I had an adventure

[Mashleshmash]

Alright so I'll just get down to brass tacks.

It was friday night and I had bought some weed. "I wanted to get fucked up I exclaimed to myself. We picked up the weed at 7:26pm where we had a package waiting for us.

The package contained of 3 things of something. That something was some

MARIJUANA.

MARIJUANA?

MARIJUANA!

MARI-FUCKIN'-JUANA

Yes marijuana. It was a nice three nugs that were as dense and as hard as my dick when it's erect.

My dealer told me the smaller one and the bigger one were a bag and the medium sized nug was a half bag.

Anyways we go to a nearby canyon and hike aways vertically and smoke the smallest nug and give my friend S the half bag. The big nug me and my friend needed to split up. So after we're done smoking we climb down the mountain and get in the car. Drive away and realize no one has the weed and assume it is on the mountain.



Next day we all met up went up and went up the canyon. We hiked up to the area we we're at last and found the nug sitting on the ground. All in all it was a good day and we found our lost bag.

[Loophole]

You forgot the part where we fought the squirrel

[virgil caine]

you forgot the part with the rape

[Kwinnie Bogan]

You forgot the part where we fought off the rapist squirrel, but then when we came back on the second day to look for our long lost nug we were lured into an ambush and all done in the bum by squirrel army of Sherwood Forest.

[Mashleshmash]

Yeah I was afraid a squirrel would eat it but it was still there. Lucky as fuck.

[Sir Cornwell]

I like to picture you hiking up there and finding the empty bag and looking around for a while before noticing the motionless squirrel.

Just sitting on a branch staring at you with it's little red eyes.

[GreatToKnow]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

I like to picture you hiking up there and finding the empty bag and looking around for a while before noticing the motionless squirrel.

Just sitting on a branch staring at you with it's little red eyes.

Yeah then all of a sudden one of you snaps and kicks that squirrel over the edge

[Mashleshmash]

BUT I found it so fuck ya'll.

[Yurpen]

Originally Posted by Mashleshmash

BUT I found it so fuck ya'll.

Well I lost mine, so fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.