'Cam whores' - Not the good kind

Trousersnake · #1 10-14-2010, 05:51 AM

What the fuck am I talking about?

Facebook. There's a bitch that's my 'friend' on this piece of shit website (peer pressure yo) that has 1615 photos uploaded. And you know it as well as I do that half of them are the same brand - Her face taken by herself with outstretched arm, her and her small collection of friends in the same 2 or 3 bars they go to.

I am quarter 'green', quarter 'economist jew' and half 'tech punk' by stereotype and I can't help but think of the fucking resources these people must consume on this fucking nonsensical past time.

The time it takes to actually take the photos, upload them and caption them, the storage requirements, the power consumption...and what does it achieve? 1 out of every 100 say photos attracts a 14 year old that gets off to your 'quirkiness'?

There's even dumbfucks that upload shitty blurred photos...and I've even known fuckwits to upload photos that have been taken by the camera by accident...like the floor of a car or some shit. Sure "they've just uploaded everything and didn't notice" I hear your mind criticize - NO, they even captioned the shit, knowing full well what SHIT it truly is. What the fuck is up with this shit?

My Facebook comprises of a handful of photos from events and concerts that have been requested by others (easier to tell them they are uploaded than to send them to everyone) and a profile picture so people know it's me/strangers can tell I'm a well hard cunt.

In summing up, humankind continues to come up with new ways to be utter failures and on newer mediums like social networks.

The truly sad thing is with 'smart' devices with WiFi and camera capabilities, this sheer stupidity will be brought to the world in real-time...for the love of sheer fucks sake!