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Old 06-05-2010, 12:12 AM
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I'm planning on making a stew, right now I don't have any ingredients yet.

You tell me what edible items you have on your desk right now, and I'll incorporate them into my stew.

Current stew status: Boiling.

Ingredients:

*Water
*Cocaine
*Spaghetti O's
*Cigarettes
*Nazi sauce
*Ground coffee
*Grolsch

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a pound of cocaine is a good start.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:19 AM
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a pound of cocaine is a good start.
I put in some cocaine.
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do you have anymore cocaine? because that would be a good second ingredient...
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:37 AM
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I got some Spaghetti-Os and some cigarettes. Throw those in there.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:42 AM
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do you have anymore cocaine? because that would be a good second ingredient...
That was all the cocaine I had, I heard clover went out to get some drugs. You should ask him if he'll bring an extra pound along with him.
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I got some Spaghetti-Os and some cigarettes. Throw those in there.
I've got Lucky strikes and Marlboro's, Should I just throw both packs in there?
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:53 AM
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I've got Lucky strikes and Marlboro's, Should I just throw both packs in there?
Sure, let's throw caution to the wind.
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Sure, let's throw caution to the wind.
Make up your mind man. Lucky strikes or marlboro's.
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We'll need some coffee, I can't have pick-me-up smoke stew without coffee. But all I have is this nazi brand vegetarian barbecue sauce...

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Grolsch.
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Grolsch.
Good idea.
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I'll let this boil for a few hours, See you guys in the morning!
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*Tastes*

Hmm, not bad so far. Needs more cowbell, though.
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Tastes good so far man! I can't feel my mouth or my face!!!
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a few sperm splatters, cherry stems, plates with crumbs on it, napkins, lid to a large cup
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An old dog shit, one of those dried up crusty white ones that crumble in the fingertips.
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An old dog shit, one of those dried up crusty white ones that crumble in the fingertips.
Dogshit? Sir, are you trying to ruin my stew?
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Just a sprinkle, you don't want to over-power the Grolsch...
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old rotting orange
rubber cement
cigarette butts
jwh
gasket sealant
epoxy
liquid metal
can of sweetened condensed milk
plate with mashed potatoes/ steak
half glass old milk
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Originally Posted by Levo75 View Post
I'm planning on making a stew, right now I don't have any ingredients yet.

You tell me what edible items you have on your desk right now, and I'll incorporate them into my stew.

Current stew status: Boiling.

Ingredients:

*Water
*Cocaine
*Spaghetti O's
*Cigarettes
*Nazi sauce
*Ground coffee
*Grolsch

This is the kind of ingenuity we need, to seal up that fuckin Guf o' Mexico oil disaster
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