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Old 08-08-2010, 08:29 AM
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I am doing my stats assignment and it is possibly the least stressful assignment I have ever done. I google terms, then google "R term", then sometimes I go help(function) in R, and everything is really clear.

I can't believe that you can get paid to analyse data for people. That's awesome.

Fuck maybe I should major in Stats & Maths instead of Chemistry & Maths. I could still swing it. That way I could do post grad and prove that white people are awesome with statistics.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:31 AM
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All I can think about is how hilarious this would sound in your accent.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:51 AM
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New Zealanders wrote R, which according to Wikipedia, "has become a de facto standard among statisticians for the development of statistical software,[4][5] and is widely used for statistical software development and data analysis.[5]".
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:56 AM
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Rabbitweed is an Aucklander, and therefore a chav
btw, you'd be lucky if you found something you like and are good at, at such a young age ( assuming you are young, most Zokletians are ), especially something like stats, because that's good money considering it's in high demand.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:23 AM
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Rabbitweed is an Aucklander, and therefore a chav
btw, you'd be lucky if you found something you like and are good at, at such a young age ( assuming you are young, most Zokletians are ), especially something like stats, because that's good money considering it's in high demand.
I'm 22, so that's youngish.

God damn, in the last half an hour I have been called a protestant, and an Aucklander.

Where do people get their info?
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:48 AM
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I'm 22, so that's youngish.

God damn, in the last half an hour I have been called a protestant, and an Aucklander.

Where do people get their info?
google
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:16 AM
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Yeah it's awesome work, I have a degree in industrial engineering and did some engineering stats. We can basically look at some process parameters and use heuristics like control charts or more complex methods like multiple regression to see how "capable" a process is measure stability. There's also sampling techniques that you can use to improve processes by design of experiments.

Here's a handbook that you can read over:
http://www.itl.nist.gov/div898/handbook/

If math and stats is what you're into you should look into an industrial engineering degree. It basically allows you to work in any industry.

Anyway BC is chill and all but I'd appreciate more of these types of threads in my forum.
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:44 AM
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New Zealanders wrote R, which according to Wikipedia, "has become a de facto standard among statisticians for the development of statistical software,[4][5] and is widely used for statistical software development and data analysis.[5]".
Australians invented the Victa mower.
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:53 AM
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and the wine bag...
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:37 AM
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Anyway BC is chill and all but I'd appreciate more of these types of threads in my forum.
Really? I wrote it quite retardedly. But sure move it if you want.
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:46 AM
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I'm 22, so that's youngish.

God damn, in the last half an hour I have been called a protestant, and an Aucklander.

Where do people get their info?
I got my info on you from 007GS
He's an Australian who hates New Zealanders with a passion.
He's been going around different forums spreading false info about you.
I would take this up with him if I were you.
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I got my info on you from 007GS
He's an Australian who hates New Zealanders with a passion.
He's been going around different forums spreading false info about you.
I would take this up with him if I were you.
What false info? All Kiwis have intercourse with sheep.
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:53 AM
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Fun fact; the first time I ever heard about people fucking sheep was when I was on holiday in Australia at age 11.

Just shows to go you the sheep-shagging thing is just perverted convicts projecting their desires onto another country.
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Fun fact; the first time I ever heard about people fucking sheep was when I was on holiday in Australia at age 11.

Just shows to go you the sheep-shagging thing is just perverted convicts projecting their desires onto another country.
Trolled into oblivion.
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Hey rabbitweed, does it get annoying having to fight back the Uruk-hai every other week?
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Old 08-09-2010, 04:12 AM
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rabbitweed, why are you so useless?
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