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Old 05-05-2010, 02:22 AM
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Default I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Long story short, I gave someone 45 dollars for some drugs today and they just dipset on me, however I have their address.

What should I do zoklet? Put on your thinking caps.

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Old 05-05-2010, 02:33 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

I think this would be better to be transferred to bad ideas.

If you want to get payback what kind do you want? Do you want him to literally pay? Do you want him to mentally pay? Or do you want him to physically pay?
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:36 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Throw a rock through their window at the least I guess. They'll probably figure it was you unless they've been ripping other people off so be prepared when they come in looking to make heads roll.
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:36 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Since I'm on a path of righteousness at the moment,part of being so righteous is to forgive.

Tell them "Look bro,get me my money back or the drugs I paid for and we will be cool...If not we are going to have problems"

and if he doesnt return your money or give you your product...Then you go and fuck him up....dont even give him a chance to defend himself or let him see you coming.Im talking full on blind side him and then fucking whoop that ass into submission.

Thats pretty dirty...But you gave him the chance to redeem himself and you gave him warning.

Sounds fair to me.
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:39 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

You should make him pay from his own pocket. Slash his tires, break windows, or something. Here is an idea + instructions:

Window Break:

Get some ice, gloves, and transportation. At night, you will travel the distance (Dude, use a bike and make sure to not have any reflectors on them(Don't get crushed by some car)) and throw the ice at the windows. You will hear them break and then speed the hell off. Make sure you get to know the area well, so you don't end up getting caught. Don't bike around for a while and seem suspicious, go on google maps and see if there are any parks around. DO NOT go to the parks, go straight in the opposite direction, BUT make sure you are not on roads that are quick trails from the main road to your spot.
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:08 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

lol $40? idk, maybe if you're a violent person it's worth it but honestly fuck it, it happens. all the time in fact, money itself is a crime.
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:08 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Thermite on the hood of his mother fucking car. Melt his fucking engine. Do it.

That or his front porch and put a bag next to it. What can I say, I'm an evil mother fucker.

Make sure you used the bike method described because your ass is going to need to be ninja.

Put the thermite in a small plastic container and wipe finger prints off just in case. Ignite it via magnesium ribbon ignited via a torch(jet) lighter. Cost you just as much as you lost to build unless you're still in high school...
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:16 AM
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bad ideas. but ill help. im good at concocting tortures and shit...
go to his house while hes sleeping, break in through the window to his room and hide in his room somewhere preferrably the closet. then when he wakes up he will see that all his clothes are on the floor from his closet (you throw his shit from closet to floor duh) then hes like wtf is happening...then he sees that his dog is dead in his hallway with its limbs scattered throughout his room and on his bed(you obviously kill dog and mutilate ftw ) then hes freakin now...so then thats when you pop out of his closet and take a syringe filled with heroin (AIDS infected needle btw) and stab him in the jugular artery.
he will become addicted to heroin and develop the aids virus so hes bound to die. just make sure you dont leave evidence or youre fucked.
the whole closet thing is so you can psychologically fuck him up. like brain fuck him.
start whispering shit when hes sleeping to wake him and then start whispering scary shit about how his parents are gonna die and how you raped them both and then came to his house to do the same to him.
also, you could find out if he has any phobias...
clostropobic?
saran wrap his entire house closed and fill his room with packaging supplies and dead animals.

be creative! yay!
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:21 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Why did you give them your money before they had what you wanted? That's always a bad idea...

But honestly, $45 isn't worth starting a shitstorm over. Just go to someone else next time and be smarter about it.
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:23 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Slash all the tires and pour gasoline all over the lawn. Tag his house too. Use a bike
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:25 AM
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Seeing as how it only happened today I'd ring him and give him a deadline. After that it's a matter of destroying/taking something of his worth $40. This is how the world works.
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:46 AM
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try giving him a chance first, like mentioned before, tell him " drugs or $ or we have problems"

if he doesn't do anything, make everybody that he knows aware that he ripped you off, and not to deal with that guy.

if he has a job, start visiting him at work and cause a little scene everyday, don't mention drugs. just make the other ppl working there aware that he fucked you over.

ruin this guy reputation as much as you can

bruises and bones heal, bad reputations follow you for life.


when all else fails, get his little sister pregnant.
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:54 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Moving to Bad Ideas.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:00 AM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

A couple weeks ago a guy shorted my bag by a half ounce and me and a buddy scoped out his house that night until he came back and got the weed back.
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Old 05-05-2010, 04:54 AM
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Stop talking to him and let everyone know he can't be trusted. That's it.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: I got ripped off, how do I get revenge/paid back?

Honestly, sounds like a lost cause. Your best bet is to lose his outside business by letting your fellow druggies know that this guy is a ripper.
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:05 AM
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when all else fails, molotov his house and cut off his left nut and make him swallow it.
Fixed.
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