you'll regret not doing anything and look back and say shit i shoulda done something. but then again how do you know she had a thing for you back then?

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by calatron

I've had this thread open for about 45 minutes trying to think of a story. Unfortunately it's a story I've told on here before. It's relevant because I kick still myself(almost every time I see her) and will continue to for a long time.

My best friend here at college... I love her. Well, at least I wish she was mine. During our first week of school as freshmen we were hanging out. We were alone in her dorm watching a movie... in the dark... sitting next to eachother. All I had to do was put my arm around her. All I had to do was put my hand on her hand. All I had to do was lightly touch her cheek and look her in the eye.

I didn't. I just kept watching the movie while my heart rate continued to increase.

Then the movie was over and the lights came on. Shortly after that she starts dating her current boyfriend. Fast forward 4.5 years and they're still together and planning on moving in after she graduates in 3 weeks.

Yeah me.!

God damn, I had the same thing happen to me once, except it happened at the movie theater.

[calatron]

Originally Posted by blindbat

go for it buddy or else you'll regret not doing anything and look back and say shit i shoulda done something. but then again how do you know she had a thing for you back then?

Maybe you misread my post. Her and her boyfriend are moving in.

I had two threads about this before, one explaining the situation and one talking about the experience I had when I told her how I felt. Long story short: I told her, she didn't bat an eyelash and we moved on with our lives.