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Old 06-23-2010, 05:27 PM
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[YOUTUBE]Io2KFwZ5B8w[/YOUTUBE]


Polishing Shoes is srs business in Spic Land.

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Old 06-23-2010, 05:40 PM
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That guy was serious fucking business...
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Old 06-23-2010, 05:48 PM
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Heh, pure elegance and class. I know how to buff, nothing too fancy though. I've seen in some places old men with spritzers and rags doing shoe poilshing, they haven't got a thing on this guy
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:18 PM
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That was so relaxing.
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:27 PM
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Old school shoe polishers. You don't see this much around the country anymore:
[youtube]GzbjDXoGnfI[/youtube]

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Old 06-23-2010, 09:28 PM
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It's not entirely a lost art. Army boys know how it's done.
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:35 PM
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No spic videos please. Thanks.
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:00 PM
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No spic videos please. Thanks.
The guy said that on a good day he makes 150 pesos, around $15. Also, go fuck yourself.
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:09 PM
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[YOUTUBE]Io2KFwZ5B8w[/YOUTUBE]


Polishing Shoes is srs business in China.
Sorry, he's a jap.
No Chinaman would go through all that trouble.
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:55 AM
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Old 06-24-2010, 02:12 AM
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...It's just shoes.
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Old 06-24-2010, 02:24 AM
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It's not entirely a lost art. Army boys know how it's done.
Damn you beat me to it. I was gonna say just go through Basic Combat Training and you will know everything you ever need to know about spit shining leather footwear.
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Damn you beat me to it. I was gonna say just go through Basic Combat Training and you will know everything you ever need to know about spit shining leather footwear.
Spit isn't the best thing to rub on your shoes. People invented polish for a reason.
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:08 AM
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Spit isn't the best thing to rub on your shoes. People invented polish for a reason.
Spit shine is an expression Mr Literal.
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No Paki would go through the trouble of distinguishing between Asian nationalities.
Don't blame me, they all look the same.

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Old 06-24-2010, 06:11 AM
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Damn, I don't even own dress shoes.

I've rocked black skate shoes at literally every formal event I've ever been to, ranging from weddings, to prom, to funerals, etc etc
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:18 AM
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Damn, I don't even own dress shoes.

I've rocked black skate shoes at literally every formal event I've ever been to, ranging from weddings, to prom, to funerals, etc etc
That's class.
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:09 AM
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And here I am just doin' the ol' spit 'n' rub!
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:42 PM
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Damn, I don't even own dress shoes.

I've rocked black skate shoes at literally every formal event I've ever been to, ranging from weddings, to prom, to funerals, etc etc
Kinda same here...

I rocked my black Cons...
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:43 PM
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:46 PM
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Damn, I don't even own dress shoes.

I've rocked black skate shoes at literally every formal event I've ever been to, ranging from weddings, to prom, to funerals, etc etc
haha, youre stupid.
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haha, youre stupid.
I would say "haha, you're ugly" but unfortunately you're just so fuckdamn hideous I can't even laugh about it.
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I would say "haha, you're ugly" but unfortunately you're just so fuckdamn hideous I can't even laugh about it.
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No ugly spic photos either please. Thank you.
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:59 PM
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Just in case you were wondering about his secrets:

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Yeah well, he did a nice job and used a lot of shit to rub on 'em, but it isn't any better than what any respectable soldier or Skinhead would deliver with less resources at hand...
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Yeah well, he did a nice job and used a lot of shit to rub on 'em, but it isn't any better than what any respectable soldier or Skinhead would deliver with less resources at hand...
Are Skinheads known for shining their dress shoes well?
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Are Skinheads known for shining their dress shoes well?
Most o' us wear boots, and we do take a good deal of pride in 'em.
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That was so relaxing.
The audio to this video kind of reminds me of the relaxing nature of this haircut audio file.

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The audio to this video kind of reminds me of the relaxing nature of this haircut audio file.

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this shit fucks with my head when my friend plays it on his surround sound...
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What the fuck is this shit Dfg?
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Polish as normal and then you just need a tin of polish, fill the lid with water and a yellow duster cloth.

Stretch the cloth over your index finger, get it plenty wet, dip in polish and then rub tiny circles on the shoe or boot. I used to do my DMs like that, could get them looking like they were covered in a layer of polished glass.

Its calling bulling.

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Kinda same here...

I rocked my black Cons...
Yeah, I do this as well.

Not to serious things though, such as funerals.

Fuck weddings though, they're laid back.
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What the fuck is this shit Dfg?
Oh, that was long ago. I don't want other Paki shit heads stalking me on youtube. I already have bunch of them on twitter .
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What about that video made me want to watch the whole thing? I mean, fuck, I just watched a whole video of a guy shining shoes and enjoyed it!
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