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By the way, did you guys notice that Methylone = M1?


I hadn't noticed, that's clever.
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I noticed im high.
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m1?!????!?!
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id hit it
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By the way, did you guys notice that Methylone = M1?


congrats saint!
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dudes i cant find NOBODY to smoke with wtf has the world come to.
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I'll smoke whitchu nigga
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HERESY,
some say its blasphemy
assuring i'll be in hell when god is through with me
TO LIVE AGAIN to forge yourself anew
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Well, I'm off to the library for an adderall fueled all night study (among other things) session with mah girl. Have a stoned/drunk/tweaked/nodded/tripped out night retarded thread.
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Man, my liver HURTS.

Passing out in 3... 2...
But how click submit reply?
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THEN WHO WAS POST
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lol i just saw a gecko run down my wall and eat a cockroach. fuck ya thanks gecko! and he was laughing earlier which is supposed to bring good luck. my old roommate tried to kill geckos fucking asshole... they never done nuthin to him
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I wish we had Geckos here, I also wish there were less girls too they like to make things complicated.
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i want a girl gecko and a girl who wears gecko
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i want a girl gecko and a girl who wears gecko
The last two girls i was with were goth.
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The last girl I was with is a complete cunt and won't give me any of my shit back cuz she said the day I left I pissed in her washer and I didn't do that lol....She just wants to fuck my life up and I can't stand it cuz i really loved the bitch and the things she did i would never do to her or anyone for that matter....I have no clue wat this has to do with anything but i needed to say it.
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she said the day I left I pissed in her washer and I didn't do that lol...
Then why were all of her clothes wet when she took them out of the washer?

They weren't like that before she put them in there, ya sicko.
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I can either go to my next class OR drop acid after this class is over. If I go to my other class, it'll be too late to drop it and I'll have to wait until tomorrow, when I have all day free.

wat do?
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But it's more fun on acid, and my next professor SUCKS at teaching. I hate going to that class.
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You should drop acid/out of school.
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It's what the Pros do
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No, the pros do a lot of PCP and hang around a group of people they don't like
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Shit, i need to train harder.
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I can either go to my next class OR drop acid after this class is over. If I go to my other class, it'll be too late to drop it and I'll have to wait until tomorrow, when I have all day free.

wat do?
wait until you have alllll day free.
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It's never too late to drop acid
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_777683.html

Right, as if they aren't just going to NOT count the votes and just say, "Awwwww, sorry guys," anyways.
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You guys are such horrible influences. I wonder what my life would be like hid I not found totse.

My guess is a lot less drugs. Shitty.
I'd probably still do drugs if i never found out about totse, but then again, i wouldn't be doing as much jenkem as i do now on a daily basis.
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Vote anarchist for a better America.

Oh and here's all of the last Futurama season for something to watch:

http://www.watch-futurama.net/watch-futurama-season-6/
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zos, why did you close clover's thread?

he wasn't asking for sources, and nothing he said was against the rules

it's a legitimate topic and I actually had some interesting links and shit to say (no, not sources, articles that I came across a while ago)
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Incorrect. What if the cup was placed in a vacuum?
then it's full of nothingness.

although one could say that the glass is ALWAYS almost empty since the entire universe is mostly empty, and at the atomic level shit is just mostly empty space. even if the glass was filled to the brim with water it would still be mostly empty.

I remember my grandpa trying to explain that to me when I was 7 and just completely not getting it at all. because you know, if it was empty you should be able to see through it, right?
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True the glass is always full of shit that is if it's simply to determine if an individual is an optimist or a pessimist. We all know that opinions are like assholes and everyones got them....To my understanding also is that assholes are full of shit. So that would make it full of shit to be the correct answer.
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