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Old 08-10-2010, 04:04 AM
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after I choke her out
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:06 AM
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why does she say rorry pop instead of lolly pop, fuckin ho...annoying as shit, id titty bang her, maybe...her face is busted.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:09 AM
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Why choke her out? At least she's a white girl acting asian instead of it being a white girl acting black like alot of the dumb broads running around nowadays.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:12 AM
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She's adorable.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:13 AM
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Yeah but her voice sounds very annoying.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:13 AM
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She has gorgeous eyes.

But I fucking hate anime-tards.

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Old 08-10-2010, 04:15 AM
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Why choke her out? At least she's a white girl acting asian instead of it being a white girl acting black like alot of the dumb broads running around nowadays.
you bring up a good point there. I certainly do hate niggers and nigger lovers more than even the worst of.....what ever the fuck category shed be under
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:21 AM
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She looks fat at first glance but then you realize it's just her huge juggs.




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Old 08-10-2010, 04:24 AM
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She looks fat at first glance but then you realize it's just her huge juggs.




naw shes fat....those legs are not thin...she just has some shape...she's still chubbers....

also, no mention of hab....impressed.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:26 AM
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i like asian girls.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:26 AM
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they don't even have the R sound in the japanese language.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:30 AM
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I'd hit it.


With my sausage
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:00 AM
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Her voice is so annoying and her cutesy attitude is repulsive, but my god those tits are gracious and her eyes just scream "choke me hard."
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:42 AM
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All that candy is going to go straight to her tits....
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:50 AM
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All that eye make up . . . .

Makes me want to make her cry.
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:52 AM
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All that candy is going to go straight to her tits....
Yeah, tits that big probably gonna dun plumb get the cancers.

Plus, you can tell by her build and lack of tone that she's gonna explode into a giant baloon when she hits 30.

All I can really conclude is that when people like her drink coffee, I really really don't wanna be anywhere in the general vicinity. Little spunky milk maids get fucking nutty on ups. NUTTY I SAY!

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Old 08-10-2010, 06:31 AM
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WOW AN AVERAGE GIRL WITH LOADS OF MAKE UP AND BIG BREASTS excuse me while I masturbate vigorously
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:10 AM
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I fapped.

2 times.....
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:37 AM
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WOW AN AVERAGE GIRL WITH LOADS OF MAKE UP AND BIG BREASTS excuse me while I masturbate vigorously
And you told me you weren't obsessed with sex!

Yea, the chick is average, overdoes her makeup and is annoying at best with her enthusiasm for her interest in Japanese confectionary.
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:07 AM
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she sounds annoying as hell
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:20 PM
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I would love to degrade her. I wonder how she would like to review products with my product leaking from her anus and down her legs.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:25 PM
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I know you guys all loved that 1:59 angle.
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:31 PM
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haha, rorripop
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:47 PM
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I know you guys all loved that 1:59 angle.
ill see your 1:59 and raise you 2:27
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:09 PM
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I will see that 2:27 and raise you a 1:58 in this one (different vid).

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Old 08-10-2010, 09:10 PM
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Weeaboo + Camwhore =

This girl looks attractive and all, but her weeaboo nature is making her look retarded. Her whole demeanor is really annoying. She's trying hard to please her youtube fans. lawl

I like her cute/scene Japanese look, but honestly wtf.

Sorry, no obligatory comments about her bewbz.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:38 PM
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Why the fuck does she deem herself so important as to actually believe we give a flying fuck about her going to the fucking mall? I mean, what the fuck? And it ain't just her, it's Youboob in general!

And why the hell would you read completely English words with a fake Japanese accent?! She needs some slapping with my correctional rod.

My cock, that is.

Can someone loop 2:23 to 2:25 pl0x?
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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Whatever.. she makes my dick happy too.. and I also like Japan. Let the big-titted chick do her thing. I saw her on cracked a while back and felt the urge to see some more of.. her also, LOLz.
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:06 PM
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id titty bang her
Why? Something I never saw the appeal of.

And can't stand people who are obsessed with Japanese culture. Their artwork sucks.
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if I could find the video of the australian girl stripping and she's all like "thank you mikeeeeee" in the beginning...that shit was off the CHAIN. *goes to scour youtube*
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:43 PM
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Old 08-11-2010, 12:54 AM
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You guys are all full of shit, if she walked up to you and asked if she could suck your dick you would all explode in your pants... "tiny things are minxy"!
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I'll fuck the slut then cum up in her mouth...I'LL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT I'M AN AMERICAN!
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You guys are all full of shit, if she walked up to you and asked if she could suck your dick you would all explode in your pants... "tiny things are minxy"!
Well yeah sure, you wouldn't say no to a blow job from her. I wouldn't want to spend any time around her if she was acting like that though.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:05 AM
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I

think i just fell in love with her titties

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She talks like a retard, has an annoying voice, and bathes in swimwear. Initial -5/10, but the tits boost her to a 7/10
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:31 AM
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She's kind of fat if you look at her myspace or facebook photos. Super cute face though, and attitude. Still, You fuckin fail.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:46 AM
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I'm not seeing this fat you guys are talking about, all i see is massive tits
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Those tits are most likely hidious when not in a brah...

Would still hit it though.. with a brick. Then dumb somewhere.. Goddamn she is repulsive
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She's adorable.
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