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Old 02-23-2009, 07:46 PM
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I love to piss outside just to stand there not aiming or caring about where the stream goes. Am I alone in this simple pleasure
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:50 PM
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When it's a full moon outside, I like to put on my white wolf contacts and dress in my moms fur coat, and I take a few hits of acid and roam my neighborhood on four legs in the middle of the night.

I don't really know why I do it. I just do
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:01 PM
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No. You are not alone.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:02 PM
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Hiking in the fall.

And by hiking I mean strolling through a wooded area.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:10 PM
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Totall dig being able to stand and take a piss and I'm not a guy!
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:11 PM
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Don't you get piss on your pants..

Fresh clean bedsheets are a favourite of mine.

Cloudy winter nights in the city, where the streetlights reflect off the clouds and light up everything.

The sense of relief that comes after writing a test. Before the anxiety sets in, of course.



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Don't you get piss on your pants..

Fresh clean bedsheets are a favourite of mine.

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Sleeping on clean bedsheets naked ftw!
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:22 PM
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I like to watch low flying planes when they fly past.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:38 PM
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I love to piss outside just to stand there not aiming or caring about where the stream goes. Am I alone in this simple pleasure
Nope. Best while intoxicated.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:52 PM
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Summer nights.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:54 PM
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Piss is sterile, cleaner than a dirty sheet.

We're animals. Accepting what we are feels good. Enjoy.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:08 PM
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Weed.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:12 PM
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Piss is sterile, cleaner than a dirty sheet.

We're animals. Accepting what we are feels good. Enjoy.
lol, your name gives me familiar vibes for some reason.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:15 PM
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I always get little sprinkles of piss on my shoes when I piss up a wall
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:16 PM
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That'd be nice.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:18 PM
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Opiates.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:21 PM
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lol, your name gives me familiar vibes for some reason.
I am a refugee of the Temple too. Perhaps that's why?

I mostly frequented BLTC.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:27 PM
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I am a refugee of the Temple too. Perhaps that's why?

I mostly frequented BLTC.
Oh snap, I know who you are.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:32 PM
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i love to pee outside

sometimes when i have to pee i go outside when im home

oh the joys of living in the woods.... no neighbors =]
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:05 AM
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Nothing like fresh triceratop meat and a nice joint to finish it off
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shooting squirrels out of trees.
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Walking my dogs
Quenching thirst
Fresh bed sheets as mentioned
Having a truly great thought
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Default Re: simple pleasures

As somebody said, summer nights. I just love walking out into the dark night with the moon dimly lit and breathing in the air as a cool breeze passes by my face. Also, sunsets. Watching them alone, gets me semi-emotional at times.
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Nope. Best while intoxicated.
Only because there is such a full bladder due to alcohols effects on ADH.
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:24 AM
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The sense of relief that comes after writing a test. Before the anxiety sets in, of course.
Goddamn you're asian, Obz haha.

I love walking aroudn while taking a piss at night, it feels quite liberating, and skilled.

Also, nothing gives me that warm fuzzy feeling more than new socks.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:02 AM
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Goddamn you're asian, Obz haha.
I iz whut I iz .


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Old 02-25-2009, 12:04 AM
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When it's a full moon outside, I like to put on my white wolf contacts and dress in my moms fur coat, and I take a few hits of acid and roam my neighborhood on four legs in the middle of the night.

I don't really know why I do it. I just do
Lol, that sounds awesome.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:08 AM
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Where I used to live we used to get these days; on a normal morning early like 6 or 7 it would be pretty cold or at the very least brisk so you'd need a sweatshirt and let the car warm up a bit. But sometimes we'd get these beautiful days where it'd be 75 degrees that early, and you could just go right out in your shorts and a t shirt then drive all the way to school with windows down and smelling the salt air blowing in off the ocean.

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