Childhood memories.

[Green Lantern]

Age 3: Fell off a small cliff. Blacked out on impact. When I wake much later I find my face is covered in blood. Appearantly I'd rolled down a hill covered in prickly bushes.

Age 3. Christmas morning: I just got the glow-in-the-dark Ghostbusters ghost-trap. It really opens when you stepped on the pedal. I'm so excited.

Age 7-ish: I just jumped off the swing in some bizarre way that landed me face down facing the swing set. I know my left wrist is fractured again because it feels the same as it did when I fell off that horse a couple years earlier. I'm in too much pain to speak. I can barely get the words "arm...broke" out. Some smartass kid says "Oh, he probably just fractured it." That made me mad.

[Mantikore]

in 2nd grade all the boys in my grade would have a brawl every day in the giant sandpit at the back of the school where the teachers couldnt see. our school was quite large (the grass area was larger than a football field) and i used to always go for this kid called Zack, because he always wore tight shorts. i then get smashed by a huge pacific islander dude

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

I jumped out of a tree and caught my ear on a branch. It was all bleeding n shit.

[Drusus]

Father Richards, how could you?!

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

...I've got nothing. I've only realised it just now. It's a little sad, actually.

[ytter_man]

Two of my best childhood friends were these sisters who lived across the street from me. They had an older brother who was retarded, he even looked like a stereotypical mongoloid.

We used to climb trees to hide from him. Later on he got molested by a pedo.

[Frank]

Originally Posted by Green Lantern

Age5:I asked my mother for my afternoon waffle feast and she threw a liquor bottle at my head and gave me a concussion

Ha.

6:Fell down a flight of really old wooden stares.

7 or 8:Saw batman and robin. I have been suicidal ever since

12:My friends and I make a daily habit of walking to this old sewer pond and throwing rocks in it. One day a large rock is thrown too close to shore and everyone gets covered in old stagnant human sewage. This is the year when I took this asshole kids brand new 80 dollar science text book from school and threw it in the very shit hole(now there are about 10-15 houses where this shit pond used to be)

13:Almost get my ass beat on several occasions for throwing glow sticks and large gobs of wet paper at cars. This was also when my friends and I discovered the wallet game. We'd sit in my friends second story window with a wallet tied to a fishing pole. We'd place the wallet in the road and when cars would stop to pick it up we'd reel it in. We did this with purse as well.

[molotov in the mornin]

all my childhood has been morphed into one time frame where I can't really tell my age and alot of shit is forgotten

but I do remember watching terminator, batman, secret of the ooze and robocop at my babysitters place when I was 5. That family was quite fucked up its hard to tell what the relation to each other was.

I remember my dad throwing chinese food at my mom and my dad banging my head into a wall.

going to NB to see my moms family

my aunts funeral featuring bikers on one side and doctors on the other

blah blah blah u r not teh rapist