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Old 03-03-2009, 02:12 AM
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:13 AM
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Mine kinda is too. I usually don't let my facial hair grow beyond really tiny stubble, but I've got a full beard kinda growin. Need to shave that shit off except for a thin goatee.
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:17 AM
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i have a two week old lazy beard, cause my bathrooms at school are gross as hell and i dont wana put up with that shit
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:19 AM
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Same. This is the first time in 5 years I could go without shaving it everyday. It stopped after like 2 weeks though and now its resting comfortable on my face.
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:42 AM
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Whenever I had a beard it would itch sometimes. Didn't run me nuts though.
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:52 AM
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my goatee only itches in the begging stages of growth

after a week no more itching
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:06 AM
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i cant grow a beard
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:16 AM
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i cant grow a beard
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:37 AM
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Beards quit itching once you grow them out.
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:56 AM
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Shave it.
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:32 AM
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me too
There is no reason for you to even want to grow a beard unless a certain surgery that hand of zek is going to have is in your future in which case
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:38 AM
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I have a 2 month beard going now. It's pretty pitiful but at least it's stopped itching.

Facial hair is great.
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:49 AM
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There is no reason for you to even want to grow a beard unless a certain surgery that hand of zek is going to have is in your future in which case
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my bear ditches
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:09 AM
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Okay then i was just making sure

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Old 03-03-2009, 10:30 AM
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Okay then i was just making sure

how are you today katie
i'm very good. how about yourself?
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:38 AM
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i'm very good. how about yourself?
Not too bad

I see my fanclub is out again

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Old 03-03-2009, 10:43 AM
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Not too bad

I see my fanclub is out again

lol at the failed attempts to get me banned
haha fuck the haterz. i love you and that's all that matters.
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:39 AM
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I got my head shaved yesterday and my chinstrap thing done and its goddamn sexy. I wish I could fuck myself right now then give birth to my own kid
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:45 AM
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I got my head shaved yesterday and my chinstrap thing done and its goddamn sexy. I wish I could fuck myself right now then give birth to my own kid
pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:47 AM
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pics or it didn't happen.
i haz no pics.

pics of you being rickrolled or it didn't happen
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:58 AM
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i haz no pics.

pics of you being rickrolled or it didn't happen


NO
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Old 03-03-2009, 11:59 AM
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haha fuck the haterz. i love you and that's all that matters.
yeah i know , love you too

after all this time it is still funny to see em try
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:01 PM
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NO
alright well here's a fuckin pic of my newly shaven head you ungrateful harlot.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:04 PM
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alright well here's a fuckin pic of my newly shaven head you ungrateful harlot.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
well played.....
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:05 PM
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alright well here's a fuckin pic of my newly shaven head you ungrateful harlot.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
Dont you call her a harlot or else we'll get zek to ass rape you over and over

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Old 03-03-2009, 12:07 PM
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Dont you call her a harlot or else we'll get zek to ass rape you over and over

oh is zek sitting on your lap right now or something?

fuck kid, does your mom know you use such foul language on the internet while you're pretending to do your homework?
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:08 PM
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oh is zek sitting on your lap right now or something?

fuck kid, does your mom know you use such foul language on the internet while you're pretending to do your homework?
I have no idea where cousin itt is
however for a sack of money i bet itt would be willing to rape your lily ass
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:13 PM
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I have no idea where cousin itt is
however for a sack of money i bet itt would be willing to rape your lily ass
I don't believe you could possibly be male and over the age of 8
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:15 PM
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I don't believe you could possibly be male and over the age of 8
Lol but i am
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:17 PM
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Lol but i am
well then I'm sorry to hear about your gender confusion and permanent state of arrested development.

tell your mom to order another helmet because you still seem to be getting brain damage
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:26 PM
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well then I'm sorry to hear about your gender confusion and permanent state of arrested development.

tell your mom to order another helmet because you still seem to be getting brain damage
ahhhh not confused about anything and as for brain damage ... i believe that is your problem not mine
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:28 PM
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ahhhh not confused about anything and as for brain damage ... i believe that is your problem not mine
godfuckingdammit you're a weakling.
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:29 PM
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godfuckingdammit you're a weakling.
Do you happen to listen to alot of eminem by any chance
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:31 PM
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Do you happen to listen to alot of eminem by any chance
not at all. have you told your mom about your crush on him yet?

*backhands your queerass sig off your post*
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I never knew a thread about beards could be so gay.
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:42 PM
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yeah i know , love you too

after all this time it is still funny to see em try



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Old 03-20-2009, 09:02 PM
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Dammit the fucking thing grew back GOD DAMMIT
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Shit why can i not remember to shave! FUCK.
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