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Old 02-23-2009, 06:56 PM
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Default I want to be superman

but i dont look good in tights
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:55 PM
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You could wear assless chaps. With the cape, it would be your little secret.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:00 PM
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You could wear assless chaps. With the cape, it would be your little secret.
what about the front...isn't that missing too?
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:02 PM
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I don't know why anyone would want that...
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:10 PM
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Thumbs Down Re: I want to be superman

Reeves didn't give a SHIT about cripples until he became one. And then he was like "OH SHiT THIS SUCKS! Maybe I should raise a shit-ton of money so I don't have to deal with it anymore, even though I didn't give two shits before. Altruism be damned! I just care about my own personal comfort!"

Fuck that fucking shit bag.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:58 PM
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:12 PM
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i would shoot you with krypton
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:20 PM
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Use moulded plastic to improve your physique.
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