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If asked about buying large amounts of poppy seeds regularly whats a legitimate excuse? Right now I'd say I'm using them to make poppy seed cakes but could you really use 500g a week in poppy seed cakes? The reason I don't wanna go to other stores is because this particular health food store is the only place I know that sells unwashed seeds but I go in there and buy 500g once a week.
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Say you're in art school and tell them you're using them to make arty shit with them.
Art students are weird fuckers so noone questions them.
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Herbal soaps. It acts as an exfoliant. I've used that excuse successfully before. I say I sell it online.

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Herbal soaps. It acts as an exfoliant. I've used that excuse successfully before. I say I sell it online.

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Thanks for informing me about their exfoliant properties, thats a good one. How do people use them as an exfoliant? If they take a bath in the shit then thats perfect. Either way using poppy seeds as an exfoliant must require a shitload of seeds.

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???

You've never used a body soap with little pieces of things in it, like Axe Snake Peel? They're supposed abrade away pieces of dead/nasty skin, or something.

You probably wouldn't need much at all, at least not per bottle. I'd say half a cup at most, but that's a complete guess off the top of my head. Making it in quantity, though, is reason for purchasing as many seeds as you could conceivably find in a supermarket.

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Unless it's a LEO questioning you, tell them to fuck off and sell you the god damn seeds.
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Getting high is a legitimate reason!
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I just buy them on ebay. They can get pretty cheap there.
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You run an online bakery from your house.

selling poppy seed muffins, blueberry, banana nut muffins, etc and ship around the united states.

print up a fake company letterhead like BlahBlah's Homemade Bakin' Goods or some shit

or fake website or business card or hell don't even bother, just say you bake shit

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I use my poppy pods to make beautiful wreaths
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oh shit, seeds not pods lol. I use my seeds as glitter for art.
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Unless it's a LEO questioning you, tell them to fuck off and sell you the god damn seeds.
Word.

Id be surprised if anyone actually questioned you about it. As long as you pay for the shit they should just be gad that you're giving them business.

Where are you getting them and how much are you paying btw? I have been totally unsuccessful in finding bulk (esp unwashed) poppy seeds in stores.
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what are you doing with the seeds? planting or doing some sot of extraction?
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what are you doing with the seeds? planting or doing some sot of extraction?
Poppy seeds come from the pods of opium producing poppy plants. When they are harvested they still have minuscule amounts of dried opium latex on the seeds if they are unwashed. So if one were to wash them in warm water and save the water, one would be left with a nice tea full of opium to drink.
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is this more economical than just using poppy pods or what?
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Unless it's a LEO questioning you, tell them to fuck off and sell you the god damn seeds.
That.

I have walked out carrying 3 or 4 half kilo bags before and haven't had the teenager at the counter blink an eye. It's not illegal (yet), so whats the problem?
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Where are you getting them and how much are you paying btw? I have been totally unsuccessful in finding bulk (esp unwashed) poppy seeds in stores.
Look in the natural food section. I get 1lb bags for like $2.50.

Also, a good method is to approach the bakery manager and ask to buy a few pounds (having a good excuse helps...I can't imagine anyone going out of their way to help someone who's saying "Shut the fuck up and sell me the seeds!"). Usually that manager will say no, but get their name and wait until the end of their workday.

Call up the highest ranking manager for the night shift. Say you spoke with so-and-so earlier in the day, and they said it would be no problem to sell you five pounds of seeds. Usually with a little bitching, they'll cave and sell you the seeds. It helps to throw around words like "dishonesty," "poor customer service," etc, and to talk about how you just had to drive 45min each way to get there.

I've done this successfully several times, but it doesn't work at the same place more than once.

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Interesting side note, my local grocery store stopped carrying the 1lb bags, because my friends and I kept buying them out as soon as they'd arrive. All the other chains in the state still carry them.

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Word.

Id be surprised if anyone actually questioned you about it. As long as you pay for the shit they should just be gad that you're giving them business.

Where are you getting them and how much are you paying btw? I have been totally unsuccessful in finding bulk (esp unwashed) poppy seeds in stores.
Yeah you're right, they don't seem to care why I'm buying them. Last time I went in I cleared the shelf and got the lady to get more in the storage room, she came back out with a box and I told her to gimme the lot. All she asked me was "do you like them?". I'm not getting much, they sell them in 50g packs and they are $1.20 a pack but 600g of this particular brand is enough to cause an OD. I woke up to take a piss last night and I was still stoned. You have to go to health food stores and ethnic food stores. In the health food stores look for Australian brands.

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Interesting side note, my local grocery store stopped carrying the 1lb bags, because my friends and I kept buying them out as soon as they'd arrive. All the other chains in the state still carry them.

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Yeah this is the kinda thing I wanna avoid. I only know 1 place that sells unwashed seeds so far. I've been searching google maps for health food stores and ethnic food stores yesterday so I have a bit list of them now and I'm gonna go to every store on the list and see what kinda seeds they're selling. Ordering them over the net isn't a bad idea either.
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It's not illegal (yet), so whats the problem?
Theres no problem, I just wanna keep it that way. As long as no ignorant retards find out that people use this for recreational purposes, then there will be no ignorant retards trying to get it banned.

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Interesting side note, my local grocery store stopped carrying the 1lb bags, because my friends and I kept buying them out as soon as they'd arrive. All the other chains in the state still carry them.

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I just found out this store is a chain store with branches all over the city. They're spread out in all the suburbs but fuck it, its worth doing some travelling for unwashed seeds
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how many grams of seeds would ne substantial for a 20mg oc buzz?
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how many grams of seeds would ne substantial for a 20mg oc buzz?
I've never done OC but 400g is enough to get a buzz similar to smoking a point and a half of decent quality heroin. Thats saying a lot. Dilaudids barely do shit to me and could never compare to heroin. I think its the combination of all the different alkaloids on top of the morphine that makes opium and heroin effect me much stronger than pure semi synthetics.
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Interesting side note, my local grocery store stopped carrying the 1lb bags, because my friends and I kept buying them out as soon as they'd arrive. All the other chains in the state still carry them.

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Did they catch on to why you were buying them and just decide to avoid the potential liability? Because "We're selling too many of these" isnt usually a reason for a business to stop stocking something.

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is this more economical than just using poppy pods or what?
Not really, but they are completely legal (unlike pods, which are more of a grey area thing) and available at your local health food store (apparently).

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how many grams of seeds would ne substantial for a 20mg oc buzz?
If youre still at the point where 20mg of OC will do it for you then be VERY careful with seed/pod tea.

Basically, to safely get a dose close to 20mg of OC you should take whatever dose someone else tells you here, and cut it in half. Prepare that much tea, then drink half of that. Wait at least a full hour, and then titrate up slowly from there if you need to.

The danger is that people tend to underestimate it because it doesnt seem like it would be a very strong drug since you can buy it otc at a grocery store. That, coupled with the fact that it (like any opiate taken orally) will take a while to kick in fully, can easily cause someone to dose too heavily because "its not working".

Then, once it does kick in, the novice suddenly has way more dope in his system than he can handle, he ODs and dies, his parents find him layng dead next to an open bag of poppy seeds with zoklet open in his browser, they go crazy with grief and write to their congressman along with every local news agency they can reach, and suddenly I cant even buy a goddamn poppy seed bagel without a photo ID, much less enjoy a cup of poppy tea to sooth away the WDs.

Also keep in mind that every brand has a different strength, and every shipment within that brand will be different, as will every cup full within that shipment. So go SLOW.
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ha well i dot live with my parents but i appreciate it. 20 mg oc probably wouldnt do it or me now but thats what i just like to compare shit too. ive been taking around 50mg hydro though and that does well.
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Did they catch on to why you were buying them and just decide to avoid the potential liability? Because "We're selling too many of these" isnt usually a reason for a business to stop stocking something.
That was my implication, yes.

It's a small town, so it wasn't hard to see that it was the same four or five people buying all of the seeds within a day of new shipments arriving.

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That was my implication, yes.

It's a small town, so it wasn't hard to see that it was the same four or five people buying all of the seeds within a day of new shipments arriving.

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If you make a list of places that sell unwashed seeds in a city you can stock up on a months supply in a day. I don't even have a car at the moment I just use public transport and can still stock up a fair bit in a day. I only started this yesterday though so I'm still finding out where they all are.
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