Zombie Survival Guide (not about the book)

[Erorr]

I wish I had a better title to attract all you goons , I dont have the original image so sorry for that. Simple little thread really , Fill in the survival guide with your tools and preferences. We all get to giggle and laugh at others choices and ideas etc etc.

I remember seeing these all over the internet and getting a good kick out of them. It's just a simple little giggle , plus you know your all going to take this super serious and fill it out to such a degree acting like the ultimate zombie survivalist.

[SnowmanJoe]

i've always wondered what i'd do in a situation like this.
if shit really hit the fan i'd get on a yacht, stock the fuck up and sail to an island or somewhere that ain't affected.
but if i was stuck on land i'd try to get one of those comfyass tanks from the film Babylon AD, or, being realistic, a multi-storey building, complete with escape chopper and thermobaric charges placed throughout.
gear wise, iron man's suit. hehehehe for real though, full body armour. nothing composite, real steel plates, the whole fucking shebang. that way the fucker's can't bite.
music wise, anything really, but dubstep and some clubland hardcore
guns: for close range, 20round automatic shotgun. sawed off's and pumps backup. colt 1911s, long slide, muzzle brakes. gold deagle just for kicks
midrange.. m249 saw, 200rnd mag(duh), AP rounds, DU if possible. FN SCARs in 7.62x51 AP, foregrip. grenades, molotovs (hehehe) napalm.
my sidekick would have to be black cuz they always die first lol jokes
if i die i'll detonate nukes placed throughout whichever city i was in.
tl/dr: BRING IT

EDIT: almost forgot i'd need a load of weed and some coke, speed, and maybe mdma for a zombie rave

[Killme]

The island thing would be a good idea but I imagine the zombies could just float out there eventually. Then you're fucked.


I'm actually really scared this could happen I need more guns or perhaps an awesome tank.

[mr.blunt]

I'd go find a jail, become king of the violent inmates once I set them free, and then use them as my anti-zombie army.

That or I'd just get bitten and become king of the zombies.

Either way, I WILL BE KING

[SnowmanJoe]

Originally Posted by Killme

The island thing would be a good idea but I imagine the zombies could just float out there eventually. Then you're fucked.


I'm actually really scared this could happen I need more guns or perhaps an awesome tank.

in that case i'll stay on my yacht, puffin on cubans, sniping the fuckers out, while my armada of trained russian motherfucking sharks takes em out

[Erorr]

You guys realize your supposed to take my little image there and replace what ive put in with your answers. Not write it out

[Killme]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

I'd go find a jail, become king of the violent inmates once I set them free, and then use them as my anti-zombie army.

That or I'd just get bitten and become king of the zombies.

Either way, I WILL BE KING

I'm sticking with Mr.Blunt...Once you rise to power I'll organize a coup and then I'll be king. HAhaha

[mr.blunt]

Coups are punishable by two weeks in the stocks, just so you know the risk.

[SnowmanJoe]

ok i was baked when i did this.. matter fact i still am.
changed a couple thangs from my original post..

hehehhee

[mr.blunt]

Erorr how the fuck am I supposed to make one of those?

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

Erorr how the fuck am I supposed to make one of those?

Take my original post , google images , copy paste ,resize your photos over mine. The end


It's not that hard , like 5 minutes of work.

[mr.blunt]

I don't have any fancy schmancy photo doctoring programs on this bitch.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

i don't have any fancy schmancy photo doctoring programs on this bitch.

ms paint motha fucka , do you use it

[SnowmanJoe]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

I don't have any fancy schmancy photo doctoring programs on this bitch.

dude i used microsoft paint, try that

edit: what erorr said

[mr.blunt]

Fuck no I don't use it. I'll try though.

[mr.blunt]

Don't know why there's so much white space. But fuck it man, zombies are coming!

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

Don't know why there's so much white space. But fuck it man, zombies are coming!

Thats a solid line up , were you actually being serious about the ms paint thing.

Regardless lulz , bill murray would be a cooler sidekick than a boss

Afterall he's studied far into the field of remote explosives via caddyshack

[Funky Fungus]

Mine


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[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by Erorr

Thats a solid line up , were you actually being serious about the ms paint thing.

Regardless lulz , bill murray would be a cooler sidekick than a boss

Afterall he's studied far into the field of remote explosives via caddyshack

Haha that's the first time I've opened MS paint on this computer, I'm pretty sure.

And I think Bas would be a good sidekick, since he can break legs and slash throats and shit. I made Bill Murray boss cause of Zombieland.

[Mashleshmash]

Since when did 4chan become all the rage on Zoklet? I have seen that image all over 4chan.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by MashleHash

Since when did 4chan become all the rage on Zoklet? I have seen that image all over 4chan.

Yeah I had it saved on my computer from like 6 months ago ... probably from 420chan to be honest.

But who cares , take the stick out of your ass.

[Funky Fungus]

Originally Posted by Erorr

Yeah I had it saved on my computer from like 6 months ago ... probably from 420chan to be honest.

But who cares , take the stick out of your ass.

yeah i've seen it on 4chan like twice, thats about it idk where it comes from its a pretty cool idea i suppose, even though i have my whole zombie survival plan written in a journal

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by MashleHash

Since when did 4chan become all the rage on Zoklet? I have seen that image all over 4chan.

Also , your slamming 4chan while saying you surf it.


You fail