Training Parrots to Destroy Traffic Cams

[uiy23500]

Tiered of all the traffic cams everywhere? Why not start raising parrots and get a few old traffic cams? Now put seeds in the cam's rear power or output wire and cut it open a bit so your birds can see that there are seed in there. Replace the wire every feeding time and make it full of seed each time. After a while use 10 cams and only put seed in the wiring for one. After a year let them out to go wild on all traffic's cams in the city. Raise your next batch the same way. Repeat.

Use the small green parrots with big beaks - not the giant parrots.

The cam has to be connected to something resembling the light post that hold the real cams but shorter during training.

I don't think the voltage in the wire in the back of the cam would be strong enough to electrocute the birds. Am I right? Research what type of trees produce the seed or bark your birds will need to survive and train the to eat from these trees by having them feed from a small one occasionally because they ain't getting any seed from the real cams. But by the time they get disappointed enough to break the old habit they'll probably have taken out 100 cams each. Or they may just enjoy it so much they keep it out forever (that's a hobby of parrots, chewing on things for no reason).

Any better ways to train birds to destroy traffic (spy) cams? Who doesn't think they're spy cams?

[ComradeAsh]

Except that they're fully enclosed...

[uiy23500]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

Except that they're fully enclosed...

Some are fully enclosed, but most of the ones in my aria are normal looking omni directional white cams with a visible black wire hanging out the back. To take out the fully enclose ones you can get a little monkey as a pet and take him out at night to spry paint cams.

[usernameunavailable]

Or you could just shoot them with a silenced .22 rifle.

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by uiy23500

To take out the fully enclose ones you can get a little monkey as a pet and take him out at night to spry paint cams.

Now you're talking.

[Dandamano]

Sounds like this should be in bat country lol...

[FrY]

I want some of what OP is smokeing.


And this dosent belong in bat country it goes to brid country.

[A2L5C19F]

I smell trolling, you show just shoot them with a .22 like the other guy said, fast easy and cost effective. Or burn that motherfucker with thermite, how do you like that California.

[Dream of the iris]

Or just don't run red lights and drive the speed limit...


Actually, a more practical alternative to training parrots or monkeys to destroy cams is to install LED lights around your license plate. Attach a switch near your dash so that when you press it, the LED lights (white of course) flash on off at 1 sec intervals or however many pictures the camera takes (I imagine it's 1 per second). The rapid light will basically make it impossible for the camera to pick up your license, instead what it will see is just white light where the license should be.

[totse]

Why are you worried about those little traffic cams? They're not used for photo enforcement, just for monitoring traffic.

[313]

OP, you are the most ignorant, stupid, piece of shit ass clown to ever register on this site. Thanks to you, I have lost all hope in humanity.
Congrats dumbass.

[plorntstar]

Originally Posted by 313

OP, you are the most ignorant, stupid, piece of shit ass clown to ever register on this site. Thanks to you, I have lost all hope in humanity.
Congrats dumbass.

u mad?

[Malice]

Originally Posted by uiy23500

To take out the fully enclose ones you can get a little monkey as a pet and take him out at night to spry paint cams.

Hahaha, the thought of that made me lol.

This probably would work if done correctly. Use it to take out CCTV in an entire city and take back our privacy!

[uiy23500]

Originally Posted by 313

OP, you are the most ignorant, stupid, piece of shit ass clown to ever register on this site. Thanks to you, I have lost all hope in humanity.
Congrats dumbass.

Thank you for sharing. But that is not what I was hoping for. Now can I please have an intelligent answer from someone that is not a black piece of shit on the ground beneath the bottom face on the totem pole from Detroit? A piece of shit so unintelligent and unimaginative that the only way they can forget what they are is to try to make others feel like even lesser pieces of shit for any idea beyond their comprehension or typo? Any real human beings out there? I’d like to hear from you. Thanks!

[Lord hang man]

Parrots won't do that for you. What you need my friend is some rocks. I'd be more than happy to sell you a couple, for 15 dollars a piece.

[uiy23500]

Originally Posted by totse

Why are you worried about those little traffic cams? They're not used for photo enforcement, just for monitoring traffic.

That's exactly what they want you to think!

On CSI, Law & Order and all the rest of such shows what do they do when they are trying to tack someone who is otherwise untraceable? They check the traffic cams, violating people's right to privacy, for faces and license plates. They use facial recognition software and license plate recognition software. It think in reality, the invasion of privacy is a lot worse. Does anyone else feel this way?

[uiy23500]

Originally Posted by Big Baby Jesus

Parrots won't do that for you. What you need my friend is some rocks. I'd be more than happy to sell you a couple, for 15 dollars a piece.

What about shooting them with paint balls used in war games where you shoot your friends with paint? Is the range long enough?

[Nonremos]

Careful, parrots might rat you out.

[Lord hang man]

Originally Posted by uiy23500

What about shooting them with paint balls used in war games where you shoot your friends with paint? Is the range long enough?

They'll see you on the camera. Unfortunately the only way to do it is with my rocks, the price just went up to 20 but I'm sure this sale won't go on too much longer.

[Daran]

Originally Posted by uiy23500

On CSI, Law & Order and all the rest of such shows what do they do when they are trying to tack someone who is otherwise untraceable? They check the traffic cams, violating people's right to privacy, for faces and license plates. They use facial recognition software and license plate recognition software. It think in reality, the invasion of privacy is a lot worse. Does anyone else feel this way?

God yes, but I always throw a chaff grenade into the middle of every intersection.

[uiy23500]

People are suggesting rocks and silenced guns, etc. but the reason I came up with parrots is you don't have to be at the seen while your defacing/destroying government property. What would you say if a cop pulls up and asks, "What the hell are you doing"? And some of the cams may record you so the last thing the cams, or nearby cams will record is you destroying them. Some of the cameras are actually city watch cams being monitored by a live person to monitor for crimes and suspicious activities and they may not only start recording you destroying other cams but call the cops also. In this light, the monkey is not a very good idea unless you train it to walk a few block and work without you telling it every cam you want spayed. And it would have to come back to you. Give it some pepper spray for dogs and cats or you may never see it again. It's easy to breed/raise 50 - 100 parrots at a time if you have a big backyard. You can get a giant custom built cage for them and the builder can assemble it in your backyard. That kind of bird count can takeout all the non enclosed cams in you city just by driving ten or so of them some where occasionally and releasing them.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by uiy23500

Give it some pepper spray for dogs and cats or you may never see it again.

Hahahaha, oh god, the idea.

[Slave of the Beast]

This is what happens when you watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds on acid; you get stupid ideas.

[cheezecock]

what a dumb cunt

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

Or just don't run red lights and drive the speed limit...


Actually, a more practical alternative to training parrots or monkeys to destroy cams is to install LED lights around your license plate. Attach a switch near your dash so that when you press it, the LED lights (white of course) flash on off at 1 sec intervals or however many pictures the camera takes (I imagine it's 1 per second). The rapid light will basically make it impossible for the camera to pick up your license, instead what it will see is just white light where the license should be.

Now that's just a stupid idea.

[pill popper]

Lick my balls