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wtf i just got a call from my dealer and he REALLY wanted to sell me bud like atleast an o. if i wanted bud id call u damnit!
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wtf i just got a call from my dealer and he REALLY wanted to sell me bud like atleast an o. if i wanted bud id call u damnit!
sounds desperate, see how low you can talk him
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ironically, my eyes havnt gotten red from smoking in a long time...
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:55 PM
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rhotos are the only thing that can clear up my eyes. I get some of the orst red eye I've ever seen, even when I'm barely stoned.
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considering a three way w some escorts i know



thank you God for allowing me to sell drugs and have bank
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adderall binge starts in 3.... 2....

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Fuck I hate uppers.
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M1 woohoo!
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haaaaaay guise
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still aint got a fucking shower, should i smoke some jwh to ease my nerves?
to ease your nerves about what?

well, regardless of the answer, yes you should.
why?
cos
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i've been off dope for 13 days. figured it was worth sayin sumthin bout by now. done with w/d's n everything
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I smoke a hella lot of bud though.
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i've been off dope for 13 days. figured it was worth sayin sumthin bout by now. done with w/d's n everything
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Thanks. It gives me a good feeling, I just went through it with no crutches, no suboxone or nothing. That good feeling is stronger than the urge to want to experience that again. Cos its not just a high, its a whole cycle that eats at you.
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Fuck yeah dude. I'm envious.

You think you're done for good? What prompted you to quit?
It's just not me man. At first I was doing OC80's for a few months, like 4-5, then started shooting them up, then started shooting up Heroin. And after like 7 months shootin that shit up, losing a LOT of my nice shit from selling it, losing my wonderful girlfriend and future fiance, seeing everyone i think are "friends" do dirty ass shit, and ME myself do dirty ass shit, I just dont want this life for me anymore. Going to start dabbling in some psychedelics lightly again, got some 2-ce coming.
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I just got a sweet tooth for dope, and its not something I can handle moderately, takes a lot for someone to admit that but I have. Some things are too good to be true.
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That's why I quit opana this summer. I had temazepam in capsules so I emptied that shit and put a 5mg powdered melatonin tablet in there. I sold a lot of them to the neighborhood kids. I was double dipping; I got the temazepam and got money for them at the same time. Fuck it, even though what I did was illegal, it was better giving them melatonin than fucking temazepam. I mean, kids these days. I still felt like shit for my crackheaded behavior. (oh god, I just typed behaviour. I'm losing it, I hate fucking British spellings. Fags) When I got back to Tally, one of my roommates happened to know a BOMB roxi connect.
Yeah I've done some fucked up shit to strangers , I regret it though. And thats what I'm saying, thats not me, not the kind of person I was raised as, so fuck that. I mean we all make mistakes but you gotta learn from it.

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good for you saint, you my nigga, and im glad i didnt have to see you die. im glad it was more than just quitting dope too and more of a total life change, can you dig it?
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good for you saint, you my nigga, and im glad i didnt have to see you die. im glad it was more than just quitting dope too and more of a total life change, can you dig it?
oh i digs it nigga.

oh and to everyone out there who can do dope and not let it rape your life, more power to ya! lucky bastards
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i do dope like once a week twice tops, spending about 20 dollas at a time and i almost always have crack with it 20 to 50 sacks to last the night
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sAINT, trust me when I say this.

I went through heroin, oc's, every ope I could get my hands on and was stuck in a very bad habit. One day I just stopped (when all my friends started shooting and smoking crack) and I haven't looked back. I stopped doing drugs for a few months, to have soem work on me time, to figure out how I work. I gained balance and mediation from this and felt in control. So, one day, I pick up a bund, smoke that shit and didn't touch it again for another 6 months. I just didn't want to, or felt I really needed to. Eventually I learned that you don't NEED ANY DRUGS excessively for a great drug experience. That's when I started to chill. I got into psychedelics and weed and realized that was all I needed if I were to continue drugs. So now I roll once every month or so, drop acid when I can and eat RC's with dank budz. I'll tell ya what man, I am a much more stable and balanced.

Its hard to portray what I'm getting at... but forget about the opiates for a while and work on your brain chemistry, you'll find its a lot deeper when you have no crutches.

Go eat some mescaline and fuck H.
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By the way, did you guys notice that Methylone = M1?
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