brilliant idea, jack the postman

[sexualjesus]

not really brilliant but its workable and i just thought of it, heres the idea.

i was looking at servers when i was linked to a computer component, a cpu called the intell qx9770, now its the performance version of an older cpu, not really as awesome as the price tag for it is but theres always dumbshits who buy for the brand name.
the price tag for one of these bad boys is 2200 dollars retail for a box no bigger then a box of chocalates

so after thinking through the basics like posting it on ebay and not sending it or strait up shoptheft i realised a smarter way, call your local computer store and ask for them to send through 8 of them ASAP, ring them back later and ask for ten with a bigger discount, dont forget to tell them cash on delivery.

now heres the brilliance of it, post man goes to a drop point which youve been waiting at all day (i know waitings a pain and they may not even come that day but this is for 20 grand worth of shit), he brings the package to the doorstep and asks for your signiture, heres the clincher.
mace him and run
beat him over the head and run
pull a fake gun and tell him to get back in his van and fuck off before you start shooting of appendages.
grab the small boxes (10 will be imposible to carry so maybe 4 or 5) run down an alley way to your car and drive off, you now have in your little hands 10-20 grand worth of parts and all you had to do is ruin an old mans day.

alas theres problems with this idea, like it would be fucking hard to get rid of the goods, if you scammed a retail computer store for parts you can be sure those nerds are watching ebay like a hawk, also most stores wont cod without at least a deposit because there jewish at heart but im sure some non english speaking asian would just settle at "yeh sure cod ok" after he realises that you wont understand him if he says anything else.

give me your thoughts guys i think its a WEEEIIIINEEEERRRR

[theshadowfax]

Plus if you rob somebody working with USPS youve assaulted a government official...

[Rodrat]

hell yeah sounds like an awesome idea

it was nice knowing you sexualjesus. ill see you in 10 or so years when you get out of prison

[sexualjesus]

Originally Posted by rodrat

it was nice knowing you sexualjesus. ill see you in 10 or so years when you get out of prison

lol i havnt done it yet
maybe the computer store you get to mail you the stuff couriers it there instead of using the post, then it wouldnt be so "federal", although im sure those couriers would be pretty pissed at the end of the day unlike the poor postman who just wants to go home to beat his wife

[sexualjesus]

would more people reply to my post if i start stripping slowly?

[Paco]

Originally Posted by sexualjesus

would more people reply to my post if i start stripping slowly?

this

[sexualjesus]

Originally Posted by Paco

this

i was going to strip but then i realised im already naked...

thoughts?

[Macgruber]

IP:LOGGED YOU HAVE BEEN TRACKED BY META lol

[sexualjesus]

Get your Mcgrubon

[toker420]

I doubt a store is going to send any goods COD, your more than likely going to have to use a cc and order it from them first before they ship anything.

If you get caught you'll get some fed charges and could be looking at anywhere from 10-40 years depending on if you use a weapon or not.