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Old 10-01-2010, 09:01 PM
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Default what would you stockpile for the apocalypse.

And how much.

Beyond the simple shit like guns, sardines, candles etc. Etc.

Like 1000lbs of flour
A case of each herb and spice I like
400lbs sugar
Like 5 goats
1000lbs random drid fruit
Vhs tapes 10,000 of
10 pallets of books
Good clean mounds of composted soil
Crazy variety of seeds
Enough lightbulbs to last my dwelling a lifetime
100 sheets of acid
500 gallon things of bleach
30,000Q-tips
100 boxes of baking powder
1000 rolls duck tape
10,000 watts worth of solar pannels
A gallon of pcp
Sharpies all colors 1 case of
Paper clips 1 case of
Medical bullshit, to the extent of a difibulator
75 folded Blankets
1000 clean rags
200 towels
10,000 rolls of paper towels
25,000 rolls of toilet paper

The list goes on

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Old 10-02-2010, 12:10 AM
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So, basically an assload of shit and then some?

You know what I would stockpile?

A tank, ammunition and petrol. I would use this to blow up all your shit for making this retarded thread.

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Old 10-02-2010, 12:17 AM
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Some giant butt plugs and dildos.
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Old 10-02-2010, 12:35 AM
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Default Re: what would you stockpile for the apocalypse.

Guns with spare parts and ammo, food including canned goods and MREs, medicine, warm clothing, candles, flint, flashlight and batteries, buck knife and swiss army knife, ect. I figure I'd be more of a vagabond than a "settler."

PS. Why the fuck would you want light bulbs and VHS tapes?
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Guns, ammo, drugs, water, granola bars, a good pair of sunglasses and some comfortable shoes.

..and a K bar.
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i always thought that keeping rabbits would be a good idea when the apocalypse rolls around
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Wasn't this same topic posted not to long along?
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Turkish Silvers. Lots of cartons.
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meth, weed, hard liquor, porn magazines, chips, and soda.
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lube, ludes, and boobs
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Default Re: what would you stockpile for the apocalypse.

Food and supplies (remember toilet paper) for about 3 months. If you havenīt adapted to the new way of life by then, it is too late.
What exactly I would (or do?) stockpile is between me and my wife
I am also more of a "Bug out person" than a "Bunker builder" so a sound plan as to where to relocate to and what to bring, makes more sense to me than hoarding the entire contents of your local Wallmart.
In essence the basic kit of any nationīs armed forces (adapted to fit all seasons) should be all you need. The rest is luxury.

EDIT: OP, why the 75 folded Blankets but 200 towels? Your list looks like a partial inventory list of an entire company or village. But if everyone (lets say 75 ppl) gets a blanket and a towel, what are the other 125 towels for?
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im so sick of these retarded threads, the whole zombie apocalypse stopped being cool after shawn of the dead came out so now that you all have been enlightened you can stop making these stupid shits
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Gold. The most valuable thing you could have is gold after an apocalypse.
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Blonds.

Blonds/brunettes/red heads. Plenty of them, incase some wore out.
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if i had unlimited cash like a 10k gallon water tank a 10k gallon fuel tank a generator a backup generator with a gigantic propane tank

5000mres with heaters (comes with toilet paper)

toothbrushes and about 100 boxes of arm and hammer for a lifetime supply of toothpaste

a large ammount of antibiotics

500 cases of whiskey

seeds for weed plants and regualr plants (non hybrid)
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