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[Shaggy]

Ghosts are real. Boooo

[Cliche Guevara]

wooo ooooooh

[Yggdrasil]

Bat Country is that a-way, man. ----->

Don't be making content-less threads.

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

Bat Country is that a-way, man. ----->

Don't tempt me like that!

[Shulgin]

Haloperidol or suicide, you must decide!

[dontcallmeinsane]

Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

I would argue that this is true for you as well.

Ok well perhaps the grow up and snap the fuck out of it comment was a bit ignorant and harsh.
But i am living in reality. Where there is no such thing as magic.

[ILTST9]

Driveby is just a 12 year old troll who's never commited a crime in his life. Stop wasting your time on this idiot.

[ACE_187]

there is only one cure. stick your fingers in your moms vaginal cavity. cover your face with the fishy substance. repeat until it stops. you could also give her a dirty sanchez....i just thought of something, you are a dirty sanchez

really this is stupid. they give people attempted murder for just shooting into someones house now. you might as well get some balls and actually kill the person, especially if you "shot up" someones house with that 6 shot .32 or whatever you posted a picture of because the odds of you killing someone like that are pretty low.

but whatever, another latrino male in prison for doing something pointless

also, this forum is filled with derranged hippies.
EDIT: maybe you should try to get one of them to do some kind of love spell, so you can lose your virginity chucktaylor lol, or you could do like i said with your mom, and kill two birds with one stone.

[cheech]

Originally Posted by vox ducis

yes, you can cast spells, and the aliens are knocking at my door.

Wait ! I go to see who it is ?

Oh, e.t ! I'm very pleased to see you. Do come in and have a seat. I give you the phone...

hahahahahahaha. I am laughing so god dam hard! =.="

[sexualjesus]

WHAT THE FUCK!!! no one can astral project, its imposible, to even think you can is advertising how much of a massive douchebag you are, i mean what the hell, do you think that if astral projection was real other people more skilled at this shit other then a bunch of 17 year old fags who want attention would be international stars, if you can astral project yourself then i can enter the matrix and rape neo's tight little virgin asshole.

seriously, you guys are douchebags

[sexualjesus]

Originally Posted by Nightside Eclipse

The above post has got to be infractable

stop crying and admit to being a douche

[driveby]

You are so stuck on my dick I can't scrape you off with a razor.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

hahaha...

You people need to be really fucking careful what you do in these realms.

Don't go exploring deep space and start fucking astral star denizens and in fact don't trust anyone or anything you meet.

You really have to treat it like being a spy in the camp of the enemy.

It's entirely possible to never be able to come back.

Uhh...

You know it isn't actually real. It's just a dream.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

...

Life is but a dream.

I think we're done here.

[fcknut]

So...

As no one seems to have [/i]any[/i] legitimate (or even non-legitimate!) research into the subject, I'll assume that there hasn't been any...

I'll also direct you to another part of my question:

Has anyone here performed any actual tests on their ability to astrally project / remote view ?

This does not need to be complicated - something as simple as getting someone to write a 6 digit number or random sentence on a piece of paper hidden in their draw. If you could read the numbers/words off the paper, that would be pretty fucking impressive, no?

So... anyone actually done this simple test? Or is willing to do it to provide objective evidence?

If not, why not ?

Is it simply that you are unwilling to subject your "ability" to objective testing? Or does this not "work" in that way?


You may think I am just trying to belittle the subject, and you are more than welcome to think that of course.

However, I am genuinely interested in this, and in finding out whether such proposals have been evaluated scientfically and rationally. It seems to me that any argument between the two extreme camps can be quickly and easily resolved by simple experimentation.

So, fire away...

[wheredidtotsegowtf]

Originally Posted by Blunderful

Can I use astral projection to watch certain women shower, etc? Serious question. This is the only reason I want to learn it. Thanks. If this gets locked for some stupid reason because God forbid a slightly perverted horny person exists in this world, PM me with the answer. Kthxbai.

Edit: WHAT THE FUCK?

"What do you do when you are out of your body?

First, I went to the moon. Often when you leave your body you see astral matter that is not visible to the physical eye. When I went to the moon I was greeted by a man I didn't know and then he showed me around a "compound" where people (mainly men, I think) used this facility, but for what, I don't know."

That's from the FAQ on http://www.astralvoyage.com/ Is this thing for real? Trust me, I'd rather look at a woman showering than go to the moon. And a man was there? This seems like bullshit.

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Wireless-Tiny-Col...QQcmdZViewItem

[ObsidianZ]

I am thoroughly disappointed. I thought this was going to be about

[youtube]o9ISDCiA44k[/youtube]

not some hippy bullshit.


*ObZ

[fcknut]

Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box

Fuck your "reason". I don't want your dirty money, and selling this knowledge is a fucking crime. Fuck Castaneda, fuck hippies, fuck astral projection, and fuck you.

Bless!

You wouldn't be selling anything whatsoever, merely demonstrating that your strongly held beliefs are not complete bullshit. But I understand that you may feel unable to do that.

If you don't want a million dollars - and lets face it, who does? - give it to charity, set up a foundation, give it to a tramp... the list goes on...

Finally, there's no need to get so angry anytime you can't answer a question! Chill hippy!

[Insomaniacal]

Yea, dude. You gotta be a satanist, and like, stand in the woods with a bunch of animal sacrifices and shit. Kill em and scream HAIL SHHHHAAATTAAAN at the top of your lungs. Then prance around and you'll turn into a horse. True story, I tried it so I know it's real.

For real brah.

[DK ashley]

Drive by!

[Firemind]

You are either an idiot or blind. 'We' are organic computing matter that functions using boolean logic and binary codes. So we already have harddrives. It's just that is wasted much like computers nowadays.

[Mike_Holst]

Originally Posted by Firemind

You are either an idiot or blind.

I am neither. I am truly one of the only who isn't scared to open their eyes.

[Firemind]

Originally Posted by Mike_Holst

I am neither. I am truly one of the only who isn't scared to open their eyes.

I assume you are eluding to me. I have no eyes though, I cut them out along time ago. "Didn't need'em."

[Mike_Holst]

Originally Posted by Firemind

I assume you are eluding to me. I have no eyes though, I cut them out along time ago. "Didn't need'em."

How can you read this with no eyes? I don't type in brail... or do I?

[Mike_Holst]

Originally Posted by Reality Apologist

Cf. What is Consciousness?

OH WOW; 9 minutes after i start my topic some1 copies me with the same topic only with a DIFFERNT TITLE sweet. Guess they didnt want to post here?

[Agent 008]

OP, watch this, it's kinda relevant:

[youtube]aOpAjLstDzo[/youtube]

[FrY]

Originally Posted by auburn

squirrels are motherfuckers. they got into all over my house before. they can get in places you would be surprised, they chew quickly, them moving around doesnt sound like it would imagine, and they make a lot of nonsensical noises and do a lot of crazy shit you wouldnt expect from a squirrel while running through your walls/ceiling.

Squirrel ghosts I suspect.

[iSocrates]

Originally Posted by Greyfox

Great post, but I do have one little quibble, about "the limits of the physical body."

If you espouse the notion--as I do--the free will is absolute--then we have created/chosen any limits our physical bodies impose.

Take my wife--please. Ahem. She was born with multiple birth defects and was not expected to live. She is 64 now, and survived everything from a heavy meth addiction, to hard prison time to being gang raped when she was riding with the Hells Angels. She is ferociously honest and uncompromising, deeply humble, and has said more than once that she would be insufferably arrogant were it not for her physical handicaps.

Today, she rarely goes outdoors and depends on her son to be a caregiver when she is too ill to get out of bed. She remains an inspiration to people all over the world, through her Xanga blogs and her facebook posts. She also has zero tolerance for bullshit (including mine) and is hard to live with (one reason why we don't live together), but knowing her is a privilege.

Great way to de-rail a thread Greyfox. Crazy wife you picked up along the way.

[water bottle]

ate is Amber Lamps

[Marijuanasaurus]

the demons are lurking about

[Firemind]

Originally Posted by ate

lol that was very fitting to what Rizzo said.

[Maddo]

This whole thread is

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Maddo

Illuminati conspiracies are

Fix'd.

[shopping cart for brains]

I saw The Wall and quit watching.

[Slave of the Beast]

I'm >: (

[Slave of the Beast]

I repeat, alloxan is not mutagenic. Even the wannabe-scientist in your OP agrees with me.

Note: Both your posts are butthurt. -ate

[Hammer Tank]

Originally Posted by Slave of The Beast

Note: Both your posts are butthurt. -ate
Last edited by ate; Today at 05:10 PM.

oooh let's see some hot mod-on-mod action

[Cum_Dumpster_Whore]

penis, pussy, cunt, twat, semen, jizz, pizza which word does not belong?

[Cum_Dumpster_Whore]

I was on my way home from the dentist and my bitch ass mum was argueing with my sister. As per usual.
Fucking boring.
Anyway she was paying more attention to my sister than the road, and we were only going about 35mph in our car and we went past Somerfield and there was a big ass bunch of homeless guys standing outside.
They were all standing in a circle and seemed to be discussing something REALLY important. Now what got me was what the HELL could be that important to homeless guys??
So anyway we carried on, and my mom got scared and said you're living with your auntie and uncle in bel-air...
Sorry

[vnorberto]

conincidentially, i had my first lucid dream last night, it was 3 dreams followed right after the other, as if part of a continuating story. the first dream i was in my house watching tv when the dorrbell rings, i go up to see and some really hot bitch is naked my door wearing an apron and holding a baking tray of chocolate chip cookies. i lead her into my room and fuck her so hard until my dick actually bends and breaks off. the next dream followed right transitioned i am back at my friends house at 3 am with intentions of fucking his sister, only to find out his sister had no longer lived with him. we end up getting into an argument over a past debt and he ends up shooting me in the chest 5 times killing me. the next dream i am in a high speed chase with police with a cellmate after we break out of jail. i shoot cops and they shoot back until my mom wakes me up and says you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.