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dunno about abreviations, but safeorscam is like undrugged, and undrugged is still around as a tor hidden service.
Lol. SoS.
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he said 4 letter
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He was wrong.
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niggas,
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smoke more weed!
It can only get better!
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he said 4 letter
yo i got 4 letters for you

F..
U...
N....
T.
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smoke more weed!
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i have been
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i have been
I'm so proud of you, saint. *teardrop*
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Only one more week of drug testing. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!

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Then you should play my lotto mike
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Hell yeah, my mephedrone sample should be coming in tomorrow. And probably my methylone sample. Iss gon be gangsta up in dis bitch.
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I'm posting this song again (did yesterday) because it's just that awesome.

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That's me backwards.
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Shweeeeeeeeeet!
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What is that sound?

Where is that sound coming from? That zigga zigga sound.
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Hhhhhheeeerrrroooooiiiiiinnnn
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I still wanna try that one.
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You should but cautiously. This is my first time in a couple weeks I think lol
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Surprise head is fucking awesome.
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guess who just bought a ticket to thailand
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guess who just bought a ticket to thailand
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no, im gonna take a couple buses to cambodia and watch my back for cops. weed isnt too much of a problem, and you dont need a prescription for their pharmacies. they dont have oxy tho... they do have morphine tho, and hopefully vicodin. also some very potent h, or so ive heard.
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You guys, help me out over here: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=141894
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"Heroin is very high grade in SE Asia and foreigners requesting cocaine are sometimes provided with it instead, this regularly leads to deaths."
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can high grade heroin really be cheaper to sell to people than low grade coke? wtF?
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i think its because coke is almost impossible to find but heroin is cheap and pure. its the 2nd biggest opium-producing area in the world
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can high grade heroin really be cheaper to sell to people than low grade coke? wtF?
Yes and you could get a kilo for around 3-5grand on average....
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holy shit i want one
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no, im gonna take a couple buses to cambodia and watch my back for cops. weed isnt too much of a problem, and you dont need a prescription for their pharmacies. they dont have oxy tho... they do have morphine tho, and hopefully vicodin. also some very potent h, or so ive heard.
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"Heroin is very high grade in SE Asia and foreigners requesting cocaine are sometimes provided with it instead, this regularly leads to deaths."
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can high grade heroin really be cheaper to sell to people than low grade coke? wtF?
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i think its because coke is almost impossible to find but heroin is cheap and pure. its the 2nd biggest opium-producing area in the world
Exactly.

Anyway, make sure you smuggle at least a kilo of the true China White (in your ass hole, of course), and also fuck some Asian bitches. Just don't fall for that "Let me come with you to America, me love you long time" bullshit.
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thai stick


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Should I take some methadone now? My mephedrone is going to be here very soon. Not sure how those two would mix.
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I just got it. Damn, I was thinking and hoping my methylone would come in today too, but that one wasn't sent Priority Mail. Looks like it'll just be meph today.
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Do they have morphine ampoules/vials for injection, or just shitty pills? If they have liquid morphine, screw the vicodin.
im pretty sure they have ampoules, but i dont this this is the best time for me to experiment with needles, especially considering how much high-grade heroin is available, and the risk of infection and lack of adequate medical facilities. i def gotta try ket tho

waking up with no car or drugs kinda sucks... i guess its too early to buy drugs anyway, unless my hippie neighbor is around
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i wish i had some done... id even settle for some drone or lone...
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