The New and Improved Retarded Thread

[Fractals]

lol me

[typedthiswithmytits]

Originally Posted by 1337

lol, just realized you can see the bruise over my median cubital vein from shooting.

i thought you were a nurse


must shoot like one them trainee nurses also

[Fractals]

i know studious was a nurse (did anyone ever find out what happened to him?) but 1337 is 1 too?

damnit i cant find that pic of a &Trany/crossdresser (htsnoob?) dressed as a nurse

[typedthiswithmytits]

i don't know but i already have a boner

[Midnight Sun]

i've seen 3 blind kids today


is it bad i want to give them hallucinogens

[Dr. Awkward]

what happens when blind people take LSD? I know colorblind people sometimes see in color... so...?

[typedthiswithmytits]

Originally Posted by 1337

I'm not a nurse, I was a "first responder" at FSU for emergencies on campus. I took the EMT course, so I'm an EMT, but not exactly acting as one. Basically you're under the wing of a paramedic to get experience needed for the paramedic training and to get a good job as a paramedic.

Honestly, I'm not interested in being a paramedic, I just became an EMT to get a campus job. I'm not doing it this year.

bonerkill


any ways

lrn2shoot

im off toi buy some bread ans potatos

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Dawn of the Dead is on AMC. Cool, I've never seen it before.

[Headspin]

Originally Posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

Dawn of the Dead is on AMC. Cool, I've never seen it before.

The main character dies.

[typedthiswithmytits]

Originally Posted by 1337

I know how to shoot, it's from overuse. It's just a bruise, not a collapsed vein/track mark (yet).

oh k

dint know you was a junky nurse 1337

i was gonna shoot 4-fa but i sold it for beer money

[Headspin]

Ouch, how'd that happen?

[Dr. Awkward]

I'm craving mayo now

[Midnight Sun]

I could go for a burger and fries right now but everyone I know with a car is working and I'm not fuckin walking to mcdonalds


although.....


that could potentially be worth it. i've done it drunk before.

[Death Snuggle]

I'm broke as shit but I still managed to get $20. I wanted some weed to celebrate but everyone had their fucking phones turned off. I just happened to work an hour and a half over my shift because no one else would. So now I'm pointlessly tired with $20 and no real way to get fucked up. Liquor stores are closed on Sundays and the sale of alcohol restricted. The headshops are closed because it's late on a Sunday.

Fuck this shitty ass Sunday even if it is Halloween.

[Midnight Sun]

http://www.grasscity.com/acrylic-wat...tle-train.html

who the fuck actually buys one of these?

[Dr. Awkward]

tr1p maybe?

fucking train bongs

[Death Snuggle]

I'm in the process of obtaining 6-10 prescription pill bottles and have the bowl set in on bottle top and a hose right next to it would go over the side and into the top of the next bottle and under the water level. It'd then repeat 4-8 more times as needed with less water in each chamber.

I have built one before but the time I want to see the smoke and not just know.

[Konglomo]

Originally Posted by 1337

Not. A plastic grocery bag caught on fire, and I coincidentally burned my arm by dripping burning plastic on it. It hurts like a bitch, I did not do this because I wanted a script. Besides, I only got 34 x 5mg hydrocodone, total.

If you want a script, you don't have to injure yourself. Just tell the doctor you have testicle pain. They will think it's an infection and give a script for opiates and an antibiotic. My buddy successfully got 15 x 7.5 mg percocet.

Alternately, you could let someone kick you in the balls for $20, then go to the doctor. They will give you percocet for pain.

My balls do hurt when I run out of opiates

[Midnight Sun]

lol so I don't think I've told this story yet

earlier

I was tripping and I wanted a glass of water

but failed to realize that in this glass were dregs of milk from the night before

I continue to fail to realize this until after I poured my water and drank all the mix

then realization hit me

then I proceeded to throw up rather violently

[bleh]

Originally Posted by 1337

Not. A plastic grocery bag caught on fire, and I coincidentally burned my arm by dripping burning plastic on it.

I feel you're intentionally leaving out the interesting details of this story.

[Konglomo]

Originally Posted by bleh

I feel you're intentionally leaving out the interesting details of this story.

I found a self igniting plastic bag interesting.

[Dr. Awkward]

Originally Posted by 1337

Alternately, you could let someone kick you in the balls for $20, then go to the doctor.

You could probably find someone to do it for free

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Why you so defensive, man? I think you left out the part where you two were buttfucking with plastic bag asphyxiation for kicks.

[Fractals]

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

That's right. I said it!

[bleh]

Originally Posted by Konglomo

I found a self igniting plastic bag interesting.

Originally Posted by Dr. Awkward

You could probably find someone to do it for free

Originally Posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

Why you so defensive, man? I think you left out the part where you two were buttfucking with plastic bag asphyxiation for kicks.

i love this thread.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

I feel bad for being mean.

So I edit now.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Please forgive me.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Not for being mean to 1337, though. 1337 has buttseckz with flaming plastic bags over his head.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Guatemala.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Peru.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Bolivia.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Honduras.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Argentina.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Ecuador.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Venezuela.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Colombia.

[bleh]

Originally Posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

Please forgive me.

I don't know if i ever can

How bout this, come over to my place, i'll pre-heat the stove, and you bring the bags and lube.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Chile.

[Midnight Sun]

communism