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Is there anyway to accomplish this? God, I see so many fucking hawt chicks walking around when I drive places, but obviously if I stop my car and try to pick them up they will think I'm like crazy or something.

Is there anyway to successfully pick up a random chick that you spot on the street? Ya ya, talk n shit. I guess I'm mainly asking how to break the ice in such a situation, thats the only part I'm having trouble with.

I mean if your introduced by friends, or meet in a bar or party, its damn easy to break the ice, but just spotting random chicks and breaking the ice is difficult for me. Especially while driving, because then I have to pull over, which looks sketchy.

Has anyone managed to pick up a chick from the side of the road (who isn't hitch hiking)? Any advice? (Don't suggest horn honking ).

Note: I don't look like a serial killer or rapist. I think that element is crucial if this has any chance of working.
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:17 PM
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Ok I thought of a potential idea. Its simple, and non threatening. Basically, I'd keep a pre rolled joint in the car. If I spot a hot girl walking down the street, I can drive a head a block or two park the car, and spark up. When the chick walks by, offer to burn her. That way, she doesn't think some random dude just spotted on her the street and started following her, and it gives her some incentive to get to know me. After the joint ask for her number and see if wants to hang out some time.

Thats one idea.

Unfortunately its not a very good one, although its the best I've thought of so far.

E: Improvement: Bring a female friend along for the ride if you can find a girl whos willing. Girls are much more inclined to get into a strangers car if there is another girl already in it.
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Some guys with the warm personality or something park somewhere and actually walk down the street where there are a lot of people and actually talk to people. That's not me but some can do it: is that person you? Stopping your car beside a girl or shouting out the window is more for anti-social freaks.
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:18 PM
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Why not just not smoke a joint, then when she walks by, start talking to her? If you look good, it'll work.
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:20 PM
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Why not just not smoke a joint, then when she walks by, start talking to her? If you look good, it'll work.
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Some guys with the warm personality or something park somewhere and actually walk down the street where there are a lot of people and actually talk to people. That's not me but some can do it: is that person you? Stopping your car beside a girl or shouting out the window is more for anti-social freaks.
I'm not quite that guy who can strike up a convo with anyone, but I'm also not an anti social retard. Obviously screaming out the window or blaring the horn isn't going to get any pussy.
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Also, a lot of the girls I've seen were walking dogs. I have a cute dog. Maybe I could put him in the car, drive till I spot a chick, go ahead a little ways, park the car, and then start walking my dog towards the chick.

I think this is my best idea so far. I could also bring a joint along and incorporate it into the plan as well.
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:24 PM
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Dogs are golden. It would help if the two dogs hit it off together first. Hard to talk when you're both shouting at your dogs.
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You could hit them with the car and make it look like an accident. Then while they are hurt you run over to save them. Definitely heroic.
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:30 PM
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Dogs are golden. It would help if the two dogs hit it off together first. Hard to talk when you're both shouting at your dogs.
My dog is a total babe magnet. If I can't break the ice with him then I don't deserve that cunny.

But anyways, although this is a good idea, and I might test it out, most of the time I see hot chicks on the street, I do not have dog with me (on my lunch hour and way home from work). So I need to think of another plan that can be incorporated into my daily schedule.

I also don't really like the idea of driving around looking for hot chicks too much. If I could think of a way to break the ice without the use of a puppy... It would be way more practical.

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What? Too busy on these long Summer evenings? All tied up on the weekend?
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:40 PM
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Where do you live? That can have a lot to do with my suggestions, but I have been able to pick up a few girl random girls just off the street.

I live by the water, actually I'm about 5 minutes from some nice beaches. Due to this in the summer many of the good looking girls in the area walk around with their bathing suits on under their clothes. So the first time I picked girls up like this I was with a friend, we were on our way to the beach you know driving down the road, had some good music blasting and passed these two cute girls walking on the road. It was a backroad so the speed limit was 25mph and we passed them at a semi-slow pace got a good look at them and decided we wanted them to come. So I hit the breaks, put my car in reverse and slowly backed up to them. To save you from the whole conversation we basically broke the ice with something along the lines of "hey, you two look like you really want to go to the beach and we just happen to be heading that way" We exchanged names and stuff, and after about 10 minutes of talking the four of us were on our way to the Beach.


I guess if you get anything out of that, it is to have a destination in mind that you can bring the girl you pick up to... and don't make it seem like you went out with the plan in mind to pick up random girls. And whatever you do don't be afraid to try and break the ice with whatever you can. Most girls, like the ones I used in an example were far more flustered than we were when they realized two random guys actually had the confidence to come and ask them to the Beach. Most girls will actually like it, its Unique and that what a lot of girls look for in guys. Atleast thats the conclusion i have come to lol. hope this helps you a bit
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[quote=The Greek;2050100]Ok I thought of a potential idea. Its simple, and non threatening. Basically, I'd keep a pre rolled joint in the car. If I spot a hot girl walking down the street, I can drive a head a block or two park the car, and spark up. When the chick walks by, offer to burn her. That way, she doesn't think some random dude just spotted on her the street and started following her, and it gives her some incentive to get to know me. After the joint ask for her number and see if wants to hang out some time.

Thats one idea.

Unfortunately its not a very good one, although its the best I've thought of so far.

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My friend tried this when we were both in the car, and it was like 2 AM

He actually got mad when this chick said no. Some people...
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:13 PM
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Where do you live? That can have a lot to do with my suggestions, but I have been able to pick up a few girl random girls just off the street.

I live by the water, actually I'm about 5 minutes from some nice beaches. Due to this in the summer many of the good looking girls in the area walk around with their bathing suits on under their clothes. So the first time I picked girls up like this I was with a friend, we were on our way to the beach you know driving down the road, had some good music blasting and passed these two cute girls walking on the road. It was a backroad so the speed limit was 25mph and we passed them at a semi-slow pace got a good look at them and decided we wanted them to come. So I hit the breaks, put my car in reverse and slowly backed up to them. To save you from the whole conversation we basically broke the ice with something along the lines of "hey, you two look like you really want to go to the beach and we just happen to be heading that way" We exchanged names and stuff, and after about 10 minutes of talking the four of us were on our way to the Beach.


I guess if you get anything out of that, it is to have a destination in mind that you can bring the girl you pick up to... and don't make it seem like you went out with the plan in mind to pick up random girls. And whatever you do don't be afraid to try and break the ice with whatever you can. Most girls, like the ones I used in an example were far more flustered than we were when they realized two random guys actually had the confidence to come and ask them to the Beach. Most girls will actually like it, its Unique and that what a lot of girls look for in guys. Atleast thats the conclusion i have come to lol. hope this helps you a bit
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:15 PM
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This might have worked in the 1970s, but today it is a good way to get reported to the police.
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I usually just roll down the window and say "babe". works every now and again.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:21 PM
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Friends have picked up many girls this weekend just cruising down the beach, people in the truck box drinking asking girls to come down to the cabin on the private beach. I'd say when I was with them 1/5 hopped in. (keep in mind, some have may their own plans at the time) Not often on their own, but 3 or 4 packs would hop in and come party.
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I've had guys stop their car or pull over to talk to me. I don't think its creepy at all. If it were nighttime and the street were completely empty yeah I'd probably freak out. One thing I also don't like is when a guy and/or his friend slow down and drive next to me while I'm walking trying to get my attention or say things to me. I won't even acknowledge that.
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I've had guys stop their car or pull over to talk to me. I don't think its creepy at all. If it were nighttime and the street were completely empty yeah I'd probably freak out. One thing I also don't like is when a guy and/or his friend slow down and drive next to me while I'm walking trying to get my attention or say things to me. I won't even acknowledge that.
So you demand they actually park and stop the car before you'll chat them up? Interesting.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:46 PM
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Depends on your car.

If you are driving this you wouldn't even have to stop, girls would be trying to jump in whether you want it or not:

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So you demand they actually park and stop the car before you'll chat them up? Interesting.
Its just awkward for some guy to be driving slowly next to you, yelling. That kind of thing doesn't get taken seriously. You do something like that to a jogger with no shirt, even then you just whistle and gtfo. A foot on the brake is all I ask. Pull off to the side, get my attention. If I were trying to pick up a cutie on the street I'd do him the same courtesy.
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I drive a volvo s40

Its an awesome car, but it don't look to flashy.
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Its just awkward for some guy to be driving slowly next to you, yelling. That kind of thing doesn't get taken seriously. You do something like that to a jogger with no shirt, even then you just whistle and gtfo. A foot on the brake is all I ask. Pull off to the side, get my attention. If I were trying to pick up a cutie on the street I'd do him the same courtesy.
What would be a good opening line in such a situation?
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What would be a good opening line in such a situation?


Introduce yourself to start...

"Hey, how's it going?" ...
"I've seen you around here a few times, I've been meaning to ask you your name" ...
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"Hey, how's it going?" ... "I've seen you around here a few times, I've been meaning to ask you your name"
That last line is just creepy since this chick has never seen me before. It will give off a stalker vibe.
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That last line is just creepy since this chick has never seen me before. It will give off a stalker vibe.
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I've had guys stop their car or pull over to talk to me. I don't think its creepy at all. If it were nighttime and the street were completely empty yeah I'd probably freak out. One thing I also don't like is when a guy and/or his friend slow down and drive next to me while I'm walking trying to get my attention or say things to me. I won't even acknowledge that.
yep, sounds like fayetteville.
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That last line is just creepy since this chick has never seen me before. It will give off a stalker vibe.
So what? She might just totally ignore you too... You're thinking wayyy too much, lmao.

It's not a very difficult to approach women, just have some balls and a bit of suave. Shit, I've seen my little brother, 0 skills, pick up a girl before.

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What would be a good opening line in such a situation?
Usually they'd just say something like you're cute what's your name, where are you from blah blah blah, ask if they can get my number. Not too often they'd try to make something up (hey you look familiar or do you know how to get to ___) and then ask my name, say I'm pretty, ask if I would want to do something later, ask to get the number. Its all pretty standard.

Now actually getting them in your car I don't know. If they're walking around somewhere there's a possibility she might be doing something already. Regardless any girl who's willing to get in the car with a stranger who just pulls up to them is either really drunk or really bored. She will or she won't. Basically I think if she's willing to get in the car with you right away like that its not going to take a lot of effort. Probably would seem safer to someone looking for fun if you had other people with you.

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I was walking to Disneyland with a really pretty friend, and all the sudden this car pulled up with these guys (too young for her, but my age) and the driver started talking to her and was like "you're so damn pretty, will you please oh please go out and have some chinese food with us!?"
It was really random, and she was with us (two ugly girls lol) and they were too young, but if I was her I would have gone for it lol
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neat little story you just told.^
anyway, any girl willing to get in the car with a stranger is either fucking stupid or has VD.
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yep, sounds like fayetteville.
LOL it has happened here but the whole time I've been in this city I've been married.
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So then, the joint smoking, the car riding, the timing, all of that.

Just walk down the street and look her in the eyes and say the first thing that comes to mind.

Something vulgar? Irrelevant? Taste-less?

Then try again next week after reviewing your situation and what you're doing in life, and what you're intentions are for this situation.

If you clarify, and then align with the mutually beneficial solution, you will have no problem speaking to anyone.
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Drive by her and wolf whistle
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The only way I could see you accomplishing this is if you looked like this guy:


Otherwise it's virtually impossible to pick up random girls that aren't prostitutes or crack whores.

I once saw some girls standing by the road signaling that they wanted to hitchhike. I pulled over and asked them if they needed a ride. They said "No. Kaythnksbye." That pissed me the fuck off.
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Default Re: Picking up random ass bitches on the street while driving?

Be like "Hey whats up!?" Then when she looks at you be like "Oh I though you were someone else sorry" See how it goes from there.
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