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Old 06-21-2010, 01:03 PM
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Here is the complete story of what will be certainly remembered as the biggest shame in French sport history.

June 11 - June 16
After their draw in against Uruguay, some players of France blamed Yoann Gourcuff for the result. They managed to convince the coach to leave him on the bench and make Malouda play.

June 17
At the half-time of Mexico-France, French coach Raymond Domenech asks Nicolas Anelka : "Why didn't you play like I said ?". Anelka sits on the bench and says in a lower voice, but loud enough to be heard by everybody in the locker room : "Get fucked in the ass, son of a whore !". That's why the player was immediately replaced by Gignac.

June 18
During the flight back to their base camp, Franck Ribéry and Yoann Gourcuff had an argument and fought.

June 19
The front page of “L’équipe”, most read sports newspaper in France, shows Anelka and Domenech with the words pronounced by the player. The FFF (French Federation of Football) asks Anelka to make a public apology. As he refused, he was excluded from the team.

Now, the real problems begin.

Everybody wonders how the words of Anelka came out f the locker room. French captain, Patrice Evra, tells the media that there is a traitor among the players and the staff, and that is the real problem, not Nicolas Anelka. FFF “sissy” President made the French people laugh very hard when he said Anelka accepted the punishment “with dignity”. Maybe we should give him a medal ?

Meanwhile, a mutiny is being organized...

June 20
A public training session is supposed to take place at 4 pm. After signing autographs, the players gather far from people and media. Evra announces Domenech that the session is cancelled in protestation of Anelka’s exclusion. At this point, Robert Duverne (fitness coach) asks Evra to change his mind because they need to prepare the third match against South Africa. The “captain” doesn’t care...

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Then, the players get back in the bus, draw the curtains and discuss during 20 minutes. One of them shows a text, written by an unknown person (not a player), to be read by Domenech. As we don’t know what went on in the bus, we can’t say if some players were threatened by the mutiny leaders.
Evra gives the text to the press chief who must give it to Domenech. The little bitch Domenech reads the statement in front of the journalists.

“All the players assert their opposition to the decision taken by the French Football Federation to exclude Nicolas Anelka. If we regret the incident that occurred at half-time in the Mexico match, we regret even more the publicising of an event that should have stayed in the dressing room. At our request, the player in question has tried to talk to the federation, but he has been ignored. The federation has at no time tried to protect the squad. It made a decision without consulting the players and acted on the basis of what was reported. Accordingly, all players decided not to participate in training. In deference to the public who came to watch the session, we decided to go to meet them because they DO give us full support. We will do everything individually and in a collective spirit for France come Tuesday evening to bring honour to the nation with a positive performance."

After this humiliation, Domenech was not allowed in the bus to go back to the hotel.

The deputy director of the FFF resigns: "The players do not want to train. It's a shame. In these circumstances, I decided to resign and return to Paris "

June 21
French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, asked the Sports Minister to meet the team in order to end the crisis. The meeting should take place today.

The journalists accuse Evra, Gallas, Malouda, Ribéry and Abidal to be at the head of the mutiny organized on Saturday.

Now, think about the race and religion of the players who managed to humiliate France. You understand eveything, right ?
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Old 06-22-2010, 01:01 PM
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If it was france's will to allow hordes of muslims who hate western culture to invade their country, become citizens, and play for the national team, it's france's burden to now have a team without cultural identity or responsibility towards its own country.

Domenech and all the other french idiots deserved this humiliation..
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Old 06-22-2010, 01:21 PM
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Some Irirsh Gypsy cursed them. Perhaps it was that sexy 16 year old prostitute that fucked the whole team.

To be honest though Ireland probably wouldn't have done much butter than France is right now in the tournament.
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She was a hot prostitute.

And I think Ireland could've qualified. While we may not have much talent, we have heart. Beat S. Africa, draw with Mexico, qualify!
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She was a hot prostitute.
She's Paris Hilton with huge fake tits, almost to a T... Before some idiot screams internet standards, of course I'd crush that boredline anorexic ass, but c'mon.
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She's Paris Hilton with huge fake tits, almost to a T... Before some idiot screams internet standards, of course I'd crush that boredline anorexic ass, but c'mon.
she's hot
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Old 06-23-2010, 11:56 AM
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She looks like Ribéry's wife... when she was younger.

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Ribery is an odd looking man.
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She looks like Ribéry's wife... when she was younger.

I would smash her with my willy
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