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Old 09-23-2010, 02:22 PM
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I was just going in the house, getting back from work and he stopped me and asked me if I could get him the number for a car parts shop. I shaid sure, I checked on the net and gave him the number. He said he was servicing his sons car and realised the brake pads needed changed and asked me if I thought it would be easy for him to do.

I said sure, take the wheel off, undo the bottom calliper bolt, slacken the top one, raise the calliper, take the old ones out, push the pistons back, new pads in, slide the calliper home, tighten alll back up and wheel back on.

He said 'would you do it if I went for the parts and gave you £20?'. Dosnt take too much thinking about - £20 for 10-25 minutes work.

I said yes.

Then it started thundering and pissing down.

Better find my waterproofs.
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:02 PM
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Wow you're a looser. Old man asked you to do a favor for him and you had guts to charge him £20. You should have declined his offer and do it for free ... and I'm serious about it. And so what if it was raining, you're not made out of sugar.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:14 PM
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Wow you're a looser. Old man asked you to do a favor for him and you had guts to charge him £20. You should have declined his offer and do it for free ... and I'm serious about it. And so what if it was raining, you're not made out of sugar.
I didnt charge him - ho offered. He could have taken it to a garage and payed some one else.

It bit me in the arse anyway - he had bought the wrong brake pads and I had to wait best part of an hour in the rain while he went and got the right ones.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:19 PM
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^So you are telling us that you do not have enough sense to get in out of the rain?

I applaud your honesty.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:27 PM
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^So you are telling us that you do not have enough sense to get in out of the rain?

I applaud your honesty.
Not when he should have only been 1/2 hour max. It would have been pointless going in - take all of my tools in, take my overalls and boots of and get washed up only to have to put them all on again and get dirty again.

Being wet is one thing. Geting dry and then putting wet overalls back on is worse.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:35 PM
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sweet. I woulda done it and bought a bag of weed.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:45 PM
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Isn't there a little caliper-pin on the brake pad that's sometimes a real bitch to get on while replacing the wheel?
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:50 PM
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Not today - it had some crappy pressed steel seats that fitted into the calliper. Saying that, I allways fuck my fingers up when I do drum brakes because of the springs and clips in them.
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:28 PM
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And you do his work for him like a little bitch.

I bet he knew how to do it and just wanted to see your little bitch ass do his work for him.
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:44 PM
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Yeah, thats exactly it. What a waste of time I would otherwise have spent on reading a book.

I got ripped off too, £20 for 15 minutes actual work.
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:53 PM
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...It bit me in the arse anyway - he had bought the wrong brake pads and I had to wait best part of an hour in the rain while he went and got the right ones.
That in combo with the actual work = longer than 15 minutes.
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I'm sure he would've paid you more to do it naked.
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...Being wet is one thing. Geting dry and then putting wet overalls back on is worse.
Buuuuut... couldn't you have just sat inside the truck to stay dry during the time you were waiting for him to get back?
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you're gonna die for calling me an old twat whipper snapper.
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Kick his ass/steal the car
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Buuuuut... couldn't you have just sat inside the truck to stay dry during the time you were waiting for him to get back?
It was his fat useless gay sons car - I would have made it dirty and he would have cried. I did stand in the doorway rather than in the open rain, but still, it was heavy rain.
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