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What Have you guys got?


I dunno what the american style ratio is in gauge but I have a 22mm and a 10mm, Ill post pictures soon




Okay I found a chart that converts it

I got a

7/8 Gauge and a 00g

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Old 10-09-2010, 11:00 AM
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Here's what I have gathered from personal experience: all people who have stretchers are epic douchebags. I am sorry to inform you that you are a douchebag. But I'm not really sorry. You just suck.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:06 AM
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Hahah personal experience care to explain?
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:10 AM
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Every person I have ever met who had stretchers turned out to be a gigantic fucking douchefag.

So either only douchebags put in stretchers of having stretchers turns you into a douchebag. At least one, possibly both of these statements are 100% correct.
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Lol that means nothing? have you met everyone with stretchers? I didnt think so
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:20 AM
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Lol that means nothing? have you met everyone with stretchers? I didnt think so
I just said I did. Can't you read? Perhaps stretchers have a negative effect on a person's reading comprehension.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:21 AM
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So you have met me irl and the other millions of people that have them? Maybe you can't see the fact that your an idoit and cannot fucking read.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:26 AM
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Maybe your face is disgusting and your only way to express yourself is through self-mutilation by the standards of a culture so foreign to you that you couldn't possibly start to comprehend it. You people are like white suburbian kids with dreads.

You are white. Be white. If you are too banal and uncreative, then just be normal and boring. Better than being a douche.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:31 AM
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Hahahaha Am I like white suburbian kids with dreads? Am I covering myself with mud and trying to be black? Im white how can you not be white when your white?

I Live in Australia it aint the slums and the so called "Hood" that you guys have in your fucked up state.

Get the fuck outa the mind set where you obviously jump to conclusion about people cause of the way they look, you fucking judgemental cunt. Typical......
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:39 AM
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Hahahaha Am I like white suburbian kids with dreads? Am I covering myself with mud and trying to be black? Im white how can you not be white when your white?

I Live in Australia it aint the slums and the so called "Hood" that you guys have in your fucked up state.

Get the fuck outa the mind set where you obviously jump to conclusion about people cause of the way they look, you fucking judgemental cunt. Typical......
I'm jumping to conclusions when you assume that I live in the states and that I'm somehow being typical? lol okay I told you you were a douchebag

Also, I'm not judging anyone by how they look. I'm juding you on the shit you do to your body. There's a difference between those two. No one can change how they look, but every cunt out there can put shit in their face. Tell me, why do you put shit on your face? Do you like standing out? Too bad that you're not unique. A lot of cunts put shit on their face.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:45 AM
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Since when was the ear on the face? and I assume that you live in the states by the fact that you say "douchebag" and your other words.
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Since when was the ear on the face? and I assume that you live in the states by the fact that you say "douchebag" and your other words.
You must have a very low IQ.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:51 AM
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The ear is on the side of the head, sped.
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The ear is on the side of the head, sped.
Yes right there where you face starts, greatly influencing how it looks... There is really no reason for us to nitpick over semantics. It has already been established that you are a douchebag, as is everyone else who has stretchers.
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:01 PM
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Lol, so your saying If I punched you in the ear you would say "Ow, you punched me in the face" ? Prove the ear is part of the face?, its not its on the side of your head.
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Lol, so your saying If I punched you in the ear you would say "Ow, you punched me in the face" ? Prove the ear is part of the face?, its not its on the side of your head.
So, you are saying that your ears don't inlfuence how your face looks at all? Would you date a woman who had ears as big as her head? With dicks sticking out of them?
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Depends if you have hair or not, and who the fuck in there right mind would date a women with huge ears and dicks coming out of them? Unless you had some sick fetish....
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Depends if you have hair or not, and who the fuck in there right mind would date a women with huge ears and dicks coming out of them? Unless you had some sick fetish....
Who would date a person with stretchers in their ears? Unless you were some sick douchebag...
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I have ones like this:



I have a pair in both black and silver.

Edit: And Siu Mai is actually right. I deliberately chose to stretch my ears in order to become a better and more efficient douchebag. Why are you even debating him? You know it's true.

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I have a pair in both black and silver.
Damn bro, you have girly looking ears.
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I have ones like this:



I have a pair in both black and silver.

Edit: And Siu Mai is actually right. I deliberately chose to stretch my ears in order to become a better and more efficient douchebag. Why are you even debating him? You know it's true.


Nice How big?
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When you take them out, are your mutilated earlobes all dangly and weird?
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Perfect circle
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People who gauge their ears are fucking gay

it's on the same level of stupid/faggotry as cutting yourself.
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Yet you dont cut yourself so its no where near that level.
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Yet you dont cut yourself so its no where near that level.
Making holes in your body is the equivalent of cutting yourself, bro.
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FAGGOT!
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I came here thinking I'd read some amusing anecdote about those things you carry injured people away on.

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Damn bro, you have girly looking ears.
I said I have ones like those, not that those were my ears.

y u so mad about stretchers tho
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Stretchers are disgusting, especially when you hear about how they stink up a room. What is the point of them anyways? Stretching your ear out and looking like you have a stretched vagina for an ear when you take them off:



Gives a new meaning to ear fucking, am I right?
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I never understood the point or purpose to most body modification like that, including all forms of piercing & tattoos. Not that I have anything against it, I just don't get it.
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Well, personal choice isn't it now.
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Well, personal choice isn't it now.
So is suicide. You should think about it.
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What has that got to do with stretcher your ears for looks? You outa get your head outa your ass fucking azn cunt.
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So you do it for looks? Why? Do you have a large mole or a very ugly face that you need to divert attention from it elsewhere? That sort of makes sense. All the people I've met who had stretchers were ugly as hell.
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You want a picture of me?
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You want a picture of me?
Sure I could use a laugh.
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I wanna find someone sleeping with a pair of those and attach mini chains to their ears onto their bed rails. Make for some lols when they wake up
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I wanna find someone sleeping with a pair of those and attach mini chains to their ears onto their bed rails. Make for some lols when they wake up
You should do the chain thing, and then punch them in the balls for extral lulz.
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