ITT: we critcize and come up with ideas how to stop that oil gushing in Gulf 'o Mex

[Pancake]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

Drop a giant fucking dome over it with bleed off hoses to release pressure while they manage it

I agree.
Like the dome off of the Tacoma Dome.
http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=29%C2%B...N&hl=en&tab=wl

[constantinople]

If there was another oil spill somewhere in the world right now, they would be fucked. BP has rented/hired out/bought almost all of the worlds major tools for combating oil spills.


Please God, don't let the skipper on a tanker decided to get drunk and play dodgeball with stuff in the ocean. Again.

[007GoldenShower]

who cares it's only the USA

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

who cares it's only the USA

BP = British Petroluem. Faggot.

[a giant pterodactyl]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

Bicycles > Cars

I could kill you with my calves.

have fun taking 3 months to ride from one side of the country to the other.

why dont they just down a million gallons of oxy clean on the oil it worked for Billy Mays in his commercials.

nvm: they fixed it this morning.

[elf omg]

Giant straw

[a giant pterodactyl]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

Giant straw

seems like obamy had the right idea all along.

[DrGoogfan]

[Unholy Batman]

have a bunch of abbos huff that shit

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by HTTP 404

have fun taking 3 months to ride from one side of the country to the other.

That's when you buy a plane ticket, jackass. Duh.

[BlackHat]

Round up all the Guidos on the east coast, tie rocks to them and sink them over the leak.

Their hair will soak up the oil, and we'll be free of guidos!

Two birds and all.

[Fractals]