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Old 08-25-2010, 10:29 PM
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**Story Help**

Let's say hypothetically, my sister went out with a man who lied about his virginity. He told her he was a virgin, but wasn't, and in the process passed her a sexually transmitted disease. After being contacted by her, he ignored it and called her a hoar. In addition to this, he's still sexually active with other girls. Yes, it's their choice to have sex, and partially their fault, but he is a liar and withholds his problem.

Now hypothetically, lets say I have the ability to get his drink spiked, or similar. Me and my friend, who's also a great friend of hers, dealt with him physically already. Now lets say however, I wanted to get him knocked out cold (as in he will wake up and never remember what happened).

I then want to proceed to use an object to scar "coward"or "Walking STD" on his back, and then dump his body in a safe location.

What would be the best means of safely going about completely knocking him out so he can't remember anything, and then cleanly making a permanent scar on his body? I may sound savage, but I really don't want anyone killed (though I wouldn't care less, but I'm not trying to have a murder on my hands, lol)

This is all a hypothetical situation for a short story I'm writing.

**edit**

Now hypothetically, I actually have the ability to get him in my house, with just us. He's savage, but also a pussy who is a sucker for emotional bondings (if that makes sense). Now I'm certain if I asked him over to have a "man-to-man" conversation about what he's doing he would come. At this point I have the ability to do anything that's quick and effective in knocking him out completely. I will then have to steal his parked car and leave both of them in a safe location. I need this scar to be deep enough to leave a lasting, hopefully permanent impression. Ideally, I would make the cut so clean that he won't even notice it till he, or someone else, looks at his back. I can in fact use his own car and drop him back at his own house, after he's marked.

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Old 08-25-2010, 10:44 PM
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Claw hammer.
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:46 PM
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GHB, buy it on the street or make it.
Slip it into their drink, and BAM!
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:47 PM
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:47 PM
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Default Re: Best, easy to get, way to knock someone out completely.

Your best bet is chloroform. If you can't make that appear, then seroquil or other prescription sleep aid... Just research the hell out of downers or you risk him waking up or permanently putting him down.

This is however a very bad idea.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:06 PM
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Default Re: Best, easy to get, way to knock someone out completely.

1. Spike his drink somehow
2. After you inconspicuously get him to a "safehouse", gather strong ass glue and glue metal letters that spell out "coward" or "Walking STD".
3. Dump him.
4. Wait for him to get surgery.
5. He gets a scar from the surgery.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:11 PM
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Rig his car exhaust to his bedroom.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:14 PM
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Default Re: Best, easy to get, way to knock someone out completely.

Also branding would probably be the most efficient way of marking him for life. STD wouldn't be hard to spell. If you get caught for shit like this, you could be facing up to life if it fucks up.
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Old 08-26-2010, 03:16 AM
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Drugging people with drugs its likey to kill them or not work. Hitting him over the head same deal, you might kill the bastard. Give him an insane dose of datura or a powerful psychedelic and hes likely to fuck himself up and you might screw him up in the head for a while.
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Old 08-26-2010, 03:22 AM
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LOL, what are you planning to do, use a homemade branding iron to engrave the words "I am fag" in to his forehead? Because I find that to be fucking hilarious. Dude, just burn his house down.
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Is it a life threatening STD? shoot him in the face
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