Its kinda a funny story
So last night me and some of my homies, went to this bitches house but we got to drunk and bored and left. It was like 3 in the morning and we were pissed we didn't get any pussy. We started making calls and my friend called this fat bitch that gives good head so we brought her to the beach and trained her, she kept calling me Alex who is this guy that looks like me sorta. The bitch was spun the fuck out, I drive a 1986 white honda accord, Alex used to drive a white beemer, till his mom took it from him. Alex also sells a lot of extacy, this bitch said to me, "Hey Alex remember those two pink smackers you hooked me up with on my birthday?" I just played a long and said yea, So this was good because she doesn't know my real name and I never have to talk to her again, I hate fucking spun out bitches, she tried to hand me the dope pipe and I slapped her.
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