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Mad Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

Fuck sakes,
OK so my mom was telling me to make sure I get a good amount of fiber in my diet.
So I go to the drug store and get this fiber supplement.
For some reason, I dunno maybe from looking at the label, I thought you just plunk in a heaping tablespoon in some water, stir, and drink.
So I did.
Then I read the instructions, and it says " Highly concentrated. Add 1/4 teaspoon to glass of water... "
Whaaat!
It's only been 15 minutes. Does anyone know whats gonna happen?
Will I dies?
Should I go to emergency?
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:25 AM
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:27 AM
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Sit on your toilet for the next few hours.
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:27 AM
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Default Re: Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

Im fuckin worried, because for breakfast I had baked beans and eggs and sausages... then for lunch I had the mother of all burritos from this Mexican resturaunt...
now this
ah fuggit, Imma gonna watch breaking bad now
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Induce vomiting.
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:28 AM
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Congratulations, you now have super-powers.
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:34 AM
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feelin some pretty bad cramps right now...
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10 times more poop...
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:38 AM
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Default Re: Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

you are going to shit up a fucking storm.

tell your mom to go shopping for a new toilet
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:43 AM
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WAY TO DIE #477: OVER-FIBERED
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:46 AM
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oh man, serious butt-piss... no end in sight
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Old 05-31-2010, 05:05 AM
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Default Re: Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

you should drink some tobasco sauce too

just to make your shit as shitty as possible

lololoolols
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Old 05-31-2010, 05:27 AM
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You're going to shit bricks.
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feelin some pretty bad cramps right now...
PPPPGGGTTTTHHHHHH! you should go to the store and invest in some new underwear, the ones you are wearing are about to become very holey.
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oh man, serious butt-piss... no end in sight
Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.
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Old 05-31-2010, 03:17 PM
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Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.
lol its coming out as an easy to push huge lump. ffrrraaaappp and your done. op may not be truthful.
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Yeah, I'm sure it went through your digestive system in that whole 20 minutes.
shutup.

considering its in a soluble powder, I wouldn't be suprised it didnt work earlier. think of what happens when you drink coffee, much less my super bowel destroying coffee. liquids go past that first spinchter alot faster than solids that need to be processed by your secondary preprocessor (stomach, mouth does the first job)

srsly...grab a good book cause you are going to be sitting on the toilet for awhile and will most likley be cleaning your colon (which is healthy although the manner in which you are doing it might harm you)
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:36 PM
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it's gonna be a shit storm
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shutup.

considering its in a soluble powder, I wouldn't be suprised it didnt work earlier. think of what happens when you drink coffee, much less my super bowel destroying coffee. liquids go past that first spinchter alot faster than solids that need to be processed by your secondary preprocessor (stomach, mouth does the first job)

srsly...grab a good book cause you are going to be sitting on the toilet for awhile and will most likley be cleaning your colon (which is healthy although the manner in which you are doing it might harm you)
When you drink coffee it's the caffeine that's causing the bowel movement. Fiber works as a vehicle for waste, and it does not work directly on the bowels.

If you're constipated and eat a bunch of fiber it's damn near pointless.
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Congratulations, you now have super-powers.
A Supervillain is born.

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Default Re: Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

reading this made me has to poo
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Default Re: Halp! I just took 10 times too much fiber :(

Update:
I am writing this from my Android phone in the hospital.
Things got so painful, I drove to emergency.
They pumped my stomach, and the doctor told me that if I didn't come to emergency I could have shat out my intestines
Currently I am reading a copy of Architectural Digest, waiting for a cute nurse to bring me my tasty hospital dinner.
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They pumped my stomach, and the doctor told me that if I didn't come to emergency I could have shat out my intestines
the doctor knows his shit...
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:39 AM
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waiting for a cute nurse to bring me my tasty hospital dinner.
why, so you can just eat it and then overdose on fiber again and then have to get your stomach pumped AGAIN?!?
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:47 AM
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Seriously, though, when you take 10 times too much fiber, you want to immediately take 100 times too much. Gotta fight fire with fire.
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Ask for a sponge bath. Everyone knows that cute nurses are starved for attention.
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