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Old 05-23-2010, 02:08 AM
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Dear God, please let me win tonights powerball. I have no money left and I need some. The people who did 9/11 have billions, and i'm not evil like they are, i'm a good person. So please let me win, not even the top jackpot just the second prize would be great. Thank you, Amen.
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:10 AM
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Would that make you smile?
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:12 AM
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:12 AM
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Default Re: Dear God: please let me win tonights powerball

Ethan Hawke said in Before Sunset that people who win the lottery don't end up any happier in the long run. And I read an article that most of them end up bankrupt anyway.
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:24 AM
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Ethan Hawke said in Before Sunset that people who win the lottery don't end up any happier in the long run. And I read an article that most of them end up bankrupt anyway.
Do you know how happy I would be with 100-300mil?

I would literally give so much away and be happy doing it
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:29 AM
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That movie is beyond touching. It takes the concept of a single serving friend beyond anything dystopian and places it in the realm of wonder. Of true beauty.

Or, I remember it as being better than better than it was.
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: Dear God: please let me win tonights powerball

Dear God, please let me win tonights powerball. I have no money left and I need some. The people who did 9/11 have billions, and i'm not evil like they are, i'm a good person. So please let me win, not even the top jackpot just the second prize would be great. Thank you, Amen.
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Old 05-23-2010, 03:03 AM
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Man I got 2 white balls thats it! (doesn't win prize)
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Old 05-23-2010, 03:07 AM
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There's always next year.
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if we both buy tickets and team up we'll double out chances and i'll split it 50/50.
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:14 AM
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There's always next year.
Or...next tuesday/wednesday?
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I'd rather have a wank
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:56 AM
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you will not win
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