Euda

[i poop in your cereal]

[LSA King]

I wanna ride it!

[Euda]

I don't know how pouches ever went out of style.

[yxnhpbjac]

Euda gave me herpes.

[LSA King]

Apologize!

[Euda]

[ytter_man]

Originally Posted by Euda

I don't know how pouches ever went out of style.

We have rebuilt them, we have the technology...



...to make pockets

[slowdown]

Pouches are for balloon animal makers, thus pouches are full of awesomeness. You can't refute that logic.

[yxnhpbjac]

Pouches are for kangaroos.

[slowdown]

Originally Posted by vozhd

Pouches are for kangaroos.

Your mom are for kangaroos.




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[yxnhpbjac]

Originally Posted by slowdown

Your mom are for kangaroos.

My kangaroo is your mom.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by vozhd

My kangaroo is your mom.

I have been attacked by many kangaroos, possibly slowdown's mother.

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

"You are the Puma Man"

[yxnhpbjac]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

I have been attacked by many kangaroos, possibly slowdown's mother.

Why? Were you arguing with them?

[slowdown]

Originally Posted by Yeah, I'm a leopard

I have been attacked by many kangaroos, possibly slowdown's mother.

That must be painful. Were you trying to climb into their pouch?

[cosmo]

That one really makes you think. You can't just glance over it like you do other seemingly random internet images. Bravo, OP.

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by slowdown

That must be painful. Were you trying to climb into their pouch?

Just the one time. One of the other times was when I was camping and awoke to find a whole bunch of them in the field next to my tent. I decided to sneak up on them and was doing pretty well until I accidentally trod on one's tail. The pain combined with the shock of "MOTHERFUCK THERE"S SOMETHING BEHIND ME" made it go nuts, but I got the head start on it and made a run for a dried up canal, jumping in when I reached it. It just stood at the edge staring at me for a while before hopping off and taking the rest of the 'roos with it.

Another true story.