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Old 09-05-2010, 11:30 AM
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Default tool for cutting catalytic converter?

whats the best and (cheapest) tool my friend can use to harvest those?

reciportating saw? how much spm? what kind of blade?

is a grinder better?
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:31 PM
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Idealy you want something quiet and small to take around with you.

It might be easier just to take two ratchets and a can of wd-40 with you depending on how strong you are
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:33 PM
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Idealy you want something quiet and small to take around with you.

It might be easier just to take two ratchets and a can of wd-40 with you depending on how strong you are
There are very few cars that have a fully bolt-on cat these days.

Get a sawzall. Get 2 of them, 2 more partners (one to cut, one to drive (preferably a pickup)) go on a spree. Shit will take under 2 minutes. By the time anyone realizes what the fuck is going on you have harvested the cat and already on your way to the next stop.
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:55 AM
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:29 AM
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Default Re: tool for cutting catalytic converter?

I've seen people go on car forums and buy catalytic converters and paid well, no ID required.
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:19 AM
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Default Re: tool for cutting catalytic converter?

Pipe cutter. Might take a little longer than the saw, but its so much quieter you could probably clean out a whole carpark without any notice.
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:46 PM
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You could also use an exhaust/tailpipe cutter made for that purpose, it's quiter but slower.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:52 PM
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Back when I was "scrapping" an oxyhydrogen flame did good work..
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:15 PM
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a torch eh. that must be a lot quieter. i just dont think that would be so portable for bigger jobs you know? how big and loud was the torch that you used?
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Old 09-07-2010, 02:24 AM
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Not quite handheld, Id put it at about thirty pounds in a box about two by one feet, the torch of course was connected to tubes so it would go under easily enough. Pretty much whisper quiet too. And Since it was putting out 4500 degrees farenheit it would cut them about as fast if not faster than a sawzall ;P

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Default Re: tool for cutting catalytic converter?

pipe cutter, 2 cuts in under 5 min if you handy with said tool , no noise, clean getaway dont use partners(thay get greedy once thay see money comin in), if any, 1 lookout in earshot just to keep eyes.
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Cats are very VERY sketchy these days. You cant sell them anywhere without someone suspecting you or outright just assuming you cut them off a car.


Best place to do this I heard from someone is closed uhaul or similar truck places. They are empty and NOBODY is there.

Car sale places have cops that sit and watch cars.

Am fucking SERIOUS, I tried to "dumpster dive" in garbage can outside apartment complexes and the police were called QUICKY. Even if its the middle of the night.

My brother was car shopping at a park and ride facility. And someone called the police. Even though NOTHING was taken. He was literally just looking at cars...

Don't do something stupid like running down the street with a fucking SAWZALL and cats in your hand!
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wtf u will have to go under car
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Gas-powered chain saw. Get a steel cutting chain
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pipe cutter, 2 cuts in under 5 min if you handy with said tool , no noise, clean getaway dont use partners(thay get greedy once thay see money comin in), if any, 1 lookout in earshot just to keep eyes.
Thank you for clearing this up. Almost 4 years later and I was beginning to wonder if we would ever know.
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det cord would be fastest, water tamp 2 reduce noise
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:03 PM
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det cord would be fastest, water tamp 2 reduce noise
wt if u could use a mini nuke on it???
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wt if u could use a mini nuke on it???
'mini nuke'

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Old 02-15-2014, 11:50 PM
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'mini nuke'

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ya then explain me how u can get differnt size nukes and how a nuke doesnt take out the whole universe
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the answer 2 your question is best expressed as a series of partial differential equations
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Old 02-17-2014, 05:08 AM
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how much are cats worth? i have never seen any before.
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Stop being fucking junkies.
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i love to smell my nuts
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cold hard nipples
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Tie one end of a cable around the cat and the other around your bumper. Rip that bitch out.
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catrape an singaporean bitch
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Tie one end of a cable around the cat and the other around your bumper. Rip that bitch out.
wht if u dont have bumber and only bike????
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wht if u dont have bumber and only bike????
Get a really long cable and ride down a hill.

Come on bling use your noggin.
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Get a really long cable and ride down a hill.

Come on bling use your noggin.
cnt i attach it to a tram

those things can move like 100 fat ppl
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wht if u dont have bumber and only bike????
steal a car then use it to steal cat converts then sell the cat converts for mad bling bling then molotov the car 2 destroy evidence of ur crimes
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