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Old 05-19-2010, 05:36 PM
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Не нравится мне это, не нравится, мне это всё, всё, всё не нравится.
Shut the FUCK up Bitch! Do you think anyone gives a shit about you?
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:37 PM
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Mad Re: Мои мозги плавятся, реклама на улице светl

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im hryggur ég að fara eins og það er eldfjall erupting nearby
Shut yo' DUMBASS up too bitch!
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:29 PM
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Default Suck my dick or I will kill you.

Suck it.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:30 PM
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Default Re: I'm going to Glastonbury baby

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That's right nigs. Third time I will have gone. The Flaming Lips, Muse, the Lightening Seeds and motherfucking Slash. Shit's going to be awesome.

Anyone else going? Let's make love in a tent somewhere.
No. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:31 PM
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Default Re: Has your dad ever tried to superkick you when you've come out of the bathroom

No. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:31 PM
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:32 PM
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Default New France

No. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:33 PM
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No. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:34 PM
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Default Re: Has your dad ever tried to superkick you when you've come out of the bathroom

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Fuck you.
No. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:35 PM
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Default Re: American; Who the fuck is Kendra Wilkinson?

Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:39 PM
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Mad Re: Has your dad ever tried to superkick you when you've come out of the bathroom

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You are gay so Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:43 PM
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Mad Re: I just won the internet

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not as gay as naming yourself after a handicapped mod, from a website that obviously nobody here remembers you from...
You are a diabetic fat piece of shit who sucks bags of dicks for a living. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:44 PM
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Mad Re: Has your dad ever tried to superkick you when you've come out of the bathroom

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You are gayer, now fuck off.
You are an ass-spelunking cock-sucker how can I be gayer than that. Fuck you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: American; Who the fuck is Kendra Wilkinson?

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Fuck your face, sponge cunt.
No. Fuck your mother's face, Spirit of Jizz.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:49 PM
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Default Re: i made it home on time

I dont give a fuck about that shit.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:51 PM
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yawn, you're also boring...
Good, that is what I want to be.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:53 PM
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Cool lol

lol
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:58 PM
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Its a trap!
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:59 PM
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Default Re: I Haven't Eaten Since Sunday

Do you think I give a fuck about that shit?
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:06 PM
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Default Re: I Haven't Eaten Since Sunday

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Do you think anyone gives a fuck about you ?
No, I don't. Hence me not making a thread about myself crying for the attention of others.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:12 PM
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Default Re: I am not a robot.

Ok.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:14 PM
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Grin Things that make your day better.

if you grew up with white boys
who only look at black and puerto rican porno
cause they want something that their dad don't got
then you know where you're at

mortaring your earholes shut in a rush with wet coke
in a starbucks bathroom with the door closed
on booze, i'm left in residue and confused
like the first time you used soft water
down on my luck, caught unaware
like houdini when the last fist struck

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

sucking dick for drink tickets
at the free bar at my cousin's bat mitzvah
cutting the punch line and it ain't no joke
devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
picking fights on dyke night
with shirlies and lokes and snatching purses

doing out on karaoke and forgetting all the verses
blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
playing lead lay in a bad way on broadway
sending sexy smses to my exes new man cause i can
on the road trying to break an old van
eating pussy for new fangs, i am what the hell
using purell till my hands bleed and swell
missing mail at a motel 6, i'm unwell

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

it feels exciting touching your handwriting
getting horny by reading it and repeating poor me
intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
at the r. crohn's exhibit, i wonder who's sicker

jerking off in an art museum john till my dick hurts
the kind of shit i won't admit to my head shrinker
not even in a whisper to my own little sister
i just act like a dick and talk shit when i'm with her

aught six i'll say the friday before easter
was not what i cried to myself in the pisser
and with you in the front row at the silver jews show
and you act like you didn't notice, my fear of the bear
at showbiz pizza when i saw six was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this

if i'm sinking and something sunken in, i am

at jacob han's on tour i wake up
hung over on a hardwood floor
from a dream about how your dress
hangs off of your little breasts
i'd rather be dead than call this song
how i lost your respect but god bless or get neglected
and i'll see you when the sun sets east, don't forget me
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:15 PM
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Default Re: Things people said and did months and years ago still hurt

if you grew up with white boys
who only look at black and puerto rican porno
cause they want something that their dad don't got
then you know where you're at

mortaring your earholes shut in a rush with wet coke
in a starbucks bathroom with the door closed
on booze, i'm left in residue and confused
like the first time you used soft water
down on my luck, caught unaware
like houdini when the last fist struck

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

sucking dick for drink tickets
at the free bar at my cousin's bat mitzvah
cutting the punch line and it ain't no joke
devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
picking fights on dyke night
with shirlies and lokes and snatching purses

doing out on karaoke and forgetting all the verses
blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
playing lead lay in a bad way on broadway
sending sexy smses to my exes new man cause i can
on the road trying to break an old van
eating pussy for new fangs, i am what the hell
using purell till my hands bleed and swell
missing mail at a motel 6, i'm unwell

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

it feels exciting touching your handwriting
getting horny by reading it and repeating poor me
intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
at the r. crohn's exhibit, i wonder who's sicker

jerking off in an art museum john till my dick hurts
the kind of shit i won't admit to my head shrinker
not even in a whisper to my own little sister
i just act like a dick and talk shit when i'm with her

aught six i'll say the friday before easter
was not what i cried to myself in the pisser
and with you in the front row at the silver jews show
and you act like you didn't notice, my fear of the bear
at showbiz pizza when i saw six was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this

if i'm sinking and something sunken in, i am

at jacob han's on tour i wake up
hung over on a hardwood floor
from a dream about how your dress
hangs off of your little breasts
i'd rather be dead than call this song
how i lost your respect but god bless or get neglected
and i'll see you when the sun sets east, don't forget me
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:17 PM
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Default Re: lol

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oh shit it's meta! I need to act quick

*rapes meta's daughter in front of him*
Haha thank you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:18 PM
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Embarrassed I love to lick cocks...

...but not suck them because that would be gay. Amirite?
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:21 PM
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Default Re: American; Who the fuck is Kendra Wilkinson?

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lolwut?
ok.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:42 PM
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Default Re: My ribs still hurt.

*Knocks the fuck out of Misguided Russian*
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:57 PM
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Default Re: Has your dad ever tried to superkick you when you've come out of the bathroom

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Pardon my ignorance, but what the hell is a 'superkick'?
*knocks the fuck out of Winston_Smith*
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Default Re: American; Who the fuck is Kendra Wilkinson?

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She also has a reality TV show on cable.
ok.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:00 PM
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What the fuck is going on?
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:09 PM
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*knocks the fuck out of Winston_Smith*
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Default Re: My ribs still hurt.

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hah

no.

I'm not about to go to the doctor over some hurting ribs, man. Its been almost a week of pain though, so if shit keeps hurting for another week I'll go have it looked at. I might have a cracked rib or something.
Excuse me, Russian. It appears as if you have been misguided.
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:07 AM
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Default Re: I love to lick cocks...

What the fuck?
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Default Re: I love to kick locks..

lol gay.
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:09 AM
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Exclamation Throw ya mutha fuckin hands in tha air!

lets seem em.
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lol ya
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lol gay
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Thanks for the clarification.
*Super Kicks the fuck out of Winston_Smith*
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Stop this shit!
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Stop this shit!
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