Killing/evicting my roomate.

[dialectic_chaos]

Well it turns I got my new place and shit but unfortunately was paired with a fucking homosexual alcholic cum guzzling roomate who fucking keeps me up all night until five in the morning when I have to go to work at 6:00am and then go to school. So my question what would be some good ways to either 1) fuck with his mind until he ends up in a pyschward or 2) hypothetically kill him and dispose of the body covertly.

This guy is a MASSIVE faggot and needs to die.

I`ve tried explaining to my landlord the situation but she is a stupid cunt and won`t do anything.

I don`t want to do any damage to his valuable because I have my own shit thats needs not to be fucked with.

First post btw.

[AdMech]

Suck his dick until his soul is drained from his body

Either that, or wait until he's asleep then wake him up over and over.

[dialectic_chaos]

Originally Posted by AdMech

Suck his dick until his soul is drained from his body

No you faggot that wont work. It has to be something clever and original.

[Retard Synrdome]

Suck his dick and bite his balls off.

[uiy23500]

Buy a bunch of paranas the day you're going to kill him. Put the date rape drug in his wine and knock him out. Put him in the tub and let the paranas do their job. Pull the stopper out the tub with a pre-attached chain (not a string) taped far above the water. Take out the bones after the fish die and drive them to Lion Country Safari and through them out the window.

Or on second thought, just say, "Hey faggot, I'm going to Lion Country Safari, would you like to come"? "It's more fun to watch the Lion's while you're high, have a (date rape dug laced) beer." Push him out in front of lions, tigers or bears.

But in either case if people know you were the last person seen with him that could trigger an investigation and you can't clean the blood out of the tub good enough for that glowing chemical they use to detect blood not to detect. Criminals don't usually take things like this into consideration and that's why they get caught.

[ilovechronic]

grow up and move out.
Luminol^

[uiy23500]

Here's something else you could do:

Research about alien abductions and take your buddy on a vacation to a cabin in the woods you can rent at best, or a hotel in the worse alien abduction area you can find.

Don't use a proxy or anything and use the faggot's credit card to put up a website called stopalienabductions.org. Use the phone line to connect to an internet connect also bought with the guy's cc or use a hotspot. On the website, say you are raising money to teach the public how to build super lasers to shoot down alien crafts since the government wont do anything about them and talk about how evil you think alien are and shit. For good measure use the hotel address complete with room number in the Who Is profile for the domain registration. Or at least use the his cell phone number and turn in on and hide it - so the aliens can trace the signal. Just make sure the battery is fully charged and the ringer volume is turned all the way down. Tell him you're mother got sick and you have to go visit her in the hospital and tell him to enjoy the vacation alone. Make sure you get out long before sundown!

[Vox Ducis]

Write a letter to a fringe fundamentalist group in his name, stating they are all inbred ; that's why they should marry their daughters with Blacks. Also, tell them you're going to burn their church because priest are molesting children, and so on.

They should be angry and help you getting rid of this faggot.

[meta]

Sit your roommate down and explain to him that you need your rest?

[Vox Ducis]

Originally Posted by meta

Sit your roommate down and explain to him that you need your rest?

Wake up, you're in Bad Ideas !!!