stoner rant

[NineInchTool]

Reposting this here, thought I'd get more replies:

Heh, if anyone cares to hear it...

Today, I got pulled over for "inadequate/no muffler" and "drivers view obstructed" because of my air freshener...a cop rolled by and we had been smoking bud like 20 minutes ago in the car. I start the car cause I'm parked all alone and I don't want him to bother me or talk to me. Obviously, this was a mistake, I should have just stayed put. It was weird how I didn't get a DUI, the car reeked of weed and my bowl was right there in the glove box when i was getting my registration. Also, I was so blazed that my mouth felt like it was glued shut with peanut butter cause I had such bad cotton mouth. He made me get out of the car and talk to him. I had a few other friends in the car and one of them was being a wise ass and the cop said "do you mind if I search your car? I don't like the way your friend is acting". I'm like, whats the consequence if I say no? He said there isn't any so I told him I didn't want my car searched. Lol, lucky he never made me take off my sunglasses, I would have been so fucked.

Also, something weird about this encounter was that 2 minutes after getting pulled over in a residential area, he called in another cop for backup and she parked behind him and turned her lights on, even though she never did anything and just sat there. Also, the conversation he had with me outside the car was really weird.

He told me not to "bust his balls, cause his ball busting is much worse than my ball busting, and not to give him any shit". He also asked like 10 times if there was any weed in the car and I never gave a direct yes or no answer I said "to my knowledge, no, but I can't be 100% responsible for my friends" He found this amusing.


So yeah, TLDR: Cops are good for one thing, road kill in Grand Theft Auto


I fucking hate pigs

[NursingHomeNazi]

I once cried telling a cop that my mom had cancer, and I just came from the doc's, who said I might have cancer; that my two kids' exhausts just fell off their cars, I was late for work. He said he was sorry as he already made out the ticket; but could he do something to help me? Did I have someone to help me? I said, "hell, no! I'm a social worker and late for work, that's why I was speeding." As he walked off, I noticed I had an illegal inspection sticker on my windshield -and he didn't see itr chose not to. Anyway, I sent in $60 with the ticket so I wouldn't have to go in front of a judge. I probl. wouldn't have been so lucky with my story the 2nd time!:bluerazz: