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Old 09-11-2010, 08:48 AM
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Question Where exactly is Obama's birth certificate?

Has anyone actually seen it? I'm just curious because there are some people who say that he was born in America, and there are some people who say that he's never presented a birth certificate. I've googled, but I haven't had any luck coming up with information that didn't have an extreme liberal/conservative skew.

Does anyone know the real answer to this question? I'm not exactly convinced that he wasn't born here, but neither am I convinced that he was born here.
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:14 AM
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:51 AM
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Default Re: Where exactly is Obama's birth certificate?

You'd think you'd have to at least be born in the country to be its president, but that ain't the case here. What's next? Gonna get some sheik from Iran to take up residence in the White House? Perhaps some Guatemalan refugee? The world is fucked up beyond belief.
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:03 PM
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:45 PM
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I keep mine in my wallet, but I don't just whip it out to show things off.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:01 PM
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^^^ read this if your interested.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig11/madsen1.1.1.html
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:02 PM
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It's classified since he's actually Barry Soetoro, a Russian reptilian crime boss who America owes a favor.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:07 PM
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Default Re: Where exactly is Obama's birth certificate?

Can someone explain why it's so important for a president to have been born in the US?

What if they were born elsewhere and came here when they were a day old? What difference does it make? Seems so retarded.
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Can someone explain why it's so important for a president to have been born in the US?

What if they were born elsewhere and came here when they were a day old? What difference does it make? Seems so retarded.
It is a constitutional requirement.You know like not being able to buy alcohol until a certain age.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:15 PM
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Why is it a constitutional requirement?

What's the reasoning behind it?
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It's a Conspiracy!
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