Fucking up stupid neighbours cars

[scrapmetalforprofit]

Theirs a bunch of stupid fuckin rich kids that are my neighbours, and on the weekends their 4-5 cars in the fuckin cresent and it takes me 2-3 mins to back my car out because of the fuckin moron fuckin wannabe gangster kids partying on the weekend, Seriously what is the best way to fuck up their daddys/mommys cars?

[dysik]

lol inferiority complex

[toker420]

bad idea - wait till their all drunk and passed out, crawl under their cars with a sawzall and steal all the catylic converers. profit +1 gangsters -0

good idea - grow a pair of balls walk over there and tell them every weekend you can barely move your fucking car. If they don't move it see if they are legally parked if not put your tax dollars to work and get a cop to write some tickets..

[Phinehas]

Do you really need us to answer this question for you?

Well, regardless, here are some ideas to get you started.

• Put a bunch of 1-inch squares of wax paper in the gas tank.
  This blocks the gas filter, after a bit of driving, causing their car to stall randomly and then start up again. It'll take them a long time to find the problem and a lot of their parents' money to fix it.
• Strategically place nails under their tires.
• Splatter their cars with paint, you could even paint over the whole front windshield.
• Scratch the sides of their car.
  SWIM actually did this once with a limousine. It started out as an accident. He was walking between a limousine and a fence while trespassing in a gated community and carrying an interesting rock he found. There wasn't much space and the rock accidentally scraped the side of the limousine. After that he decided to finish the job.
• Rig a bomb to their ignition.
  Definitely the best, but certainly too sophisticated for you.
• Steal critical components from under their hood.
• Jam something up their exhaust pipe.

[outthere]

Put about a dozen+ Alka-Seltzers in his gas tank. The more the better.

[Nagasaki911]

if you want something not as vicious you could put glitter into the vents under their windshield, this vent leads to the climate control so when they turn on the heater or AC they will be bombarded with glitter. plus you cant ever get all the glitter out so it will be a reminder later on too.

[outthere]

Originally Posted by Nagasaki911

if you want something not as vicious you could put glitter into the vents under their windshield, this vent leads to the climate control so when they turn on the heater or AC they will be bombarded with glitter. plus you cant ever get all the glitter out so it will be a reminder later on too.

Sounds like a good idea.

[Paco]

Originally Posted by Nagasaki911

if you want something not as vicious you could put glitter into the vents under their windshield, this vent leads to the climate control so when they turn on the heater or AC they will be bombarded with glitter. plus you cant ever get all the glitter out so it will be a reminder later on too.

This... greatest idea EVER

[Thelegendarylocke]

get lots of sperm/vaginal fluid and put it in their gas tank

[Nagasaki911]

Originally Posted by Paco

This... greatest idea EVER

A friend of mine did this to this douchebag kid, unfortunately it was the parents car that the kid just drove around. The dad got it in the face instead.

[slm33d]

Brake fluid- pour all over the car and wait .

Take a dump in the fuel tank or somewhere on the car.

Get raw sausages and smear them under the door handles and other places

Put a hole in the gas tank with a hammer and nail punch/screwdriver

Kick the panels in

Slash the tyres. Piss into the air vents

Hope that helps.

[akaNoFeaR]

put a firecracker in the gastank

[Im Bored]

Masturbate violently onto every car.

[Jo Nathen]

Steal the license plates and put them on another car - F'd up I know, but so much fun....

[Syphilis]

Originally Posted by Jo Nathen

Steal the license plates and put them on another car - F'd up I know, but so much fun....

Steal them, put them on your car, and speed back and forth past a speed camera.

[The Swede]

write a paper that says:
"Try to park like normal pepole next time you fucking idiot" and smash a window. Easy and simple.

[Craigslist.org]

Splash on hood of car or wherever you want to remove the paint from their car.
Can be done from a super soaker but leaks could burn your hands.

[Halycion]

Heres a classic. And its cheap too.

Step 1: Goto the local grocery store and find the cheapest slimiest bologna they have, and buy 2-5 packs of it.

Step 2: Wait until its fairly late(or early...depends on how you look at it) and everyone is passed out/getting fucked to notice anything going on outside short of the boys in blue busting in.

Step 3: Take those nice and slimy prepacked meats I told you to buy and start sticking them to the cars. Have fun with it, make designs, make a car look polkadotted. Anything you want really, just make sure you have your fun and you don't get seen, because once the meat drys....and they try to peel it off...well the paints going to come off with it, making your designs their new paint job.


Another classic, and this is a good one. Make friends with them, get invited to one of their parties. Now if they're really gangsta, they're going to be drinking some cheap ass vodka in a plastic handle bottle. Well have some fun on them, and once people start passing out, be like "well I'm going home to pass out."...and take the vodka with you. On your way to your place, poor the vodka all over their cars, it strips paint if left setting on it. This way you have some fun and revenge all on them.

[Struwwelpeter]

Dip an extension cord in gasoline, stick it in the gas tank, get in the back seat and light it.

[Halycion]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Dip an extension cord in gasoline, stick it in the gas tank, get in the back seat and light it.

First off, you'd kill yourself even if this did work. And I doubt that it will because the cord is so long the gas would dry before it could burn all the way to the tank

[slm33d]

that's what jflc meant.

[scovegner]

Nobody up for the classic smash-the-windows-out approach?

Linseed oil in the gas tank is really the only effective fuel adulterant ..
Get some butyric acid, sold for fishing bait etc, try ebay, fucking STINKY SHIT, like a drop'll stink out a whole room, and pour the whole bottle onto their car radiator and the intake vents for the air con ..