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Old 08-27-2010, 03:21 AM
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Yesterday she asked me to "save my sperm the next time I jack off in a dixie cup" so she can taste it, because apparently her little fucking WHORE friends at school were talking about what it tastes like and now she's curious if she'll like the taste. She is getting on my god damn nerves about it! Not only is it creepy, but it's getting annoying, every time I get up to go to the bathroom or something, she asks me "are you going to do it?"

I'm about ready to just go jack off in the cup already so she can get this obsession out of her head. I wonder if I could eat something like asparagus to make it taste really bad so she'll think twice before she goes to suck boys dicks. God public schools have gone to shit.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:25 AM
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Definitely give her some ipecac.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:26 AM
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wait till she's asleep like 4am sleep

coordinate it just right

slam your dick down her throat at the same time shoving a thumb up her ass



when she wakes up gurgling, yell "SWALLOW IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP"
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:26 AM
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Default Re: My little sister wants to know what sperm tastes like

Just make sugar water or saline or some mix of a similar consistency to sperm but make sure it tastes fairly disgusting. Of course, you could just go the extra mile and tell her to suck your dick or no deal. In any case, you should probably post pics of your sister so we can tell you whether that would be a good idea.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:28 AM
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:34 AM
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GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:36 AM
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I LOL'd so hard at the thread title. hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

But seriously, post pics of your sister.

And of course you know damn well what you have to do. Stick it in her mouth and cum inside it. Simple as that man.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:39 AM
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GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.
she's almost 14. i'm not going to fuck her, jesus christ. and i'm not providing a pic either because...i wouldn't feel right. i posted one once months back..maybe it was even on totse, so if you didn't see what she looked like then, then oh well.

i do like the idea of making fake sperm for her to taste. maybe with some toothpaste...or just mayonnaise and a ridiculous amount of salt, watered down a bit.
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:43 AM
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where she at? she can taste mine
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Yesterday she asked me to "save my sperm the next time I jack off in a dixie cup" so she can taste it, because apparently her little fucking WHORE friends at school were talking about what it tastes like and now she's curious if she'll like the taste. She is getting on my god damn nerves about it! Not only is it creepy, but it's getting annoying, every time I get up to go to the bathroom or something, she asks me "are you going to do it?"

I'm about ready to just go jack off in the cup already so she can get this obsession out of her head. I wonder if I could eat something like asparagus to make it taste really bad so she'll think twice before she goes to suck boys dicks. God public schools have gone to shit.
if i were you this is what i would have focused on
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:44 AM
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Old 08-27-2010, 03:53 AM
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No pics = Didn't happen


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Old 08-27-2010, 03:55 AM
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The truth:

Your sister is smoking hot and you want to fuck the shit out of her, but you never really had the urges to actually do it. However, after she asks you the question of what sperm tastes like, you get an instant boner and want to fuck her. Then you make this thread basically asking if its okay for you to cum inside her mouth.

Just do it man. If she is hot and she wants sperm, than give it to her.

Think about it this way...your sister is a slut or is about to become one. Why not be the first man...um...boy to break her in? Why the fuck would you make this thread in the first place if you didnt want to fuck her?

Oh, and post a pic of her!
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:10 AM
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God public schools have gone to shit.
She's 14 and you think this is a strange discussion? Come on... I don't mean all girls that age talk about what sperm tastes like, but since sex is going to be a topic that comes up fairly often, I'm sure this might come up too.

That's what I would say if this topic was serious. But since it's not, jizz in a cup, add sugar, and tell her most guys sperm doesn't taste that sweet.
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:15 AM
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:37 AM
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:44 AM
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:44 AM
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The Bleh guide to making this awesome

1. jizz in dixie cup
2. put LSD in jizz cup
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:51 AM
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This has to be bullshit.. but I'll feed the troll.. tell your parents and then they'll lock her up and/or beat the retarded out of her. Maybe skip the whole part about you to save her further shame.
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:54 AM
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This has to be bullshit.. but I'll feed the troll.. tell your parents and then they'll lock her up and/or beat the retarded out of her. Maybe skip the whole part about you to save her further shame.
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:56 AM
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ya eat nothing but really nasty food, lots of asparagus and what not with really strong odors...so she'll never wanna suck cock when she gets older...creepy as shit tho that shes asking u....yall touch each other when u were little or what?
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Old 08-27-2010, 05:52 AM
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She's going to suck cock anyway you dumbarse, she'll just spit instead of swallowing.
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Old 08-27-2010, 05:57 AM
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Serious question, even though it will probably be answered with bullshit. I've heard plenty of times where a young girl is eager to please a guy so she offers to give a blowjob. Well, how come you never hear about young girls asking the guy to please them?
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Let her taste it (yours should be best and most trusted grade), this is how most anxious lil sister start out wtf...
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:02 AM
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She lies, she actually plans to get herself pregnant. 3 months later, she's going to tell you she's pregnant. What do you do then? Shit just got even more fucked up.
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:06 AM
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Serious question, even though it will probably be answered with bullshit. I've heard plenty of times where a young girl is eager to please a guy so she offers to give a blowjob. Well, how come you never hear about young girls asking the guy to please them?
Because she's insecure and is worried that her vajayjay is somehow ugly or weird.
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Because she's insecure and is worried that her vajayjay is somehow ugly or weird.
Maybe so, but I wasn't referring to one specific girl.

Which reminds me of these girls I knew when I was 16, one was 13 and the other was 14. At some point I told them that I liked the idea of eating pussy, and they couldn't understand why I would want to do that, even though they knew why a guy would want a blowjob. I don't really think they were insecure either, so I don't know.
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GJ Brocoli.

Pics of sister.

Age of sister.

Tell her it's not fucking right, and that she better not suck a nigger dick to find out.

You should probably just fuck your sister anyways.
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:37 AM
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Cute, but she would look better if she smiled more.
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This thread made my dick twitch a little...
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I'd let her suck my cock.
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this is what you can do, take a cigarette filter and put rubbing alcohol on it the cotton part melts and looks just like jizz. It will also more than likely taste like shit so she will stay far away from cock. End of story.
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but really what you shoudl do is sit her down and have a fucking talk with her about how to fucking act right.
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