Britney Spears turns me on

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

I've just read that her bodyguard is attempting to sue her for sexual harassment, and it turned me right on.

Check this out-

"Flores alleges, on one occasion — “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”

Right away, white see-though dress gets me semi-erect. I mean, to me chubby girls are really sexy and it's Britney Spears my teenage fantasy. So, sexy all round. Then she dropped her lighter and bent over to show him her vag... Full mast and a little bit of jizz just on the tip of my penis. Seriously. That is the sexiest thing I have ever read.

Also, say what you want about her. If your reaction to seeing a vagina is 'shock and disgust' you're a homosexual. Come to terms with it Flores, accept your new lifestyle.

[Keith Lemon]

HAWT

[ShutMeUp]

he's attracted to girls with mental issues too, that won't put him off

[virgil caine]

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

I'd still give bald Britney the ride of a life time.

[Keith Lemon]

i would still fuck bald britney too tbh

[Morb]

She was hot back when she wasn't legal... then she quickly aged about 20 years. I haven't found her attractive at all since.

I suppose I'm one to talk, though, Paris Hilton used to turn me on a few years ago (not anymore, though). When it comes to dippy blonde sluts, I guess there's no accounting for taste.

[Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis]

I whacked off a few times to he "hit me" video back in the day.

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by doggienipple

I whacked off a few times to he "hit me" video back in the day.

Dude. I busted a nut to her videos all the time before I got a decent internet connections and music videos on MTV were the only good whacking material I had.

Nsync videos worked as well.

[Morb]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

Dude. I busted a nut to her videos all the time before I got a decent internet connections and music videos on MTV were the only good whacking material I had.

Nsync videos worked as well.

This post makes me feel better about myself.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Any of you feel like dropping your lighter and exposing your genitals?

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

Originally Posted by Herb Dean

What she probably didn't realise about herself before she did that was that her neck is as wide as her head.

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

he's attracted to girls with mental issues too, that won't put him off

Mental issues nothing, she did that so they couldn't drug-test her hair follicles during a custody battle.