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Old 05-30-2010, 11:18 PM
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We all know how expensive these are getting lately. Any one know methods of stealing them?
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:21 PM
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Walk into a cash station ask for a pack or two, go to pay with a debit card, put in the wrong PIN and speedwalkout the door, run only if they case you most employees won't.

Could try it with a carton but you're more likely to have to run.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:23 PM
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Walk into a cash station ask for a pack or two, go to pay with a debit card, put in the wrong PIN and speedwalkout the door, run only if they case you most employees won't.

Could try it with a carton but you're more likely to have to run.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:26 PM
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Can't buy them in Canada (I don't think) and cheapest pack here is $7.50...why quit when you can just rob a pack once and a while at no cost..
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:34 PM
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I live in a small-ish town. Any other ideas?
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:54 PM
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I live in a small-ish town. Any other ideas?
Counterfeit money , fake coupons , Smash and grab .....

If you cant rob them directly be a criminal and get cash for them

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Out of you mom purse.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:23 AM
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Fucking roll-your-owns. It's practically a steal...
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:25 AM
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if you dont care about quality (which you shouldnt since you cant even afford a pack right now)

Start smoking Bagged native reserve cigarettes.
They're about 15-30$ per bag, And have 200 per bag.
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:10 AM
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carhopping. half the friggin world leaves packs in thier car
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:32 AM
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Hopefully this will work for you or you'll at least be able to use some of this technique.

In my state we have a chain grocery store that stocks ciggies above almost every other counter at the checkout line. They usually lock them unless the counter in question is in use.

Typically during a rush one will enter the checkout line next one with ciggies next to it, sidestep the person infront of one, grab two packs and palm one while switching the pack(s) to one's other hand.

If you time it right the cashier will either be paying attention to the money or bagging the persons groceries if they're shorthanded.

Then one will either pay for the single pack or if low of cash claim that they forgot their debit/credit card and will be right back. It usually helps if you actually buy a few items as to not seem so suspicious.

I myself have never done this and this is completely hypothetical of course.
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:44 PM
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Walgreens! The cashier will go off to help someone and you go behind her and grab a pack or 4 and do ur thing, if she sees you, just say I was in a hurry and going to pay in cosmetics or the pharmacy!
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Old 05-31-2010, 06:06 PM
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Ask everyone you see smoking to bum you a smoke, it's amazing how many you actually get, pubs nightclubs where there are drunk people is a good place to steal smokes from to
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:42 PM
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Walk into a cash station ask for a pack or two, go to pay with a debit card, put in the wrong PIN and speedwalkout the door, run only if they case you most employees won't.

Could try it with a carton but you're more likely to have to run.
The problem with this is that they have the basic information of your card one you've swiped it. You could be traced.

We had a thread where this was suggested a while back, and I think that people agreed that it would be considered fraud, which would be a pretty nasty price to pay for a couple packs of smokes.
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:34 PM
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The problem with this is that they have the basic information of your card one you've swiped it. You could be traced.

We had a thread where this was suggested a while back, and I think that people agreed that it would be considered fraud, which would be a pretty nasty price to pay for a couple packs of smokes.
Yeh I made that thread
And no it is not considered fraud
And they'd have to prove you didn't just accedently put in the pin number
If you just walk out (fast) but don't run you'll be on camera doing nothing wrong
Even if they yell after you, you can always deny it/say you didn't hear if it comes down to it, which it won't
It WAY too much work for the store to file anything formal for $10
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Default Re: Where to steal cigarettes?

Weed.

On a serious note, if you had the balls, you would find out when a shipment is coming into your town or a nearby city or town, and you would track the semi with all the cigs in it, then you would wait until it stopped at a rest stop or something and steal all the product inside...obviously you would need to take the driver hostage or something, and you would obviously not steal the whole god damn semi....you get the idea.

i know that most people here are most likely incapable of doing this, but its a cool idea.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:27 AM
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carhopping. half the friggin world leaves packs in thier car
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Ask everyone you see smoking to bum you a smoke, it's amazing how many you actually get, pubs nightclubs where there are drunk people is a good place to steal smokes from to
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Nightclubs around last call can be perfect (the place is packed, dark and everybody's just "gone")
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:29 AM
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i know that most people here are most likely incapable of doing this, but its a cool idea.
Thats actually a pretty simple plan. The only hard part about it finding out which truck has a load of smokes. I would imagine you need insider info to figure that out.

Car jacking people is easy if you pull a gun. And I would also just steal the entire semi, drive a few miles away (with the driver held hostage in the vehicle) and then unload the goods into a truck and dip that scene.

E: And maybe its just my area, but I've only found smokes car hoping twice, and I've been through a shit load of cars. I never leave smokes in my car, I like to have one before I go to bed, and right after I wake up. I always keep them in my room, and I think most people do as well.
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Weed.

On a serious note, if you had the balls, you would find out when a shipment is coming into your town or a nearby city or town, and you would track the semi with all the cigs in it, then you would wait until it stopped at a rest stop or something and steal all the product inside...obviously you would need to take the driver hostage or something, and you would obviously not steal the whole god damn semi....you get the idea.

i know that most people here are most likely incapable of doing this, but its a cool idea.
Apparently a entire truckload of cigs is worth several hundred grand, so it would also be a nice payday.

EDIT: A truckload is 2 mil
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Nightclubs around last call can be perfect (the place is packed, dark and everybody's just "gone")
Whenever someone tried to bum a smoke off of me back when I smoked, I would tell them it's my last one. Even if I had a full pack in my hands.

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Apparently a entire truckload of cigs is worth several hundred grand, so it would also be a nice payday.

EDIT: A truckload is 2 mil
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...nguage=printer

Holy Shit!!!
I would do that...if I knew how
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Apparently a entire truckload of cigs is worth several hundred grand, so it would also be a nice payday.

EDIT: A truckload is 2 mil
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...nguage=printer
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i bought a pack of camel light 99's for less than 4 bucks the other day.
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You guys think semis drive all around the country dropping off giant boxes at gas stations?


I'm sure just a standard little shitbox uhaul truck would be delivering gas stations cigarettes ....if not the mail itself.

Even with a uhaul your laced out for a few years
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Smokes are $9 - $14 a pack here - how much are they there?
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Smokes are $5 a pack in the midwest.
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when i was 15 i reached my hand over the dividing wall near the exit of a CVS on my way out and snatched two packs of the brand closest to the left on the top and dipped. they were marlboro smooths.
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Go dumpster diving and try to find uniforms for any stores like walmart. Be skinny or slim picking and go inside and act casual. Ask a cashier behind the tobacco stand for 2 cartons bevause you're helping someone as quick as possible for them. And run off with them at an exit. Pick up some glasses and a hat before you leave.
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Smokes are $5 a pack in the midwest.
Actually they're like 7...
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when i was 15 i reached my hand over the dividing wall near the exit of a CVS on my way out and snatched two packs of the brand closest to the left on the top and dipped. they were marlboro smooths.
shit. i remember goin to gas stations and reaching around the side part of the counter and getting 5 packs while my friend distracted the employee.
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Oh yeah. Some pharmacies have cigars, rolling tobacco, etc in an aisle not behind the counter. Steal the rolling tobacco. The more expensive, the better.
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Well... A hobo-like friend of mine did this at a nearby tabac (obviously a place where they sell tabacco...) Goes in, asks for a couple different packs, pulls out money, then asks for a pretty vague brand (was Pink Elephants i think, as vague as it gets ) Then walks off with the 4 packs lying on the table.

Turns out the lady just gives you the pack then you pay...

Although I don't think this can apply as much as where you live, unfortunately in Paris tobacco must be sold in tabac's...
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unrelated to stealing smokes, but if you want to save money go with a fucking electronic cigarrete. Research the Joye 510 model and litecigusa.net is one of the cheapest fucking places to buy them from. I haven't smoked in 4 months and I was smoking since I was 11.
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Well as probably mentioned the old cig machines would probably be a good option, if you can't find them you might want to consider trying to take them directly of the suppliers truck. I don't believe many retailers get cigarette shipments often but when they do you could most likely get into the truck while the driver is insane. Another alternative would be finding very cheap cigs at a reservation or discount store but of course that requires paying.
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go to any corner gas station

apply for job, most are desperate for cheap min wage labor since most people hate those jobs.

get hired,

work 2 or 3 days, take what ya want but dont make it too big and obvious

then quit

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I smoke bootlegged stuff. Its cheaper. Or if you wanted to steal a ton of them come to the uk and rob tesco for all of their cigarettes
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Well as probably mentioned the old cig machines would probably be a good option, if you can't find them you might want to consider trying to take them directly of the suppliers truck. I don't believe many retailers get cigarette shipments often but when they do you could most likely get into the truck while the driver is insane. Another alternative would be finding very cheap cigs at a reservation or discount store but of course that requires paying.
That made me nostalgia. The cigarette machine pulley knobs were fun to place with when I was 4. :]
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