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Depending on what happens today, I might be experiencing my prisoner phase soon.
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I'm experiencing my "get high while eating breakfast and watching cops" phase right now.
Not so much a phase as it is a sunday morning ritual, though. :/
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
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I'm experiencing my "get high while eating breakfast and watching cops" phase right now.
Not so much a phase as it is a sunday morning ritual, though. :/
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In a minute I'll be snorting this DXM powder, I feel the gabapentin kicking in. I'm going to try to get 800mg of dxm up my nose, which at 145lbs I should be really fucked up. So here come the oblivion phase hopefully.
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
fuck snorting it, I'm going to eat the shit and chase it with some vodka.
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11-07-2010, 11:48 AM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
Well fuck
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11-07-2010, 12:06 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
my liver is punching my nutsack
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11-07-2010, 12:17 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi o i shut the fuck up cunt
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11-07-2010, 12:18 PM
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11-07-2010, 12:19 PM
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11-07-2010, 12:21 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
in honor of niggas goin to jail:
YOU GON' EAT YO CORNBREAD??
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11-07-2010, 12:30 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
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boner achieved
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11-07-2010, 12:46 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
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fuck snorting it, I'm going to eat the shit and chase it with some vodka.
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your day today:
   
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i look down theres a gigantic penis on my crotch
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11-07-2010, 12:54 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
I look down and just see two huge bumps and what appears to be a third leg.
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11-07-2010, 10:56 PM
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your dick has a kneecap?
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11-08-2010, 12:28 AM
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11-08-2010, 01:25 AM
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Hey guys it's me on crack again, talk me some stuff. Also LSD your interesting posts should have a short summarry or title above th and then compiled into on stickies thread in lol Internet
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11-08-2010, 02:21 AM
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I need to start doing more with my free time then doing drugs and drinking. Like, it's been a cool 2 and a half months living on my own, going to school and doing whatever the fuck I want whenever I'm not in class, but it's getting old. Probably gonna look for a job this week.
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11-08-2010, 03:10 AM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
hook it up
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11-08-2010, 03:20 AM
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IV hydromorphone is the better rush than heroin
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11-08-2010, 04:31 AM
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Archduke
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
may aswell just do seven mg
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11-08-2010, 06:22 AM
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lol, guess who just got out of jail at midnight. I was in jail all of Tuesday, and then got locked up yesterday. I thought i was fucked but turns out theft <$50 is just a citation, along with a PI and a cool judge and I was able to get out in like 32 hours.
a guy who spent 14 years in prison took me home, I ate a 2mg bar to try and get some sleep since I've gotta report to my PO at 11 AM.
"Have you been arrested since your last checkin?" I'm thinking no.. I'm gonna say I turned myself into sit out some tickets. Bitch probably won't find out, plus I'm gonna piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax if she piss tests me tomorrow.
so whatever. I'm gonna be doing a cool minute in the county. only reason I was trying to get my probation reinstated was to stay out for an ex-girlfriend who needed me home and had next to no respect for me. I have a flash drive that doesnt work anymore full of our sex tapes > 
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11-08-2010, 06:33 AM
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lol, guess who just got out of jail at midnight. I was in jail all of Tuesday, and then got locked up yesterday. I thought i was fucked but turns out theft <$50 is just a citation, along with a PI and a cool judge and I was able to get out in like 32 hours.
a guy who spent 14 years in prison took me home, I ate a 2mg bar to try and get some sleep since I've gotta report to my PO at 11 AM.
"Have you been arrested since your last checkin?" I'm thinking no.. I'm gonna say I turned myself into sit out some tickets. Bitch probably won't find out, plus I'm gonna piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax if she piss tests me tomorrow.
so whatever. I'm gonna be doing a cool minute in the county. only reason I was trying to get my probation reinstated was to stay out for an ex-girlfriend who needed me home and had next to no respect for me. I have a flash drive that doesnt work anymore full of our sex tapes >
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11-08-2010, 06:37 AM
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in honor of niggas goin to jail:
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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...26#post2273626
thanks. ha
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lol, guess who just got out of jail at midnight. I was in jail all of Tuesday, and then got locked up yesterday. I thought i was fucked but turns out theft <$50 is just a citation, along with a PI and a cool judge and I was able to get out in like 32 hours.
a guy who spent 14 years in prison took me home, I ate a 2mg bar to try and get some sleep since I've gotta report to my PO at 11 AM.
"Have you been arrested since your last checkin?" I'm thinking no.. I'm gonna say I turned myself into sit out some tickets. Bitch probably won't find out, plus I'm gonna piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax if she piss tests me tomorrow.
so whatever. I'm gonna be doing a cool minute in the county. only reason I was trying to get my probation reinstated was to stay out for an ex-girlfriend who needed me home and had next to no respect for me. I have a flash drive that doesnt work anymore full of our sex tapes >
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11-08-2010, 07:08 AM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
lol, guess who just got out of jail at midnight. I was in jail all of Tuesday, and then got locked up yesterday. I thought i was fucked but turns out theft <$50 is just a citation, along with a PI and a cool judge and I was able to get out in like 32 hours.
a guy who spent 14 years in prison took me home, I ate a 2mg bar to try and get some sleep since I've gotta report to my PO at 11 AM.
"Have you been arrested since your last checkin?" I'm thinking no.. I'm gonna say I turned myself into sit out some tickets. Bitch probably won't find out, plus I'm gonna piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax if she piss tests me tomorrow.
so whatever. I'm gonna be doing a cool minute in the county. only reason I was trying to get my probation reinstated was to stay out for an ex-girlfriend who needed me home and had next to no respect for me. I have a flash drive that doesnt work anymore full of our sex tapes >
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lol, guess who just got out of jail at midnight. I was in jail all of Tuesday, and then got locked up yesterday. I thought i was fucked but turns out theft <$50 is just a citation, along with a PI and a cool judge and I was able to get out in like 32 hours.
a guy who spent 14 years in prison took me home, I ate a 2mg bar to try and get some sleep since I've gotta report to my PO at 11 AM.
"Have you been arrested since your last checkin?" I'm thinking no.. I'm gonna say I turned myself into sit out some tickets. Bitch probably won't find out, plus I'm gonna piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax if she piss tests me tomorrow.
so whatever. I'm gonna be doing a cool minute in the county. only reason I was trying to get my probation reinstated was to stay out for an ex-girlfriend who needed me home and had next to no respect for me. I have a flash drive that doesnt work anymore full of our sex tapes >
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11-08-2010, 07:26 AM
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smoke crack for immortality.
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11-08-2010, 07:28 AM
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god, that is just boring as fuck
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11-08-2010, 08:20 AM
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turned down a 3 AM blunt sesh.. i figure i've dug myself into a deep enough hole, and with my luck i'd get a DUI driving home all barred out and baked.
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11-08-2010, 08:46 AM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
170 for 10 roxy and a10 strip of amphetamines?
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hi. again.
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11-08-2010, 10:35 AM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
me. too.
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11-08-2010, 01:01 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
Yes
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11-08-2010, 01:43 PM
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
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170 for 10 roxy and a10 strip of amphetamines?
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10strip of amphetamines,HUH?
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11-08-2010, 02:33 PM
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PWP has just left the building
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11-08-2010, 02:59 PM
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t-1 hour before I piss dirty for cocaine, weed, and Xanax. I got a Xanax script from July I might be able to fudge that but the rest I'm kinda assed out. Thinking about starting smoking bud again but I got weekly piss tests, the next one's Wednesday.
I'm thinking maybe when my PO says go wait in the lobby for the UA I just bone out and feign ignorance...
Course it doesn't help that I plan on picking up .5 g of ice later today or tomorrow but that's life for ya...
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11-08-2010, 03:07 PM
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dam bro good luck..maybe youll pass for cocaine atleast? if its just marijuana might not be AS bad
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Re: The New and Improved Retarded Thread
Unless you did like an 8 ball last night LOL
shame on you if you did
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Can you even get high off a 8ball??? That's a dick tease 
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