ATTN: Wires......*Breaking News*

[LSA King]

I am the father!


So now that I am reunited with my long lost daughter would you like to go out for Ice-Cream so we can talk about things?

[molotov in the mornin]

last night I was driving my buddys car through a DQ drive thru and my buddy said he wanted poutine and apparently there's this thing on youtube where this nigger says "BITCH I WANT CHICKEN WITH WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE" so as we're pulling up I go BITCH I WANT A WAFFLE POUTINE FOR FREE not expecting anyone to hear it and the person goes

K, so you want a waffle cone?

and we laughed for 5 minutes or something

[wires]

...the father?

[OneSadisticFucker]

I think Wires is getting sick of everyone posting about her.

[yxnhpbjac]

No you're not you god damn nigger. Now put that ice cream down and start dancing.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by wires

...the father?

Yes babe I am your father after all this time the blood tests finally came in. Now we can continue on with our lives knowing we have truly found each other. Where would you like to go first?

[Euda]

I think you're confused.

[LSA King]

No, I was before when we had sex I could feel something that felt so right that only a father an daughter could understand. After doing some research the blood tests I gathered from her bloody vagina proved my suspecions. We are family!

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by LSA King

No, I was before when we had sex I could feel something that felt so right that only a father an daughter could understand. After doing some research the blood tests I gathered from her bloody vagina proved my suspecions. We are family!